Texting someone you meet on a night out

danh789 · 15-02-2009 12:59AM #1

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

Kiera · 15-02-2009 01:01AM

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

Did i give you a wide-on and make you moisty last night.

Xavi6 · 15-02-2009 01:01AM

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

"You don't sweat too much for a fat bird"

Peyton Manning · 15-02-2009 01:03AM

I'll text a girl if I met her while I was sober. I wont text a girl I met while I was drunk because...

a) My standards would have dropped.
b) God knows what shite I told her.
and
c) I'll have taken down her number as something like 08G9BWE8;[34 and her name as Fijg.

Steve · 15-02-2009 01:07AM

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

"ha ha very funny, can I have my wallet back please"

Pherekydes · 15-02-2009 01:08AM

drlng i luv u wll u mrry me

li@mo · 15-02-2009 01:12AM

"that would be an ecumincal matter"

SoWatchaWant · 15-02-2009 01:15AM

Depends on what you want OP. Do you wanna go out with her?

Just something simple like, How's the head, Did you have a good one after I left. Not rocket science....

Good luck with it.

Whosbetter? · 15-02-2009 01:17AM

'How would ye like to be buried with my people?'

tolosenc · 15-02-2009 01:17AM

Archimedes wrote: »

c) I'll have taken down her number as something like 08G9BWE8;[34 and her name as Fijg.

Yeah, I went on 3 dates with a girl whose name I didn't know, and still don't. And that wasn't why it ended...

kev_s88 · 15-02-2009 01:25AM

" I was great but i dont know what was wrong with you"

Kirnsy · 15-02-2009 01:38AM

"pics or didnt happen"

Naos · 15-02-2009 01:49AM

*pulls up a chair and munches on some popcorn*

The_Minister · 15-02-2009 01:53AM

"I think I'm pregnant"

UrbanSea · 15-02-2009 01:53AM

'Bags not paying for the pill' is always a good one i find

Seraphicblue · 15-02-2009 01:56AM

"Are we related?"

Sanjuro · 15-02-2009 02:01AM

"I just found some weird discharge. I'd go get myself checked out if I were you."

Quazzie · 15-02-2009 02:03AM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Just something simple like, How's the head, Did you have a good one after I left.

Or alternatively " how's the head, did you have a good one after I cum?"

littlefriend · 15-02-2009 02:03AM

My friend text a guy the morning after saying 'did you spike my drink'?...he replied saying no way etc and she said 'why the hell not?'.
Broke the ice at least - I had to listen to them shagging from the next room for about 9 months [through ear plugs]

Quazzie · 15-02-2009 02:10AM

littlefriend wrote: »

My friend text a guy the morning after saying 'did you spike my drink'?...he replied saying no way etc and she said 'why the hell not?'.
Broke the ice at least - I had to listen to them shagging from the next room for about 9 months [through ear plugs]

I find a glass against the wall works better!

Peyton Manning · 15-02-2009 04:11AM

"Knock knock. Who's there? You probably. You probably who? You probably have gonorrhea now"

acid.rain · 15-02-2009 06:21AM

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

i just text *farts on phone* and leave it at that, unless its some hot chick and i'll wait a month later and text something random like, "do you have my panties?*

Agamemnon · 15-02-2009 06:45AM

"Is your friend seeing anyone? Does she know how to milk a prostate properly?"

Fago! · 15-02-2009 01:30PM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Depends on what you want OP. Do you wanna go out with her?

Just something simple like, How's the head, Did you have a good one after I left. Not rocket science....

Wouldn't ya be freaked if she replied with "Yeah as soon as you left, I had a great night"

damo · 15-02-2009 02:06PM

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

Like someone else said it depends what you want. I take it you wanna meet her again etc. so if you insist on texting then text any old crap e.g bring up some joke you might of shared or something funny that happened when you were talking to her. If and when you ask her out CALL HER, do not text her asking her out. Calling works alot better

towel401 · 15-02-2009 02:37PM

What ever you send, don't send it from a satellite phone

Abi · 15-02-2009 03:18PM

Silly wabbit. If you like her, dont text her. Let her do the texting first.

Then what you do is reply with one word answers like so: Ye. No. Sure. Kthxbye. Play it as cool as a fishes fart. Get her good and keen like. And when she takes the bait, reel it in and fúck that fish.

Yee harr.

Wibbs · 15-02-2009 03:19PM

Kiera wrote: »

Did i give you a wide-on and make you moisty last night.

Nope that was me.

Kiera · 15-02-2009 03:23PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Nope that was me.

You gave his burd a wide-on and made her moisty?

TheZohanS · 15-02-2009 03:50PM

"If I promise to shag you next time we meet will you promise not to tell my girlfriend?"

kelle · 15-02-2009 03:55PM

When I was dating, we hadn't the luxury of mobile phones. You rang their family landline number, usually their mum answered and you'd spend twenty minutes talking to her before you'd get to talk to your date!

Texting someone you meet on a night out

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