Texting someone you meet on a night out

danh789

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

Kiera

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

Did i give you a wide-on and make you moisty last night.

Xavi6

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

"You don't sweat too much for a fat bird"

Peyton Manning

I'll text a girl if I met her while I was sober. I wont text a girl I met while I was drunk because...

a) My standards would have dropped.
b) God knows what shite I told her.
and
c) I'll have taken down her number as something like 08G9BWE8;[34 and her name as Fijg.

Steve

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

"ha ha very funny, can I have my wallet back please"

Pherekydes

drlng i luv u wll u mrry me

li@mo

"that would be an ecumincal matter"

SoWatchaWant

Depends on what you want OP. Do you wanna go out with her?

Just something simple like, How's the head, Did you have a good one after I left. Not rocket science....

Good luck with it.

Whosbetter?

'How would ye like to be buried with my people?'

tolosenc

Archimedes wrote: »

c) I'll have taken down her number as something like 08G9BWE8;[34 and her name as Fijg.

Yeah, I went on 3 dates with a girl whose name I didn't know, and still don't. And that wasn't why it ended...

kev_s88

" I was great but i dont know what was wrong with you"

Kirnsy

"pics or didnt happen"

Naos

*pulls up a chair and munches on some popcorn*

The_Minister

"I think I'm pregnant"

UrbanSea

'Bags not paying for the pill' is always a good one i find

Seraphicblue

"Are we related?"

Sanjuro

"I just found some weird discharge. I'd go get myself checked out if I were you."

Quazzie

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Just something simple like, How's the head, Did you have a good one after I left.

Or alternatively " how's the head, did you have a good one after I cum?"

littlefriend

My friend text a guy the morning after saying 'did you spike my drink'?...he replied saying no way etc and she said 'why the hell not?'.
Broke the ice at least - I had to listen to them shagging from the next room for about 9 months [through ear plugs]

Quazzie

littlefriend wrote: »

My friend text a guy the morning after saying 'did you spike my drink'?...he replied saying no way etc and she said 'why the hell not?'.
Broke the ice at least - I had to listen to them shagging from the next room for about 9 months [through ear plugs]

I find a glass against the wall works better!

Peyton Manning

"Knock knock. Who's there? You probably. You probably who? You probably have gonorrhea now"

acid.rain

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

i just text *farts on phone* and leave it at that, unless its some hot chick and i'll wait a month later and text something random like, "do you have my panties?*

Agamemnon

"Is your friend seeing anyone? Does she know how to milk a prostate properly?"

Fago!

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Depends on what you want OP. Do you wanna go out with her?

Just something simple like, How's the head, Did you have a good one after I left. Not rocket science....

Wouldn't ya be freaked if she replied with "Yeah as soon as you left, I had a great night"

damo

danh789 wrote: »

ok guy and girls.....u meet someone on a night out, are with them and swap numbers. You promise to text them the next day, but what sort of text do you send? What do you say in the message? Do you keep it brief etc.

Like someone else said it depends what you want. I take it you wanna meet her again etc. so if you insist on texting then text any old crap e.g bring up some joke you might of shared or something funny that happened when you were talking to her. If and when you ask her out CALL HER, do not text her asking her out. Calling works alot better

towel401

What ever you send, don't send it from a satellite phone

Abi

Silly wabbit. If you like her, dont text her. Let her do the texting first.

Then what you do is reply with one word answers like so: Ye. No. Sure. Kthxbye. Play it as cool as a fishes fart. Get her good and keen like. And when she takes the bait, reel it in and fúck that fish.

Yee harr.

Wibbs

Kiera wrote: »

Did i give you a wide-on and make you moisty last night.

Nope that was me.

Kiera

Wibbs wrote: »

Nope that was me.

You gave his burd a wide-on and made her moisty?

TheZohanS

"If I promise to shag you next time we meet will you promise not to tell my girlfriend?"

kelle

When I was dating, we hadn't the luxury of mobile phones. You rang their family landline number, usually their mum answered and you'd spend twenty minutes talking to her before you'd get to talk to your date!

Craft25

"hey hun, crackin night, messsyyy!! Barely remember a thing.. are you the blonde in the slutty dress or the brunette with the boobies"

Wibbs

Kiera wrote: »

You gave his burd a wide-on and made her moisty?

Yep with my moistywideon tm ray, only recently developed.:p

Wibbs

kelle wrote: »

When I was dating, we hadn't the luxury of mobile phones. You rang their family landline number, usually their mum answered and you'd spend twenty minutes talking to her before you'd get to talk to your date!

In my day we didn't even have the luxury of that. Note on arrow was the preferred method. Hit a couple of their dads in the arse by mistake though. The carrier pigeon was a great upgrade.

Kiera

Wibbs wrote: »

Yep with my moistywideon tm ray, only recently developed.:p

You forgot to insert your other new word "gick" Please put the 3 of them into a sentence

Wibbs

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towel401

Wibbs wrote: »

NEW Improved MoistyWideon tm ray. Now with the gickexiter tm attachment for the lady in ones life who may enjoy that kinda thing. All at a special once off promotional price of 39.99!!!! Also inc. panty elastic disruptor at no extra cost. Paypal accepted.










Results may vary. Knickers may go up or down depending on market forces and independent of use of MoistyWideon ray. If object of affection is wearing lead underwear effectiveness is much reduced. If male user of ray is affected with Morbid Ugly, user may require medical help. Search for info on Paperbag (tm) from this company. All rights reserved to con you out of your money.

can you get them in Aldi?

samhail

ive got a massive [insert body part]. and im picking you up in 20min.

Wibbs

towel401 wrote: »

can you get them in Aldi?

Nope, only available online shipped in a plain wrapper. Well I was going to offer them through Lidl, but the Lidl MoistyWideon ray doesn't have such a good ring to it

Wibbs

samhail wrote: »

ive got a massive [insert body part]. and im picking you up in 20min.

Head?

Abi

Wibbs wrote: »

Head?

Which one?

Ya slipped up there Wibbsy

truecrippler

"I hope you didn't mind my dad watching".

NiSmO

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Wibbs

Abigayle wrote: »

Which one?

Ya slipped up there Wibbsy

The bigger one, but for some that's still hard to call....:p

Piste

Hehe I'm reading PI on another tab at the same time and forgot this thread was AH and was utterly shocked at some of the stuff Wibbs has been spouting!

MIN2511

Piste wrote: »

Hehe I'm reading PI on another tab at the same time and forgot this thread was AH and was utterly shocked at some of the stuff Wibbs has been spouting!

Wibbs has an "active" mind

Abi

Wibbs wrote: »

The bigger one, but for some that's still hard to call....:p

Lol. Pics or gtfo.

RoundyMooney

Wibbs wrote: »

...MoistyWideon...Morbid Ugly...Paperbag...

Wibbs wrote: »

If I'm typing in bold, it means you have been.

Wibbs, I'm hugely confused.

Abi

RoundyMooney wrote: »

Wibbs, I'm hugely confused.

Shh you. Makes fock all sense, but its workin.

*fip fip fip*

Northernsoul

Whosbetter? wrote: »

'How would ye like to be buried with my people?'

Funny!

Toto Wolfcastle

My friend goes out and meets guys and they take her number and text her saying things like 'Great night last night, I'll call you soon' and then she spends week or sometimes months obsessing over the fact that they haven't called and I have to listen to it.

Please don't text her a girl if you're not interested. Preserve my sanity!