Ever just reach your teather and flip out?

stovelid · 10-02-2009 02:12PM

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

He just got back up, walked over and picked up a consaw and walked off. Ten minutes later there is

Got my hopes up here. Thought you'd say "then we heard the consaw being switched on...."

Craft25 · 10-02-2009 02:25PM

Dunno if it's been said but:

Lucky you didn't hit them with the driver pulling up at the cop shop!! You'd be embroiled in a whole load of headache now.

RaverRo808 · 10-02-2009 02:51PM

Just to confirm the lad I jocked and 'hit',was easier 17,16 at the youngest,and was about 6ft2 and verly well built,he was definatley bigger then me,so he was a big lad who should have known better,I think anyone who makes sneaky comments are just jealous because they'd be the people who'd just sit there and take it like cowards

Wagon · 10-02-2009 02:55PM

RaverRo808 wrote: »

Just to confirm the lad I jocked and 'hit',was easier 17,16 at the youngest,and was about 6ft2 and verly well built,he was definatley bigger then me,so he was a big lad who should have known better,I think anyone who makes sneaky comments are just jealous because they'd be the people who'd just sit there and take it like cowards

...Or a mere 6ft without much muscle who didn't want to get their teeth knocked out...

Puddleduck · 10-02-2009 02:58PM

My comment wasnt sneaky, it was as in your face as you were to that poor wee skobe.

RaverRo808 · 10-02-2009 03:03PM

Wagon wrote: »

...Or a mere 6ft without much muscle who didn't want to get their teeth knocked out...

Is this in regards to me

General Zod · 10-02-2009 03:33PM

I reached my teacher once.

Big Knox · 10-02-2009 03:35PM

BlackWizard wrote: »

I grabbed the leg of the closest one and dragged him out to the aisle. He was nearly crying. The other one jumped over seats and ran to the bottom of the cinema screaming at me to let him go. But on the way he got a few punches by some foreigners. So I lifted the guy up off the groud into the air and threw him down the stairs. Rolled for about 6 steps and then got up for 4 steps and fell down another few :rolleyes:

They were both in tears crying and said they were "telling" on me

Here friend let me show you how to use the rolleyes smiley properly.

So you beat the sh1t out of some kids and threw one of them down a stairs?

Seriously? Well done you. :rolleyes:

Just a heads up, happy posting.

Skyuser · 10-02-2009 03:46PM

What if one of the kids hit his head and died?

consultech · 10-02-2009 03:46PM

Big Knox wrote: »

Here friend let me show you how to use the rolleyes smiley properly.

Smiley Nazis now? Surely not.

:rolleyes:

RaverRo808 · 10-02-2009 03:49PM

Skyuser wrote: »

What if one of the kids hit his head and died?

F*ck em

Smart Bug · 10-02-2009 03:51PM

Skyuser wrote: »

What if one of the kids hit his head and died?

Darwinism in practical application.

Cuddlesworth · 10-02-2009 03:56PM

stovelid wrote: »

Got my hopes up here. Thought you'd say "then we heard the consaw being switched on...."

I have no idea what he did with it, with a few kangos going I couldn't hear a thing.

tony 2 tone · 10-02-2009 04:06PM

Skyuser wrote: »

What if one of the kids hit his head and died?

Then he would definitly stay quite in the movies in future.

Fad · 10-02-2009 04:12PM

Some guy had been at me all day in science (Cool I know!) in 3rd year, eventually I just lost it with him and threw him off the stool he was on.

Serious stress relief!:pac:

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 10-02-2009 04:16PM

Some wee bitch was repeatedly kicking me in the back of the head in a cinema in Ennis once so I grabbed her shoe and ****ed it up to the top of the theatre, but generally I'm not so brimming over with rage and dissatisfaction with the world that I resort to flipping out at complete strangers to let off steam. I occasionally indulge in a stern look. That shows em.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 10-02-2009 04:18PM

Digiweb just sent me a bill for 120 euro, I canceled my account with them over two months ago. I replied to their mail:

Dear ****tards.

Are you guys completely retarded? I canceled my account with your useless company 2 months ago. Why the **** are you tosspots still charging my account? You guys are the worst bunch of muppets I have ever dealt with, every single person I know that has internet access will know of your idiotic ways. Charge my account and expect a summons to the small claims court, I **** you not. I am pissed off at this stage with your crap, just **** OFF!!!

Regards,

A very ****ing pissed off ex customer...

I probably went a bit too far, just a few minutes ago they sent me an invoice with no explanation of 117 euro for the same time period. I replied:

What the **** are you guys playing at???

Can anyone up there with the slightest bit of cop on, give me a ****ing explanation for this ****e?

Again, probably a bit too far, but hey, I am in a bad mood :P

Big Knox · 10-02-2009 04:26PM

consultech wrote: »

Smiley Nazis now? Surely not.

:rolleyes:

Never underestimate the power of sarcasm.

Also that rolleyes smiley is used totally out of context.

Abi · 10-02-2009 04:49PM

Puddleduck wrote: »

You're an angry person arent you. Do you need a hug?

*ponders*

um. was that for meh or the OP? $:\$

/Hides baseball bat behind back

jim o doom · 10-02-2009 04:55PM

I've flipped out a wee bit when drunk a few times, when strangers attempted to get in a fight with me, got so visibly angry, they went away & no fight occurred (sweet)..

The last time I properly flipped out I was a child in 3rd or 4th year in school (I'm 28 now, so many moons ago). Some little backstard had been "bullying" me with his mates, just went one step too far - picked him up by the throat, slammed against the wall and told him "if you even talk to me ever again, barbie girl, im going to cut off your penis & feed it to you". a weird threat but I was fairly incoherently annoyed.

needless to say, he never spoke to me again, or bothered me - and I've taken a fairly no nosense approach to douchebags ever since then.

Quazzie · 10-02-2009 04:59PM

Maurice Silly Ivy wrote: »

Digiweb just sent me a bill for 120 euro, I canceled my account with them over two months ago. I replied to their mail:

Dear ****tards.

Are you guys completely retarded? I canceled my account with your useless company 2 months ago. Why the **** are you tosspots still charging my account? You guys are the worst bunch of muppets I have ever dealt with, every single person I know that has internet access will know of your idiotic ways. Charge my account and expect a summons to the small claims court, I **** you not. I am pissed off at this stage with your crap, just **** OFF!!!

Regards,

A very ****ing pissed off ex customer...

I probably went a bit too far, just a few minutes ago they sent me an invoice with no explanation of 117 euro for the same time period. I replied:

What the **** are you guys playing at???

Can anyone up there with the slightest bit of cop on, give me a ****ing explanation for this ****e?

Again, probably a bit too far, but hey, I am in a bad mood

Digiweb Raaawwwwwkkkkk!!!! ! ! !

\Troll

Dragan · 10-02-2009 05:15PM

Snow fall will bring out the little maggot in a lot of kids. Myself and the girlfriend went down home to say hello to my parents over the weekend. We woke up on Sunday morning to find the snow had followed us home, so got ready to go outside and take some photos. A walk down through the village to the river seemed like a nice idea, so out we went! As we got nearer to out destination we saw a group of 12 to 14 kids around 16 years of age at the side of the road and they started throwing snowballs. We didn't chance our pace, or even try to dodge them, they just kept missing. We had a right laugh at them and threw a few choice phrases at them about their poor aim, how it may have been inherited from parents and the possibility of having half matress/half sperm pool brothers and sisters.

Anyway, they decided to follow us, still throwing snowballs, still missing. At this point i was getting slightly annoyed, between the two of us we have about six grands worth of electronic equipment on us and one stray snowball could have been enough to do a bit of damage. I handed my camera to herself and turned around and grabbed the nearest one, who had been given courage by their strength in numbers and strayed within my range. Holding him by the scruff i lifted his face up to my head height and asked him "How would you feel if i made you eat a snowball"? The kid turned white and muttered "I didn't touch you". "Yeah, ****ing brave enough to throw snowballs though, aren't ya? Now, would you like to eat one"? By this stage i had walked over to the side of the bridge we were on and used one hand to make a nice snowball and the other to keep my young friend nicely elevated. By now, his cohorts had all stopped there game and we watching in horror as the graivty of the situation kicked in. Their little game had back fired and i had one of their number in my hands! "Does it look tasty?" I asked him, showing him the lovely, mossy snowball i had made. "Didn't do nothing" was the reply. It was then that i realised the guys eyes were wide and his skin was white....he was literally ****ting himself. I let him go, smacked the snowball off him and off the went, getting braver as soon as they were out of range and starting to throw snowballs again. I walked out of range, made another one and smashed it off the face of the cheekiest looking guy in the group and then went about my business.

It was only afterwards that i realised the reason they may have been so scared is, if they had any clue who i was, they would realise that i have throw someone off that bridge before and would have no real issue doing it again.

Fun times.

Bijoux · 10-02-2009 05:18PM

I spent 3 years working part time in a shoe shop when I was in school.
Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday I would come in, basically run the place and try and get it in order for the next week (which was the managers job, not mine)

Anyhow after 3 years of this, my manager gave out to me one day for talking on the shop floor.
I was extremely píssed off, seeing as its something she does the whole time anyway, so after trying (and failing) to calm myself down, I asked her to come into the stockroom and I spent the subsequent 20 minutes shouting at her, telling her that I was sick of doing her job for 1/4 of her wage, that she was fúcking useless, that everyone else in the shop sat on their arse and did nothing, etc etc.....so she agreed to everything I said and my rant ended up sorting everything out. I was screaming at her at one point, I cant believe I never got fired!
Went home after that and played 'Bittersweet Symphony' on repeat for ages, feeling all liberated and proud of myself

No assault involved, but it was an epic moment for me, and it felt goooood.

jim o doom · 10-02-2009 05:25PM

Dragan wrote: »

It was only afterwards that i realised the reason they may have been so scared is, if they had any clue who i was, they would realise that i have throw someone off that bridge before and would have no real issue doing it again.

Fun times.

lol excellent - I live accross the road from a river, and some little sh*ts have been spray painting really badly done tags on the wall, kick my OH's mirror off her car & broke my other mates cars front windshield.. he was ENRAGED, & he says - "the second I catch ANY of those little b@stards, they are going STRAIGHT in that ICY fewkin river".

For breaking my OH's car, I would do harm to the miscreant if I caught em. broken teeth harm.

TPD · 10-02-2009 05:39PM

The thing that annoys me most about this thread is the do-goody people defending the kids. If they don't get the shíte kicked out of them for acting like a prink, they wont change. And I'm not looking forward to the kids of the last 10 years becoming adults.

Fair play for giving any little 'hard man' a kicking.

RaverRo808 · 10-02-2009 05:56PM

Ah revenge on c*nts who go out of their way to harm innocent people,so gooood,the only justified kind of violence,its like that show Dexter

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 10-02-2009 06:09PM

TPD wrote: »

The thing that annoys me most about this thread is the do-goody people defending the kids. If they don't get the shíte kicked out of them for acting like a prink, they wont change. And I'm not looking forward to the kids of the last 10 years becoming adults.

Fair play for giving any little 'hard man' a kicking.

Yea, like any problem the human race ever has, lets resort to violence, that will fix it, right?

How wrong could you be. It will make things worse. Do the right thing and call the cops, get a solicitor, go the right path. Any adult lay a finger on my child, no matter what he/she done, expect to lose a lot. If they broke your window, or sprayed on your wall, it can be fixed. That can be sorted out. Don't act like you are the law...

Keyboard warriors ftl...

Remember you were kids too, we were not all little scumbags, we may have done some harm, big or small. Think we deserved to get a beating for it? It's a part of growing up and learning.

Now I am not talking about the problem child on the road that is constantly, all through his life, in trouble. He/she is malicious and is never going to be right...

Smart Bug · 10-02-2009 06:11PM

RaverRo808 wrote: »

Ah revenge on c*nts who go out of their way to harm innocent people,so gooood,the only justified kind of violence,its like that show Dexter

Jeez, you do have a short fuse, dontcha?!

*prods RaverRo808 repeatedly with a stick whilst grinning in nervous anticipation for the coming shitstorm

Red Sleeping Beauty · 10-02-2009 06:22PM

RaverRo808 wrote: »

Stuck in traffic in Castleknock last Monday when the blizzard was at its peak.car going nowhere,aload of little b*stards decided to pelt the cars out of it with snowballs,every car was getting it,and I ended up losing it,the main offender was a lil wannabe hardman with a Balaclava,the rest ran away but he stood his ground(big mistake),I pushed him to the ground,ripped the tracksuit bottoms off him,and dragged him up and down through the freezing snow,then walked over to a big 12 foot wall and f*cked his kacks over,tears streaming down his face,as I walked back the car,everyone stuck in traffic were breaking their b.ollox laughing but the woman behind me,called me a thug and said I had commited 'assault',I said 'Shut up missus or you'll be next',lol
,yes I know I am a hothead and have a bad temper,ah well

Falling Down FTW :pac:

anonymous_joe · 10-02-2009 06:28PM

Maurice Silly Ivy wrote: »

Yea, like any problem the human race ever has, lets resort to violence, that will fix it, right?

How wrong could you be. It will make things worse. Do the right thing and call the cops, get a solicitor, go the right path. Any adult lay a finger on my child, no matter what he/she done, expect to lose a lot. If they broke your window, or sprayed on your wall, it can be fixed. That can be sorted out. Don't act like you are the law...

Keyboard warriors ftl...

Remember you were kids too, we were not all little scumbags, we may have done some harm, big or small. Think we deserved to get a beating for it? It's a part of growing up and learning.

Now I am not talking about the problem child on the road that is constantly, all through his life, in trouble. He/she is malicious and is never going to be right...

In all fairness, beating on kids etc is a bit objectionable, but...

You said 'we were all kids.' Now I managed to have a childhood, without fúcking snowballs at randomers (I fúcked them at my mates, and they responded in kind) I didn't kick strangers heads in the cinema, or throw shít at them, etc.

Some people are nasty little shíts, and if they get the shít kicked out of them once, maybe they'll cop on and not do it again, to their benefit and everyone elses.

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

Falling Down FTW :pac:

I love that film.

Ever just reach your teather and flip out?

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