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Would the world be a more peaceful place if Jesus was alive today?

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  • 10-02-2009 1:22am
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    the_syco
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    If Jesus was alive today would the world be a morepeaceful] place?

    Would the world be a more peaceful place if Jesus was alive today? 78 votes

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    Kiera
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    Praise hell Satan
    Have you seen him? He's weedy looking! No way he could save the world!


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    Rb
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    Erm, probably. Simply because, if he were alive today and with the knowledge and technology we have now, he would have been outed as merely (if anything) a magician and a cult leader who preyed on the weak. Christianity would collapse and probably take a few other mainstream western religions with it, and we'd avoid all the war and blood shed that religion has, and will, bring to this world.

    Oh and before someone claims that the collapse of Christianity and/or faith would lead to a collapse in moral value and therefore chaos, please don't bother.


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    drunkmonkey
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    Praise hell Satan
    Heck no, he'd skin the lot of us....


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    drunkmonkey
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    Praise hell Satan
    Kiera wrote: »
    Have you seen him? He's weedy looking! No way he could save the world!

    but he's got Superpowers, tbh he wouldn't be much use in Ireland unless he's got Superpockets...


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    Biggins
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    Praise hell Satan
    Jeasus saves!!!


















    ...at the AIB!


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Praise hell Satan
    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    but he's got Superpowers, tbh he wouldn't be much use in Ireland unless he's got Superpockets...
    The only superpower he has is to turn water into wine. Cant really save the world with that?


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    Lirange
    Registered Users Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Lirange


    Praise hell Satan
    The world wasn't a very peaceful place in his day why would it be now?


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    jester77
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    He probably wouldn't get nailed to a cross if he was around today!


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    the_syco
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    But on the day of his resurrection he showed that he was the one true zombie lord Lord Jeasus Christ!


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    Rb
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    He wouldn't be able to compete in Vegas, would end up out on the streets and die drunk in the gutter freezing his little middle eastern arse off.


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    Sharpshooter
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    Kiera wrote: »
    The only superpower he has is to turn water into wine. Cant really save the world with that?
    And wine not???

    / whiner...:p


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    Rb
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    jester77 wrote: »
    He probably wouldn't get nailed to a cross if he was around today!

    Nah, sure they've much better tools over in guantanamo :pac:


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    Sharpshooter
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    jester77 wrote: »
    He probably wouldn't get nailed to a cross if he was around today!
    Dead right , the Americans would send Jack Bauer to annihilate him.:cool:


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    jester77
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1LIrzsgqA


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    drunkmonkey
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    Praise hell Satan
    Kiera wrote: »
    The only superpower he has is to turn water into wine. Cant really save the world with that?

    he could save me:D


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    Fizman
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    Praise hell Satan
    Jesus is alive. I was talkin to him on the CB.


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    eVeNtInE
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    The_Minister
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    Wussy-Green-Liberal-Pinko activists would have to find something new to blame war on.:pac:


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    drunkmonkey
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    Praise hell Satan
    The_Minister wrote: »
    Wussy-Green-Liberal-Pinko activists would have to find something new to blame war on.:pac:

    they'd probably start picking on drugs again:pac:


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    Overblood
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    What do you mean alive today? As in being STILL alive all these 2000 years? Or do you mean like magically born in a stable in Offaly somewhere in 1970. I'd say he'd be locked the f*ck up. And anyone who follwed his preachings would be locked up too. For good reason too, linky.


    edit: what the feck is he doing wearing the crown jewels? Where did he get them?!?!


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    #22
    Sharpshooter
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    Fizman wrote: »
    Jesus is alive. I was talkin to him on the CB.

    Are you sure that wasn't the BC.:p

    /Going now .............
    / before the AC gets here..


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    doonothing
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    Kiera wrote: »
    The only superpower he has is to turn water into wine. Cant really save the world with that?

    Is that a joke?

    :)


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    KnifeWRENCH
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    Nah one Jesus wouldn't be enough.

    An army of Jesuses might do the trick.


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    #25
    jimmycrackcorm
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    No
    More elbow room in heaven for me seeing as all you no-voters aren't going there.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Praise hell Satan
    Biggins wrote: »
    Jeasus saves!!!
    Jeasus, He must be a Dubliner :pac:
    Not on my Pension, he doesn't*





    *Alf Garnett (1987)


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    #27
    [Deleted User]
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    Praise hell Satan
    Bob Geldof would be pissed off!!!


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    #28
    Biggins
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    Praise hell Satan
    jimmycrackcorm wrote: »
    More elbow room in heaven for me seeing as all you no-voters aren't going there.


    .................................................................................................................:rolleyes:


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    #29
    SoupyNorman
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    With all that Gold, Frankincense and Muir he'd probably be pursued by the Criminal Assets Bureau.


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    #30
    [Deleted User]
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    Praise hell Satan
    bravestarr082 wrote: »
    With all that Gold, Frankincense and Muir he'd probably be pursued by the Criminal Assets Bureau.

    Shure, it was just resting in his (dodgy Irish Bank) account, along with his communion money.


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    #31
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    Praise hell Satan
    No, he could potentialy do the complete opposite :)


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