One night stand gone bad.

Sharpshooter · 06-02-2009 07:41PM

She is a total b*tch to do that, the poor guy.
Anyone know if the scarring will fade in time, or will he be left with it?

Davidius · 06-02-2009 07:44PM

That looks really damn sore.

Seriously, ffffffffffffúck!
Is what they did but that's not the point.

spinandscribble · 06-02-2009 07:44PM

994 wrote: »

Yeah, but he'd get a very heavy sentence. She'll get off lightly. Case a while ago, a married couple found guilty of something - father got 3 yrs jail, mother 3 yrs suspended because it would be unfair on the kids not to have both parents. Most people won't even twig that that's not just.

you don't know that yet, she hasn't been sentenced. i agree men get heavier sentences but who knows maybe they'll do the right thing this time.

galwayrush · 06-02-2009 08:39PM

FFS, She wasn't worth feeling cut up over.:rolleyes:

At least he wasn't gutted.:D

Professey Chin · 06-02-2009 08:42PM

galwayrush wrote: »

FFS, She wasn't worth feeling cut up over.:rolleyes:

At least he wasn't gutted.:D

Ive never been so conflicted weither I should commend or despise you over such terrible puns

galwayrush · 06-02-2009 08:46PM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Ive never been so conflicted weither I should commend or despise you over such terrible puns

I have worse.:o

C_Dawg · 06-02-2009 08:52PM

Looks like a crap tribal tattoo.

She ain't a bad bit of rough.

I think I could tame her wild ways.

LolaLuv · 06-02-2009 09:46PM

She had to have been on PCP. Crazy just isn't enough to explain this.

CreepingDeath · 06-02-2009 09:56PM

That woman is seriously fooked up.

I just use an invisible ink UV security pen.. this isn't the dark ages.

Valmont · 06-02-2009 10:47PM

I would totally do her, she's bloody gorgeous.

It's highly suspicious as to why he didn't wake up especially with so many deep cuts that would have taken quite a while to make. Drugged maybe?

Creamy Goodness · 06-02-2009 10:59PM

he's extremely ****ing lucky.

there's a lot worst a psycopatic girl can do with a stanley blade than that.

*winces*

omb0wyn5ehpij9 · 06-02-2009 11:13PM

Psycho!!

godtabh · 06-02-2009 11:45PM

The_Minister wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html#comments

It the old love story

Boy meets girl.

Boy goes home with girl.

Boy shags girl.

Girl carves her name into his arm with a Stanley knife.

Pics in link.

I keep being reminded of the old saying: "Don't stick it in the crazy".

I'd still give her one but probably wouldnt take the valium

D_murph · 07-02-2009 01:07AM

jester77 wrote: »

At least she didn't take the blade to his knob :eek:

LMAO

Good point though, it could always have been worse :eek:.

d22ontour · 07-02-2009 01:09AM

My name is Mick.
She told me her name was Vicky.
I found out Vicky was short for Victor.
My lower back is scarred.

:pac:

galwayrush · 07-02-2009 01:10AM

carve his knob

D_murph wrote: »

LMAO

Good point though, it could always have been worse :eek:.

Sore ****ing point if she did.:eek:

Kenno90 · 07-02-2009 01:10AM

it could've been much worse , just be thankful you still have your little man

Red Sleeping Beauty · 07-02-2009 03:44AM

I've no time for anoyone who can't handle a one night stand.

Sharpshooter · 07-02-2009 03:48AM

d22ontour wrote: »

My name is Mick.
She told me her name was Vicky.
I found out Vicky was short for Victor.
My lower back is scarred.

:pac:

Christ, put it to bed.
it's been done already.....

khmk · 07-02-2009 03:56AM

Do her on The Trades Discription Act

sew the **** out of her.

sorry.

Tristram · 07-02-2009 04:04AM

:eek: ffs

kowloon · 07-02-2009 08:01AM

There are people that would carve themselves, and without the valium, just to dip the love beak.

As for the inequality issues: I'm much happier to be a man and have tougher prison sentences than suffer the disadvantages and indignities of being a woman. Rumour has it their menstruation attracts bears and that their squirrel sized brains have difficulty performing complicated tasks such as mastering guitar hero and appreciating a fine beer.

Let this be a lesson to you all.

minidazzler · 07-02-2009 08:10AM

PillyPen wrote: »

She had to have been on PCP. Crazy just isn't enough to explain this.

PCP, PMS, one of those acronym's that start with P!!

davyjose · 07-02-2009 09:13AM

Tenner says he forgot her name in the middle of it.

I remember one morning in a hotel room attempting all sorts of tricks to covertly find her name out again. I even asked her for a look at her ATM card (WTF???), but it only had the first initial.

minidazzler · 07-02-2009 09:15AM

davyjose wrote: »

Tenner says he forgot her name in the middle of it.

I remember one morning in a hotel room attempting all sorts of tricks to covertly find her name out again. I even asked her for a look at her ATM card (WTF???), but it only had the first initial.

The Name is always Sexy, babe, or if you have a very Irish accent; love, that goes down a treat with Americans!!

http://www.zen32721.zen.co.uk/postit.jpg

Ghost Train · 07-02-2009 10:42AM

I'd wonder if he was so off his head that he agreed to it at the time and just doesn't remember

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium

Was he taking valium for a reason.... like agreeing to get a cool custom tattoo

possible the scratches look a bit worse because they just happened, would be interesting to see how they look after a few weeks

robinph · 07-02-2009 10:54AM

If it was the other way round he'd certainly be finding himself stuck on the sex offenders register. I'd hope for the same to be happening to her, but she's only been charged with "unlawful wounding" so highly doubtful there will be anything more than a couple of months suspended.