Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

One night stand gone bad.

«1

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    My name is Dominique.

    I like shoping for shoes

    I love Pink

    My favourite food is Boiled Bunny




    Scary Scary Chick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Pigman III


    Fcuk me!!! :eek:

    Actually... No, don't!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Bet he wishes her name was Ann :pac:

    Seriously though, what a nut..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Unlucky Chap!



    How did he not wake up?! :confused:
    I know I would if someone was carving me! lol :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 shock_value


    If this was a guy he'd have been called a monster and registered as a sex offender. He'd be locked up for a long time.


    She is no better. When will we have equality?


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    If a girl tells you her favourite movie is Audition, just... RUN!!!:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    Jemmy wrote: »
    Unlucky Chap!



    How did he not wake up?! :confused:
    I know I would if someone was carving me! lol :eek:

    Valium...


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Jemmy wrote: »
    Unlucky Chap!



    How did he not wake up?! :confused:
    I know I would if someone was carving me! lol :eek:

    Valium + Vodka = {-_-}ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭kingtut


    slasher :eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    It could have been worse. She could have wrote "Welcome to the AIDS Club"


  • Advertisement
  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    The Q looks like a 9, now he just looks like a dumbass.

    It's well done though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    If this was a guy he'd have been called a monster and registered as a sex offender. He'd be locked up for a long time.


    She is no better. When will we have equality?
    Actually that is a good point.

    If the roles had been reversed, he would have been charged with a high degree of assault, and everyone would be going nuts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    At least she didn't take the blade to his knob :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    how did he NOT wake up?

    what a nut job.

    "you'll always remember me!!!" *stab stab stab*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Pigman III


    xzanti wrote: »
    Valium + Vodka = {-_-}ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    ME! + Vodka = {-_-} ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    If this was a guy he'd have been called a monster and registered as a sex offender. He'd be locked up for a long time.


    She is no better. When will we have equality?

    Chill out man, she hasn't even been sentenced ffs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,070 ✭✭✭Placebo


    KINDA KINKY.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    xzanti wrote:
    Bet he wishes her name was Ann
    theres supposed to be something clever about that but i dont get it, can you explain?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    These things always seem like the best idea in like, the history of the world at the time.
    she jus liked him.

    pff. Ungrateful bástard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Look at some of the comments
    This is terrible!...carving into someones arm like that is inhumane but, maybe he should have waited to see what shes like in the longrun, maybe he would have avoided it
    And the lesson is...dont have a one night stand and dont mix alcohol and valium.
    I feel sorry for the guy but this is a warning against casual sex if ever there was one. You never know who you are going home with. Save it for someone you care about!

    There is loads more like this.
    You know what this commentary reminds me of.....


    EDIT: This is the worst so far:
    How evil!! He was wrong to just want to use her for sex without knowing what kind of person she was. There was a young woman here who was murdered by an asylum seeker after inviting him back to her flat after just meeting him. Turns out he was a serial rapist in London and Dublin. I wouldn't be alone with anyone unless I knew him inside out, so to speak.
    He was wrong!!??


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    there is some weirdos out there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 higgo1888


    hope she's put on the offenders list


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Steoob wrote: »
    theres supposed to be something clever about that but i dont get it, can you explain?
    Ann is shorter then Domonique:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    It could have been worse. She could have wrote "Welcome to the AIDS Club"
    Or the Mile HIV Club


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Talk about stabbing someone in the back! B*tch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    to be fair if the same ha happened to a woman people would have said the same things.
    "serves her right, acting like a slut"
    "wasn't she stupid being alone with a man she did not know?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    I hope he got a good roide outta her first

    ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    She looks pretty hot in that pic though. I wouldnt mind stabbing her with my reasonably sized/slightly below average* penis.




    Hey, at least I'm honest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    First one night stand I had I left the keys of me bike and house behind me. I had spares so left them and didnt think anything of it. Got a text off me one about a week later telling me I could pick up the keys and I didnt have to talk to her if i didnt want to.
    Ended up going to the pub with her and her mates that night and left me lid there then. Lol


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    to be fair if the same ha happened to a woman people would have said the same things.
    "serves her right, acting like a slut"
    "wasn't she stupid being alone with a man she did not know?"
    Yeah, but he'd get a very heavy sentence. She'll get off lightly. Case a while ago, a married couple found guilty of something - father got 3 yrs jail, mother 3 yrs suspended because it would be unfair on the kids not to have both parents. Most people won't even twig that that's not just.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    She is a total b*tch to do that, the poor guy.
    Anyone know if the scarring will fade in time, or will he be left with it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    That looks really damn sore.

    Seriously, ffffffffffffúck!
    Is what they did but that's not the point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    994 wrote: »
    Yeah, but he'd get a very heavy sentence. She'll get off lightly. Case a while ago, a married couple found guilty of something - father got 3 yrs jail, mother 3 yrs suspended because it would be unfair on the kids not to have both parents. Most people won't even twig that that's not just.

    you don't know that yet, she hasn't been sentenced. i agree men get heavier sentences but who knows maybe they'll do the right thing this time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    FFS, She wasn't worth feeling cut up over.:rolleyes:


    At least he wasn't gutted.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    galwayrush wrote: »
    FFS, She wasn't worth feeling cut up over.:rolleyes:


    At least he wasn't gutted.:D
    Ive never been so conflicted weither I should commend or despise you over such terrible puns:confused:


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Ive never been so conflicted weither I should commend or despise you over such terrible puns:confused:

    I have worse.:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 431 ✭✭C_Dawg


    Looks like a crap tribal tattoo.

    She ain't a bad bit of rough.

    I think I could tame her wild ways.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    She had to have been on PCP. Crazy just isn't enough to explain this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    That woman is seriously fooked up.

    I just use an invisible ink UV security pen.. this isn't the dark ages.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    I would totally do her, she's bloody gorgeous.

    It's highly suspicious as to why he didn't wake up especially with so many deep cuts that would have taken quite a while to make. Drugged maybe?


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    he's extremely ****ing lucky.

    there's a lot worst a psycopatic girl can do with a stanley blade than that.


    *winces*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Psycho!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html#comments

    It the old love story

    Boy meets girl.

    Boy goes home with girl.

    Boy shags girl.

    Girl carves her name into his arm with a Stanley knife.

    Pics in link.


    I keep being reminded of the old saying: "Don't stick it in the crazy".

    I'd still give her one but probably wouldnt take the valium


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭D_murph


    jester77 wrote: »
    At least she didn't take the blade to his knob :eek:

    LMAO :D

    Good point though, it could always have been worse :eek:.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,388 ✭✭✭d22ontour


    My name is Mick.
    She told me her name was Vicky.
    I found out Vicky was short for Victor.
    My lower back is scarred.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    carve his knob
    D_murph wrote: »
    LMAO :D

    Good point though, it could always have been worse :eek:.

    Sore ****ing point if she did.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭Kenno90


    it could've been much worse , just be thankful you still have your little man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    I've no time for anoyone who can't handle a one night stand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    d22ontour wrote: »
    My name is Mick.
    She told me her name was Vicky.
    I found out Vicky was short for Victor.
    My lower back is scarred.

    :pac:
    Christ, put it to bed.
    it's been done already.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    Do her on The Trades Discription Act

    sew the **** out of her.



    sorry.


  • Advertisement
Advertisement