Why did your last relationship end?

IvaBigWun · 27-01-2009 10:46PM #1

Not exactly a PI (and it should be more fun in AH), put simply, why did your last relationship end and did you learn from it?

My last one ended cos she had more than a touch of The Crazies about her. Did I learn from it? Well lets put it this way, if your gut instinct says "crazy" then listen to it.

tony 2 tone · 27-01-2009 10:49PM

Cos she was evil, and had a touch of the crazies too.

hot2def · 27-01-2009 10:49PM

he belted me in public. right in the face too.

galwayrush · 27-01-2009 10:52PM

Baarbraa got eaten by a fox.:(

Biggins · 27-01-2009 10:52PM

Last wife. Shagging someone else. I found out - got rid of her.

galwayrush · 27-01-2009 10:54PM

Mine (soon i reckon) because of the amount of time i spend on the net.:p

admiralofthefleet · 27-01-2009 10:55PM

aurthur guinness did it for me

winston82 · 27-01-2009 10:55PM

She wouldnt do anal. See ya

JangoFett · 27-01-2009 10:56PM

She went insane!

Accused me of cheating, with my best female friends, even my gay friends and I'm not gay...or bi for that matter. Then she punched me in public and then in private. Then she tried to kill herself a few times and ended up in psychiatric care.

I ended up with a huge fear of relationships but I learned not to date girls older than me and not to rush in like I did with her

Biggins · 27-01-2009 10:56PM

galwayrush wrote: »

Mine (soon i reckon) because of the amount of time i spend on the net.:p

Also known as "IBM syndrome" - seriously.
(I break marriages)

Genghiz Cohen · 27-01-2009 10:57PM

winston82 wrote: »

She wouldnt do anal. See ya

If porn has taught me anything, it's that all ladies say 'No' to anal but mean 'Yes'.

Steve · 27-01-2009 10:58PM

The cops said she was too young for me..

Hazys · 27-01-2009 10:59PM

I got her pregnant

MizzLolly · 27-01-2009 10:59PM

He had the crazies too, he cheated on me and told me I deserved it and that I ''made him do it''. Would disappear for days at a time too! Fool.

though, I see a pattern developing

Vain · 27-01-2009 11:00PM

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

If porn has taught me anything, it's that all ladies say 'No' to anal but mean 'Yes'.

Spoken like a true virgin:pac:

galwayrush · 27-01-2009 11:01PM

She was going through the change so i booted her out.

It was my ****ing change.:rolleyes:

445279.ie · 27-01-2009 11:01PM

He was an alcoholic gambler :eek:

Kiera · 27-01-2009 11:04PM

Gambling waste of space.

shamblertine · 27-01-2009 11:08PM

We just hadn't enough to keep it together, tried to keep pretending that our love was neverending. She tried to pull the wool when I wasn't feeling too clever, and took all that I was lending, until she needed mending.

Quackles · 27-01-2009 11:08PM

Still waiting on that.. married my first love

XxXciaraxXx · 27-01-2009 11:08PM

I cheated!!:o

What I learned: never cheat!

tony1kenobi · 27-01-2009 11:12PM

She died.

I think it was the mallet I put into the back of her head that did it.

murfie · 27-01-2009 11:13PM

She wasnt sure about us and dumped me. Only for 2 years later to realise her mistake and want me back!! By then i had met my much sexier wife so I told her to late biatch!

half pint · 27-01-2009 11:13PM

hhhmm it went something like BUZZZZzzz z z.....

Ah dam it the batteries died :rolleyes:

tony 2 tone · 27-01-2009 11:15PM

Actually she got the crazies when she drank whiskey. And then nearly get us jumped on by scumbags/randomers in the pub cos she would start slagging them.

Creamy Goodness · 27-01-2009 11:16PM

i was a pure and utter asshole towards her, surprised it went on for as long as it did.

Professey Chin · 27-01-2009 11:16PM

ehhh......I actually dont remember

Damn you time

ChewChew · 27-01-2009 11:17PM

I think he was gay. Used my hair straightener waaaay too much. Couldn't take any chances. bye bye mr i-wanna-be-gok

phelixoflaherty · 27-01-2009 11:19PM

I dunno but I haven't gone up into the attic in a while, and the Building energy regulation fella is calling next week

Tar.Aldarion · 27-01-2009 11:20PM

Apparantly the law doesn't like what we were doing. Pff
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png.

P.C. · 27-01-2009 11:22PM

She said: 'I am not sure that I want to date someone who drinks so much.'

I asked: 'Why are you dating me then?'

She left.

I learnt how to drink more.

Why did your last relationship end?

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