Why did your last relationship end?

IvaBigWun

Not exactly a PI (and it should be more fun in AH), put simply, why did your last relationship end and did you learn from it?

My last one ended cos she had more than a touch of The Crazies about her. Did I learn from it? Well lets put it this way, if your gut instinct says "crazy" then listen to it.

tony 2 tone

Cos she was evil, and had a touch of the crazies too.

hot2def

he belted me in public. right in the face too.

galwayrush

Baarbraa got eaten by a fox.:(

Biggins

Last wife. Shagging someone else. I found out - got rid of her.

galwayrush

Mine (soon i reckon) because of the amount of time i spend on the net.:p

admiralofthefleet

aurthur guinness did it for me

winston82

She wouldnt do anal. See ya

JangoFett

She went insane!

Accused me of cheating, with my best female friends, even my gay friends and I'm not gay...or bi for that matter. Then she punched me in public and then in private. Then she tried to kill herself a few times and ended up in psychiatric care.

I ended up with a huge fear of relationships but I learned not to date girls older than me and not to rush in like I did with her

Biggins

galwayrush wrote: »

Mine (soon i reckon) because of the amount of time i spend on the net.:p

Also known as "IBM syndrome" - seriously.
(I break marriages)

Genghiz Cohen

winston82 wrote: »

She wouldnt do anal. See ya

If porn has taught me anything, it's that all ladies say 'No' to anal but mean 'Yes'.

Steve

The cops said she was too young for me..

Hazys

I got her pregnant

MizzLolly

He had the crazies too, he cheated on me and told me I deserved it and that I ''made him do it''. Would disappear for days at a time too! Fool.









though, I see a pattern developing

Vain

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

If porn has taught me anything, it's that all ladies say 'No' to anal but mean 'Yes'.

Spoken like a true virgin:pac:

galwayrush

She was going through the change so i booted her out.


It was my ****ing change.:rolleyes:

445279.ie

He was an alcoholic gambler :eek:

Kiera

Gambling waste of space.

shamblertine

We just hadn't enough to keep it together, tried to keep pretending that our love was neverending. She tried to pull the wool when I wasn't feeling too clever, and took all that I was lending, until she needed mending.

Quackles

Still waiting on that.. married my first love

XxXciaraxXx

I cheated!!:o

What I learned: never cheat!

tony1kenobi

She died.

I think it was the mallet I put into the back of her head that did it.

murfie

She wasnt sure about us and dumped me. Only for 2 years later to realise her mistake and want me back!! By then i had met my much sexier wife so I told her to late biatch!

half pint

hhhmm it went something like BUZZZZzzz z z.....

Ah dam it the batteries died :rolleyes:

tony 2 tone

Actually she got the crazies when she drank whiskey. And then nearly get us jumped on by scumbags/randomers in the pub cos she would start slagging them.

Creamy Goodness

i was a pure and utter asshole towards her, surprised it went on for as long as it did.

Professey Chin

ehhh......I actually dont remember
Damn you time

ChewChew

I think he was gay. Used my hair straightener waaaay too much. Couldn't take any chances. bye bye mr i-wanna-be-gok

phelixoflaherty

I dunno but I haven't gone up into the attic in a while, and the Building energy regulation fella is calling next week

Tar.Aldarion

Apparantly the law doesn't like what we were doing. Pff
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png.

P.C.

She said: 'I am not sure that I want to date someone who drinks so much.'

I asked: 'Why are you dating me then?'

She left.

I learnt how to drink more.

ElBarco

She found the cameras and microphones I left in her apartment and me hiding in the bushes. Probably should have introduced myself first...

John Mason

he was cheating on me with his very hairy secretary

Davidius

She found her way out of the kitchen.

Raze_them_all

she went for a dirty weekend away with a guy, after spending the night in mine. Women are confusing!

MizzLolly

Raze_them_all wrote: »

she went for a dirty weekend away with a guy, after spending the night in mine. Women are confusing!

In fairness dear, that one sounds particularily silly.

DubLass

I realised after quite a long time being very unhappy that I neither knew him, recognised him or loved him anymore, after nearly 20 years together

thebigcheese22

Coz she was a bitch and was seeing a German behind me back :mad:

Queen-Mise

He tried to choke me two nights in a row coming home from the pub (i'm not joking). I decided after i had tried to return the favour, it might be a good idea if i left.

Davidius

DubLass wrote: »

I realised after quite a long time being very unhappy that I neither knew him, recognised him or loved him anymore, after nearly 20 years together

Trouble in bed, eh?

I'm sorry, I just had to steal use that joke.

banshee_bones

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

i was a pure and utter asshole towards her, surprised it went on for as long as it did.

is that... is that YOU!?..... :eek:

ottostreet

me-atheist.
her-muslim.


was never gonna end well.

DubLass

Davidius wrote: »

Trouble in bed, eh?

I'm sorry, I just had to steal use that joke.

If trouble equals zero in this instance then yes

IvaBigWun

queen-mise wrote: »

He tried to choke me two nights in a row coming home from the pub (i'm not joking)

Surely thats when a relationship is getting good?

Queen-Mise

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Surely thats when a relationship is getting good?

One would think so, it was getting a bit hairy really. Not really the violent type.

aahh he is dead now, was murdered a few years ago (again i am not joking)

Professey Chin

queen-mise wrote: »

One would think so, it was getting a bit hairy really. Not really the violent type.

aahh he is dead now, was murdered a few years ago (again i am not joking)

Was he choked? Could be a pattern here

Queen-Mise

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Was he choked? Could be a pattern here

a very non friendly car & driver were involved

Professey Chin

queen-mise wrote: »

a very non friendly car & driver were involved

The car was alive :eek:

IvaBigWun

queen-mise wrote: »

One would think so, it was getting a bit hairy really. Not really the violent type.

aahh he is dead now, was murdered a few years ago (again i am not joking)

:eek:

Queen-Mise

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

The car was alive :eek:

In the investigation after his death, it was discovered the car had vampire tendencies, the driver was an unwilling participant

Raze_them_all

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

The car was alive :eek: