American women: Yes or no?

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 01:47AM

Irish gals have one down side, they play little lost kitten and then when they hook ya it becomes rage,paranoia and a desire for control over your entire life...that's it, the rest is just fine

Sharpshooter · 26-01-2009 01:48AM

humberklog wrote: »

How double dare you assume that I have an opinion (or one I'll back up).

But , he won't do that.

/K, I'll stop now.

humberklog · 26-01-2009 01:49AM

Mr. Frost wrote: »

Funk! What kinda Americans you been hangin' with?! Or where?! You weren't waiting to pick up chicks coming out of the Jerry Springer show were you?!

I'm ruthless!

Sharpshooter · 26-01-2009 01:52AM

sukikettle wrote: »

Irish gals have one down side, they play little lost kitten and then when they hook ya it becomes rage,paranoia and a desire for control over your entire life...that's it, the rest is just fine

Kittens grow , they become cats.
The claws are just sharper.;)

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 01:52AM

hey I'm an Irish gal willing to share...we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break. So consider thoroughly before starting:P

Mr. Frost · 26-01-2009 01:58AM

sukikettle wrote: »

hey I'm an Irish gal willing to share...we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break. So consider thoroughly before starting:P

Except you normally get something out of a cigarette. :pac:

humberklog · 26-01-2009 02:01AM

sukikettle wrote: »

hey I'm an Irish gal willing to share...we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break. So consider thoroughly before starting:P

Knickerette is a good ween off though.

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 02:01AM

a drag of a fag? Mr. Frost....

SV · 26-01-2009 02:02AM

sukikettle wrote: »

..we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break.

yeah, and expensive and bad for people.

Sharpshooter · 26-01-2009 02:03AM

Mr. Frost wrote: »

Except you normally get something out of a cigarette. :pac:

Cancer mon tell me when this is going to stop?

/Promise, last one.

shqipshume · 26-01-2009 02:03AM

sukikettle wrote: »

Irish gals have one down side, they play little lost kitten and then when they hook ya it becomes rage,paranoia and a desire for control over your entire life...that's it, the rest is just fine

Hahaha oh god

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 02:03AM

lol at humber:D suki gives her patch a thwang....does ma bum look big in this

Mr. Frost · 26-01-2009 02:03AM

sukikettle wrote: »

a drag of a fag? Mr. Frost....

No it's more, a feeling, no wait - more than a feeling! Enter Sharshooter. :pac:

OK you're an Irish gal, you dig me, I'm into this American girl, sell yourself! :pac:

shqipshume · 26-01-2009 02:10AM

sukikettle wrote: »

hey I'm an Irish gal willing to share...we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break. So consider thoroughly before starting:P

hahaha so true

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 02:11AM

I'm ugly but I'm honest, I can cook but only when I want, you don't need a pet as I drink like a fish and I'll spend all your money that you never get to see or hold and I don't even work. I have kids at will the childrens allowance being my best incentive and my wardrobe is full of clothes that will fit me one day....how's that for a quick sale

Sharpshooter · 26-01-2009 02:11AM

Mr. Frost wrote: »

No it's more, a feeling, no wait - more than a feeling! Enter Sharshooter. :pac:

It's more of a case of , is Marianne feeling the same?

/ entry to Sharpshooter , is strictly prohibited..

shqipshume · 26-01-2009 02:11AM

American girls loads nice loads not nice same as everywhere.
You either are suited to eachother or not.
Now not that i dated any:olol

shqipshume · 26-01-2009 02:13AM

sukikettle wrote: »

I'm ugly but I'm honest, I can cook but only when I want, you don't need a pet as I drink like a fish and I'll spend all your money that you never get to see or hold and I don't even work. I have kids at will the childrens allowance being my best incentive and my wardrobe is full of clothes that will fit me one day....how's that for a quick sale

Hahahaha you are hilarious:D

Mr. Frost · 26-01-2009 02:14AM

sukikettle wrote: »

I'm ugly but I'm honest, I can cook but only when I want, you don't need a pet as I drink like a fish and I'll spend all your money that you never get to see or hold and I don't even work. I have kids at will the childrens allowance being my best incentive and my wardrobe is full of clothes that will fit me one day....how's that for a quick sale

You sound like you'd be lucky to have me so I'd win every argument and do what I liked. I like that.

''Oh yeah honey, I'm afraid I'll working late again tonight''.

humberklog · 26-01-2009 02:18AM

sukikettle wrote: »

lol at humber:D suki gives her patch a thwang....does ma bum look big in this

To which a casual retort...'it does and they're giving off a bit too.

I've a million stories on American women but one that's lodges the longest was with an American in Israel during the first Gulf war. She was down sucking like a Dyson. I came (naturally enough) and was expecting the usual (swallow or discretely find a corner of the bed sheets). Neither option! Out onto her hand where she decided to hold it up to me and say "mmmmm cum...do you want some?" !!!. I said, stunned, no I feckin well don't and I think you should brush your teeth too!

She was a sazzy dresser though.

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 02:18AM

Suki senses a frosty atmosphere....would it have helped if I said I'm blonde, curvy and bubbly....so is a banana but you won't catch me eating one in public

shqipshume · 26-01-2009 02:19AM

humberklog wrote: »

To which a casual retort...'it does and they're giving off a bit too.

I've a million stories on American women but one that's lodges the longest was with an American in Israel during the first Gulf war. She was down sucking like a Dyson. I came (naturally enough) and was expecting the usual (swallow or discretely find a corner of the bed sheets). Neither option! Out onto her hand where she decided to hold it up to me and say "mmmmm cum...do you want some?" !!!. I said, stunned, no I feckin well don't and I think you should brush your teeth too!

She was a sazzy dresser though.

Oh jebus hahahahaha :eek::D Not shy then hahaha

Mr. Frost · 26-01-2009 02:20AM

sukikettle wrote: »

Suki senses a frosty atmosphere....would it have helped if I said I'm blonde, curvy and bubbly....so is a banana but you won't catch me eating one in public

If bubbly does't mean fat then I'm game if you are. :pac:

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 02:21AM

:eek: Humber here is a bar of soap to wash out that mouth of yours boy!

Mr. Frost · 26-01-2009 02:21AM

humberklog wrote: »

To which a casual retort...'it does and they're giving off a bit too.

I've a million stories on American women but one that's lodges the longest was with an American in Israel during the first Gulf war. She was down sucking like a Dyson. I came (naturally enough) and was expecting the usual (swallow or discretely find a corner of the bed sheets). Neither option! Out onto her hand where she decided to hold it up to me and say "mmmmm cum...do you want some?" !!!. I said, stunned, no I feckin well don't and I think you should brush your teeth too!

She was a sazzy dresser though.

That IS weird.

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 02:23AM

You know I can only refresh my page by responding and I don't know how to quote. I'm a poor representative of the Irish gal league:(

humberklog · 26-01-2009 02:23AM

sukikettle wrote: »

:eek: Humber here is a bar of soap to wash out that mouth of yours boy!

I know I was (and am) expecting a banning!. But I was on a roll! I took a risk. I still laugh when I think of it though.
Have to say though she was a stunner.

Mr. Frost · 26-01-2009 02:25AM

sukikettle wrote: »

You know I can only refresh my page by responding and I don't know how to quote. I'm a poor representative of the Irish gal league:(

Click the quote button.

shqipshume · 26-01-2009 02:26AM

sukikettle wrote: »

You know I can only refresh my page by responding and I don't know how to quote. I'm a poor representative of the Irish gal league:(

You are only kidding arent you

are you using your name from the song polly put the kettle on and suki took it off again?

sukikettle · 26-01-2009 02:27AM

The women that make me jealous are French women. All that food over several hours in the evening and wine enough to wash in and not an alcoholic or a fatty to be seen and tres elegante...although they are thankfully smelly because of their Saturday night wash only policy

American women: Yes or no?

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