Beyonce's new song "if i were a boy"

Sharpshooter · 22-01-2009 08:37PM

Aviana Creamy Baggage wrote: »

I've never heard of it before I read this thread. Does that mean I live in a cave :eek:

A Bat cave would make sense.

villager wrote: »

if beyonce was a boy there would be a lot of confused males out there:D

Wouldn't she/he be called Boyonce then?

Abi · 22-01-2009 08:39PM

Dudess wrote: »

Is it wrong that I find that a bit of a turn-on...?.

Lols.. I bit my tongue for that one

*high fives*

kerash · 22-01-2009 08:41PM

If it helps to know, Beyonce did not write that song.
Ooh and it was co-written by a man:)

Kold · 22-01-2009 08:47PM

If I were a black woman with the big ass and light chocolate skin but otherwise appealing to the aryan ideal of beauty, forced from a young age to force 3 octaves into every bar I'd make f*cking millions out of it by making retarded songs that inspire young sluts women that they too can achieve the American dream, not through artistic integrity, nor intelligence, but by waving their ass and tits in front of men.

Abi · 22-01-2009 08:47PM

kerash wrote: »

If it helps to know, Beyonce did not write that song.
Ooh and it was co-written by a man:)

Nope. She doesnt have to sing everything thats shown to her.

irishvamp90 · 22-01-2009 08:54PM

she has a great voice,but beyonce is for scobey girls

Pighead · 22-01-2009 08:54PM

You're all mad! It's a cracking tune!

There's musical snobbery dripping from almost every post here. Pighead knows for a fact that every single one of you like that song (especially Dragan)

The same people that that say they hate all these modern songs projecting chicks as feisty and strong will praise Kate Bush, Aretha Franklin or Tori Amos in the next breath even though they sing about exactly the same stuff! Difference being they're cool.

This isn't a new phenomenon. Women have been singing about men being rubbish for ages! RESPECT, No Scrubs, You oughta Know, most of boys for pele, all men bashing tunes are ok to like. If you're slagging off Beyonce then you can slag off almost every female recording artist over the past 40 years!

As Kelis once nearly sang "Pighead hates you so much right now!"

120_Minutes · 22-01-2009 08:56PM

while browsing 4chan the other night i saw a porno where the lady made a sandwich while taking it in the pooper.

it should get an award.

Biggins · 22-01-2009 08:59PM

LOL Good on you Pighead - you still give us a laugh!

Dudess · 22-01-2009 08:59PM

But Pighead, at least the women you mention aren't hypocritical - they're not proclaiming how much they hate/don't need men, while on their next single begging some guy to come back to them.
And they're not constantly dressing like pole-dancers in order to make the boys like them.

I actually like a lot of Beyoncé/Destiny's Child tunes - some of them are very funky and catchy, and they've great voices... I just have no time for what they stand for.

Abi · 22-01-2009 09:00PM

Pighead wrote: »

You're all mad! It's a cracking tune!

There's musical snobbery dripping from almost every post here. Pighead knows for a fact that every single one of you like that song (especially Dragan)

The same people that that say they hate all these modern songs projecting chicks as feisty and strong will praise Kate Bush, Aretha Franklin or Tori Amos in the next breath even though they sing about exactly the same stuff! Difference being they're cool.

This isn't a new phenomenon. Women have been singing about men being rubbish for ages! RESPECT, No Scrubs, You oughta Know, most of boys for pele, all men bashing tunes are ok to like. If you're slagging off Beyonce then you can slag off almost every female recording artist over the past 40 years!

As Kelis once nearly sang "Pighead hates you so much right now!"

... No you are!

/runs

Sharpshooter · 22-01-2009 09:01PM

Pighead wrote: »

You're all mad! It's a cracking tune!

There's musical snobbery dripping from almost every post here. Pighead knows for a fact that every single one of you like that song (especially Dragan)

The same people that that say they hate all these modern songs projecting chicks as feisty and strong will praise Kate Bush, Aretha Franklin or Tori Amos in the next breath even though they sing about exactly the same stuff! Difference being they're cool.

This isn't a new phenomenon. Women have been singing about men being rubbish for ages! RESPECT, No Scrubs, You oughta Know, most of boys for pele, all men bashing tunes are ok to like. If you're slagging off Beyonce then you can slag off almost every female recording artist over the past 40 years!

As Kelis once nearly sang "Pighead hates you so much right now!"

That'll do, Pig ,that'll do.

speedboatchase · 22-01-2009 09:04PM

Listen the thing about Beyonce is that she's an independent woman but you still have to pay all her bills, and also you really have no idea what it's like to be like her because you're just a boy so remember to treat her right or she'll find another you in a minute and propose as soon as possible cos if you liked it, well then you really should put a ring on it, right?

Not a bunny boiler/hypocrite at all then

Pighead · 22-01-2009 09:07PM

Dudess wrote: »

But Pighead, at least the women you mention aren't hypocritical - they're not proclaiming how much they hate/don't need men, while on their next single begging some guy to come back to them.
And they're not constantly dressing like pole-dancers in order to make the boys like them.

I actually like a lot of Beyoncé/Destiny's Child tunes - some of them are very funky and catchy, and they've great voices... I just have no time for what they stand for.

No offence Dudess but who gives a fanny what their personalities are like! It's all about the music man! Pighead has no intentions of ever making friends or going out for a beer with Beyonce or any of her hypocrite friends.

No, their job is to provide Pighead with top quality pop songs that make him smile, tap his foot, throw his hands in the air and shout "You go girl"

There's plenty of hypocrites and horrible people in every genre of music. Liam Gallagher, John Lydon, Lars Ulrich, Johnny Borrell, Mick Jagger etc etc etc. Fcukers the lot of them. Some cracking tunes though!

Biggins · 22-01-2009 09:09PM

Pighead wrote: »

There's plenty of hypocrites and horrible people in every genre of music. Liam Gallagher, John Lydon, Lars Ulrich, Johnny Borrell, Mick Jagger etc etc etc. Fcukers the lot of them. Some cracking tunes though!

The oracle has spoken - there is wisdom in his words. Heed it all ye lesser beings.

(still wouldn't go near Beyonce with a barge pole though!)

DarkJager · 22-01-2009 09:11PM

Pighead wrote: »

No, their job is to provide Pighead with top quality pop songs that make him smile, tap his foot, throw his hands in the air and shout "You go girl"

You'd better be careful then that you don't throw your frappafappalatte over yourself and destroy your manbag with those sort of antics!

Pighead · 22-01-2009 09:17PM

DarkJager wrote: »

You'd better be careful then that you don't throw your frappafappalatte over yourself and destroy your manbag with those sort of antics!

Release yourself from those macho macho tough guy shackles Dark Jager! Try some girlier drugs, wear lighter colours, change your username to Light Sherry! Let yourself goooooooooo!

ParkRunner · 22-01-2009 09:24PM

I think the current teen generation should take inspiration from such artists as LadyGaGa rather than Beyonce. I think her latest song Just Dance is modern poetry, to quote a few random lines:

Can’t find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

Just dance.

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How’d I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And we’re all gettin’ hosed tonight.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

Whispered · 22-01-2009 09:24PM

coconut5 wrote: »

Actually, he explained that. The lyric is: 'But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way, and I would do anything for love but I won't do that."

Probably been said already BUT actually the relevant lyric is

Female: I know the territory, I've been around, It will all turn to dust and will all fall down, Sooner or later, you'll be screwing around

Meat: I wooooont doooooo thaaaaaat

at the very end of the song.

Call Me Jimmy · 22-01-2009 09:25PM

Dudess wrote: »

LOL
Sure... he doesn't fancy Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez so that MUST mean he fancies Rosanne...

Yea but is he trying to tell us that all the boweller's he's boned are hotter than beyonce and jlo? I'm not a fan of them, but it's just bull**** to say ye wouldn't ride them.

DarkJager · 22-01-2009 09:29PM

EF wrote: »

I think the current teen generation should take inspiration from such artists as LadyGaGa rather than Beyonce. I think her latest song Just Dance is modern poetry, to quote a few random lines:

Can’t find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

Just dance.

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How’d I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And we’re all gettin’ hosed tonight.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

I think Snoop Dogg said it best in his classic heartmoving song "Can you control your ho?"

Can you control your hoe? (You got a bitch that wont do what you say)
You can’t control your hoe? (She hardheaded, she just won’t obey)
Can you control your hoe? (You’ve got to know what to do, and what to say)
You’ve got to put that bitch in her place, even if it’s slapping her in her face.
Ya got to control your hoe. Can you control your hoe?

Its very clear that Jay Z just cannot "control his ho".

kerash · 22-01-2009 09:34PM

DarkJager wrote: »

I think Snoop Dogg said it best in his classic heartmoving song "Can you control your ho?"

Can you control your hoe? (You got a bitch that wont do what you say)
You can’t control your hoe? (She hardheaded, she just won’t obey)
Can you control your hoe? (You’ve got to know what to do, and what to say)
You’ve got to put that bitch in her place, even if it’s slapping her in her face.
Ya got to control your hoe. Can you control your hoe?

Its very clear that Jay Z just cannot "control his ho".

I'm not so sure about that. Jay Z apparently has 99 problems and a bitch afaik is not one of those.

newmills · 22-01-2009 10:41PM

Biggins wrote: »

Beyonce sucks big time.

Pics or GTF!!

Carroller · 22-01-2009 10:57PM

newmills wrote: »

Pics or GTF!!

GTFO**

MizzLolly · 22-01-2009 11:04PM

tbh wrote: »

Meatloafs new song says he'd do anything for love, but he wouldn't do that. However, he neglects to tell us what "that" is. It's one rule for faded rock stars and another for the rest of us.

coconut5 wrote: »

Actually, he explained that. The lyric is: 'But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way, and I would do anything for love but I won't do that."

Actually, he means he won't go ''scewing around'', as we hear when yer one is singing! :P

..and if men think Beyonce is ugly, I'm f-cked! :eek:

Mingey · 22-01-2009 11:10PM

Pighead wrote: »

John Lydon,

Hey! you leave Lydon alone. He sells a top quality butter.

Mingey · 22-01-2009 11:12PM

DarkJager wrote: »

I think Snoop Dogg said it best in his classic heartmoving song "Can you control your ho?"

Can you control your hoe? (You got a bitch that wont do what you say)
You can’t control your hoe? (She hardheaded, she just won’t obey)
Can you control your hoe? (You’ve got to know what to do, and what to say)
You’ve got to put that bitch in her place, even if it’s slapping her in her face.
Ya got to control your hoe. Can you control your hoe?

Its very clear that Jay Z just cannot "control his ho".

I wish I could control my hoe. My garden is in a right mess!

22-01-2009 11:20PM

winston82 wrote: »

so the thread title should be 'Beyonce's 3 month and 14 day old song "if i were a boy"?

tbh i'd say it's years old, she wrote it aged 11 when Johnny Smith threw his lunch milk over her and called her smelly. She updated it by cutting out the verse about how boy cooties are a million zillion times worse than girl cooties.

22-01-2009 11:28PM

speedboatchase wrote: »

Listen the thing about Beyonce is that she's an independent woman but you still have to pay all her bills, and also you really have no idea what it's like to be like her because you're just a boy so remember to treat her right or she'll find another you in a minute and propose as soon as possible cos if you liked it, well then you really should put a ring on it, right?

Not a bunny boiler/hypocrite at all then

It's hardly her fault, the record label dig through songs and throw them into her hand, she squawks through them, improve the audio digitally, sell ten million copies. No-one constructs a coherent narrative through songs - John Lennon says "I am the walrus", but in another song says that he wishes to hold someone's hand - what with? His tusks? And then in another says "Money: that's what I want" - what for?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-01-2009 11:44PM

994 wrote: »

tbh i'd say it's years old, she wrote it aged 11 when Johnny Smith threw his lunch milk over her and called her smelly. She updated it by cutting out the verse about how boy cooties are a million zillion times worse than girl cooties.

Liar, there's no such thing as the boy cooties.

Beyonce's new song "if i were a boy"

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