Beyonce's new song "if i were a boy"

120_Minutes

...doesnt contain the lyric " I'd pi$$ standing up"

I was dissapointed.

Discuss.



oh and following the trend of all my AH threads

IBTL

banshee_bones

hardly a "new" song, iv been hearing that around since before christmas!

really dislike the song so couldnt care less about whats in or not in the lyrics!

120_Minutes

tis new to me as i dont listen to ****e. just caught it on the radio this morning.

MagicMarker

If she were a boy I'd still roide the arse off her.

Beyonce FTW.

Jesus Wept

Pissing standing up is overrated.

tbh

Meatloafs new song says he'd do anything for love, but he wouldn't do that. However, he neglects to tell us what "that" is. It's one rule for faded rock stars and another for the rest of us.

MagicMarker

The-Rigger wrote: »

Pissing standing up is overrated.

Depends on what you're standing on.

Gillo

Thats because most Americans on account of having an illicit relationship with food now have a bastard lovechild called obesity, as a result their haven't seen wee willy winky for years. It's easier for them to just sit and pi$$.

Brian

Props for use of the subjunctive.
Beyonce ++

coconut5

tbh wrote: »

Meatloafs new song says he'd do anything for love, but he wouldn't do that. However, he neglects to tell us what "that" is. It's one rule for faded rock stars and another for the rest of us.

Actually, he explained that. The lyric is: 'But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way, and I would do anything for love but I won't do that."

Mossy Monk

New song?

Ass

The-Rigger wrote: »

Pissing standing up is overrated.

Say that when you're miles away from the nearest toilet and you have to hover above the ground magically and you can't shake.

I feel bad for women who need to take a piss. At least they're fearless when it comes to taking a shit in a public toilet. Then again, women probably don't piss on the seat.

funk-you

Dear miss Beyonce (if that is your real name),

We get it, men suck...oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. We really regret it and should have married you oh oh oh oh oh oh. Life just isn't that tough for us as it is for the average bunny boiler oh oh oh oh oh oh...high pitched vocal riff...bum wiggle.

Sincerely,

Manbastards.

Turd Ferguson

I heard Michael Jackson wants to cover the song

Mint Sauce

funk-you wrote: »

Dear miss Beyonce (if that is your real name),

We get it, men suck...oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. We really regret it and should have married you oh oh oh oh oh oh. Life just isn't that tough for us as it is for the average bunny boiler oh oh oh oh oh oh...high pitched vocal riff...bum wiggle.

Sincerely,

Manbastards.

still would though

speedboatchase

Meatloaf won't let you **** on his chest, not even for love

Dragan

MagicMarker wrote: »

If she were a boy I'd still roide the arse off her.

Beyonce FTW.

Ah come off it, she's fugly.
:pac:

It should contain the line

"If i were a boy, then Jay Z would have to be openly ghey".

This post is sponsored by Nas.

Biggins

Beyonce sucks big time. Over-rated and hyped up by the PR industry.

funk-you

irish-stew wrote: »

still would though

Really, really wouldn't.

-Funk

Dudess

funk-you wrote: »

Dear miss Beyonce (if that is your real name),

We get it, men suck...oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. We really regret it and should have married you oh oh oh oh oh oh. Life just isn't that tough for us as it is for the average bunny boiler oh oh oh oh oh oh...high pitched vocal riff...bum wiggle.

Sincerely,

Manbastards.

Agreed. If I may be serious for a moment, that song is utterly reprehensible sexist, misandrist drivel.

She's hot though. Even if she's not someone's type that hardly makes her ugly...

Dragan

Dudess wrote: »

Even if she's not someone's type that hardly makes her ugly...

I disagree, two people that i genuinely find so unattractive that i consider them to be ugly are her and Jennifer Lopez.

Just something about them i want to slap.

Biggins

Dragan wrote: »

I disagree, two people that i genuinely find so unattractive that i consider them to be ugly are her and Jennifer Lopez.

Just something about them i want to slap.

Add Mariah Carey to that list.

MagicMarker

Dragan wrote: »

Just something about them i want to slap.

I hear ya

winston82

So if beyone was naked in front of you, you would still think she was fugly and wouldn't roide her? I doubt that. They only thing i'd slap would be her arse..

Dragan

winston82 wrote: »

So if beyone was naked in front of you, you would still think she was fugly and wouldn't roide her? I doubt that. They only thing i'd slap would be her arse..

Oh right, now i get it. When someone that i consider ugly is naked, because they are naked and female i am supposed to think they are hot?

Or is it that i am supposed to think they are hot because you do?

If i found either of them in front of me nekkid i would assume two things.

1) I'm having a nightmare, better dream me up an axe and get to work.
or
2) I am having a really bad trip, a few less micrograms next time!

Dudess

Dragan wrote: »

Oh right, now i get it. When someone that i consider ugly is naked, because they are naked and female i am supposed to think they are hot?

Agreed. I think it's refreshing when guys don't drool over the usual generic suspects.
At the same time though, I've no time for people saying "so and so is pug-ugly" as if it's a definitive statement, just because they don't personally fancy them. Not directing that at you, Dragan, just saying it general.

winston82

Dragan wrote: »

Oh right, now i get it. When someone that i consider ugly is naked, because they are naked and female i am supposed to think they are hot?

Or is it that i am supposed to think they are hot because you do?

If i found either of them in front of me nekkid i would assume two things.

1) I'm having a nightmare, better dream me up an axe and get to work.
or
2) I am having a really bad trip, a few less micrograms next time!

So you're more of a roseanne kinda person? :rolleyes: the more arm fat the better eh...!!

Earthhorse

Look, this thread is getting really confusing with Dragan and Dudess posting back and forth.

Dragan wrote: »

Ah come off it, she's fugly.
:pac:

It should contain the line

"If i were a boy, then Jay Z would have to be openly ghey".

This post is sponsored by Nas.

Like, I was thinking, how does Dudess know who Nas is? Isn't she the mod of Alternative/Indie?

Biggins

winston82 wrote: »

So if beyone was naked in front of you, you would still think she was fugly and wouldn't roide her? I doubt that. They only thing i'd slap would be her arse..

Nope, wouldn't touch her with a barge pole as the saying goes.

Give me someone like Katie Melua who can actually sing, pick up an instrument and entertain people for hours on end - without having strip an show body parts, shake her ass and other things besides actually displaying real talent!

American over-hyped talentless twats, the lot of them. Useless dumbed down brain fodder for the masses.

MagicMarker

Biggins wrote: »

Nope, wouldn't touch her with a barge pole as the saying goes.

Give me someone like Katie Melua who can actually sing, pick up an instrument and entertain people for hours on end - without having strip an show body parts, shake her ass and other things besides actually displaying real talent!

American over-hyped talentless twats, the lot of them. Useless dumbed down brain fodder for the masses.

I'm not a fan of Beyonce's music, but if you think she can't sing then you've clearly never heard her before.

''Popular'' doesn't necessarily mean ''talentless''.

JC 2K3

Baza210 wrote: »

Props for use of the subjunctive.
Beyonce ++

Props for use of postincrement.