Beyonce's new song "if i were a boy"

P.C.

MizzLolly wrote: »

..and if men think Beyonce is ugly, I'm f-cked! :eek:

So, how does it feel to be f-cked?

I think she is ugly.

I think Paris Hilton is gorgeous - don't want to marry her - but she is good looking.

brendansmith

Oh my god, where to begin!!!! Im totally super-psyced about this song.

Beyonce totally give us an insight into how she would do things if she were a member of the oppisite sex which i think is a brave move from this sexy songstress.

Her voice OMG:eek::eek::eek:, the voice of a dark angel deffo, i mean helloooooo? If iii wereaaa bababa boyyyyy, y'know?

10/10 right here

tony1kenobi

I think if Beyonce was a boy she'd have a reality tv show.Something along the lines of "how to solve a problem like my mickey".

Honey-ec

DarkJager wrote: »

I'm going to soon form a group that is completely chauvinist in every single song. "Get back in the kitchen then lick my balls" is going to be a summery pop number 1

I'm afraid you've already been beaten to it by Snoop Dogg, Warren G, Eminem et al.

I think my personal fave has to be "It Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"...

But no, you're right, the lyrics to "If I Were A Boy"* are waaaay more offensive...







*I focking hate the song, for the record

P.C.

I had to check these lyrics when I first heard the song:

When I grow up, I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up, I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies.

Suprised no one complained.

Captain Darling

P.C. wrote: »

I had to check these lyrics when I first heard the song:



Suprised no one complained.

I shouted at the TV. I dont think it heard me though.

Honey-ec

P.C. wrote: »

I had to check these lyrics when I first heard the song:



Suprised no one complained.

That's because in the official lyrics the line is "I wanna have Groupies".

Doesn't explain why she grabs her tits when she says it, though...

artvandulet

coconut5 wrote: »

Actually, he explained that. The lyric is: 'But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way, and I would do anything for love but I won't do that."

I beg to differ...

At the end of the song the woman sings - "Sooner or later you'll be screwing around" and he finishes the song with - "I won't do that. No, I won't do that"
Case closed.:D

MizzLolly

P.C. wrote: »

So, how does it feel to be f-cked?

Hahahahahaha charming!!:D

P.C.

MizzLolly wrote: »

Hahahahahaha charming!!:D

Yip I am.

Don't think that just because you like someone, or something that I will.

It does not make you wrong, or me right - it just makes us different.

I like thin girls - not everyone does - and that is just fine with me.
But, I don't run around telling people to like what I like.

Get a life, and make your own decisions.

MizzLolly

P.C. wrote: »

Don't think that just because you like someone, or something that I will.

It does not make you wrong, or me right - it just makes us different.

I like thin girls - not everone does - and that is just fine with me.
But, I don't run around telling people to like what I like.

Get a life, and make your own decisions.

Who was this aimed at?

P.C.

MizzLolly wrote: »

Who was this aimed at?

No one, just general.

Lots of stuff that I like that 'most' people don't.
Lots of stuff that 'most' people like, that I don't.

All I am saying is - don't be scared to stand up for what you like, but appreciate that other people may not like it.
But - don't assume that everyone must like something because you do.

Don't judge someone because they are different to you.
Being different does not make them wrong, it make them interesting.

Package

MizzLolly wrote: »

Actually, he means he won't go ''scewing around'', as we hear when yer one is singing!

actually,, the meaning of the song and the "i wont do that" bit relates to the previous line in every verse

ie. i'll never forget the way you feel right now.

ill never forgive myself if we dont go away, tonight

ill never do it better than i do it with you. ect ect

artvandulet wrote: »

I beg to differ...
Case closed.:D

well,, now it is The Pacman knows all

and this is the absolute babe who sang the song origianlly,, better version i think...



this is her myspace.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=29232696

artvandulet

Package wrote: »

actually,, the meaning of the song and the "i wont do that" bit relates to the previous line in every verse

ie. i'll never forget the way you feel right now.

ill never forgive myself if we dont go away, tonight

ill never do it better than i do it with you. ect ect

Hmmm, interesting theory. I like it. Well done;)

Package wrote: »

and this is the absolute babe who sang the song origianlly,, better version i think...

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2130/mybanner488bb039b290alb4.jpg

Ha! I thought you meant the female parts in the meat Loaf tune. That girl is only 21. Would have made her about 8 or 9 when she would have sang it:D
BTW, the woman in the Meat video didn't sing the vocals at all.


Ok, sorry about that. Back to the topic folks....

Kirnsy

if beyonce were a guy.....


jayz would be gay!

MizzLolly

EF wrote: »

I think the current teen generation should take inspiration from such artists as LadyGaGa rather than Beyonce. I think her latest song Just Dance is modern poetry, to quote a few random lines:

Can’t find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

Just dance.

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How’d I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And we’re all gettin’ hosed tonight.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

I really, really, really wish that Lady Gaga would shut the fcuk up. Her song 'pokerface' sounds just like 'just dance' (which sounds like most of the other sh!t in the charts recently). Go away ffs!

Other irritations inculde:

Nelly Furtado
Cascada
Girls Aloud
Lilly Allen


Just feck off! :mad:

tech77

1. Beyonce IS good-looking (whether good-looking is understood a) collectively subjectively ie "most people actually profess to finding her attractive" or b) objectively ie good looking means reaching a certain standard objectively in terms of good bone structure/symmetry/skin/hair etc).

2. Beyonce IS indeed over-rated in the looks dept.

3. Amerie > Beyonce.
(if you were to just compare 2 black, female Rn'B singers)

That is all.

Piste

Lady Sovereign is where it's at.


9-5
OK yo....
I wake up late every morning
Managers calling I'm still yawning
Get up wake up hair and make-ups
Waiting for you don't be stalling
This performance is important
I don't think I can put my all in
Hold on I was drunk last night
Now it's all kicking in and I don't feel right
Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type
Now my phone's on silent I'm being polite
Now private callers get no love from me
Just let me be...

[Chorus:]
Oh my gosh my days are getting longer
There's no turning back 'cause I'm working the 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say 9 I meant 1:30
I'm no early birdy I'm lazy that's all that I can say
So make sure you heard me
And there's no turning back 'cause I'm working a 9 to 5

So you gotta...do...sum...ite... for...channel...u
Channel who sorry who I'm altered for snooze
Oh! Channel U the ones that made me huge
Like Katie Price's boobs
Whoops I'm being rude
Where's my Red Bull and my sandwich I need food
I can't handle this
I'm getting pissed like pampers throwing a tantrum
"Action"
Nah I'd actually rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep
Let's not wake her up she actually looks quite sweet

[Chorus:]
Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back 'cause I'm working a 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say that I meant 1:30
I'm no early birdy I'm lazy that's all that I can say
So make sure you heard me
I ain't no early birdy
Won't wake up till 12:30

I couldn't be bothered to say much ere
So oh dear
Huh where am I man..?
This... ain't good... what's going on?!

So my label have changed my image
I'm a pink lipstick chick called dipstick
This ain't on my wishlist
Oh **** I'm in FHM posing in a bikini
Next to a Lamborghini
Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies
I'm presenting C-beebies
[pukes] Have you seen me?
Never again, am I drinking lambrini?
"It's alright, Sov it's a dream... just wake up!"

[Chorus:]
Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back 'cause I'm working the 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say that I meant 1:30
I'm no early birdy I'm lazy I'll say it again
To make sure you heard me
I ain't no early birdy
Won't wake up to 12:30
And I can't be bothered to say much ere
So I'll say it again

Insect Overlord

@Piste

Leave now and never come back! :eek:

pipsqueak

i prefer this version!

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=WVfw545yEH4

[Jackass]

sometimes I sh*t standing up.

truecrippler

lol I misread the title being "Beyonce's new Thong...".

Gummy Panda

I wanna hear a male singer do a version of this song e.g. If I were a girl

It probably wouldn't get pass the playing with vag part..

Dudess

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Yea but is he trying to tell us that all the boweller's he's boned are hotter than beyonce and jlo? I'm not a fan of them, but it's just bull**** to say ye wouldn't ride them.

If that slimebag from the Aero ad/Sex and the City walked into my room naked, I'd politely ask him to gtfo.
This be him: http://www.ohlalaparis.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/17/jasonlewis17040701.jpg

Just because he's good-looking and buff doesn't mean it's not possible to find him unattractive. He's a CREEP imo!

coconut5

Package wrote: »

actually,, the meaning of the song and the "i wont do that" bit relates to the previous line in every verse

ie. i'll never forget the way you feel right now.

ill never forgive myself if we dont go away, tonight

ill never do it better than i do it with you. ect ect

Thanks, you explained it better than me. Great song, it's still confusing us after all these years.