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Fell asleep at a party....eyebrows shaved :(

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  • #32
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Galvasean wrote: »
    They should have wrote 'PENUS' on your forehead.
    Kids today.

    I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!


  • #33
    steo87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭steo87


    Lemming wrote: »
    Face-breaking time tbh

    How do you add polls onto a thread? I'm half thinking it was my own tough luck for falling asleep (because in fairness I probably would have done the same to them...well maybe just one eyebrow)....well the poll question would be:

    Was it my own fault for falling asleep; yay or nay.

    Was in Xtravision earlier to drop back dvds.....decided to go in without a hat on - the girl's reaction was hilarious. It was one of those "oh shít, i want to laugh but what if he actually has a disease or alopecia" looks. Made even funnier by the fact that me mate was there recording it. I'll have to get that vid and put it up on youtube.


  • #34
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    steo87 wrote: »
    This ever happened to you?
    Not that high up ... >_>


  • #35
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,704 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Pubes and glue are your only saviour now. Il provide you with half. But Im not tell you which.....


  • #36
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    steo87 wrote: »
    sympathy people, c'mon

    WHAT?
    Hell no , how could gillette that happen?


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  • #37
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    senordingdong wrote: »
    No but I'd punch the head off anyone who did.

    Here here. I made a list of shi1te I wasn't gonna tolerate anymore when I turned 18/had responsibilities with work/girlfriend and gave it to each of my mates coz a huge amount of this crap used to go on between the lot of us. I was amateur boxing heavily at the time so didn't get many complaints. Never happened again, the lads were punkin each other for about 3 years after tho!


  • #38
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    your taking it well


  • #39
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    janeybabe wrote: »
    I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!

    Things you write on yourself to remember to do later? :pac:


  • #40
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Things you write on yourself to remember to do later? :pac:

    :D

    Indeed!


  • #41
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Were your shoes on when you fell asleep??? if they were then that indicates you had no intention to sleep, therefore you are fairgame.


    If you take your shoes off you are not supposed to be touched under the Man Laws.


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  • #42
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Not that high up ... >_>

    Thats a low blow

    /oh wait , different story...


  • #43
    OctavarIan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭OctavarIan


    Eyebrows, hair, and beard? That's fairly out of order, if it happened me I'd find out who did it and go ape****


  • #44
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Were your shoes on when you fell asleep??? if they were then that indicates you had no intention to sleep, therefore you are fairgame.

    If you take your shoes off you are not supposed to be touched under the Man Laws.

    Haha... Fair shout, in fairness.


  • #45
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Your friends are asswipes. Fact.


  • #46
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,313 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    He was so alarmed about his missing eyebrows, he probably didn't notice that he's missing a kidney and a testicle.


  • #47
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    janeybabe wrote: »
    I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!

    ...may I ask why?


  • #48
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Galvasean wrote: »
    ...may I ask why?

    My mind reverted to that of a primary school child and I decided that I wanted to be in the Pen15 club.


  • #49
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    m83 wrote: »
    Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

    Rafa?


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ha. Excellent.

    Though if anyone tried to do that to me I'd shove their razor so far down their mouth they'd be shaving their arse hair.

    Draw on fake eyebrows.

    Problem solved


  • #51
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    m83 wrote: »
    Your friends are asswipes. Fact.
    Yes but someone with shaved head, beard and eyebrows is an asshat. Fact.


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  • #52
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,289 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Oh ****! How long does it take to grow back?

    It doesn't. :pac:


  • #53
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    eyebrows take ages to grow back, i remember some guy in school got 1 done didnt come into school for 2 weeks.


  • #54
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    the cruelest thing is shaving half his hair, cos that means they know hes going to have to shave off the other half himself, that pathological.


  • #55
    bmcgrath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭bmcgrath


    Just read the op.


    LMAO!


  • #56
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    m83 wrote: »
    Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

    Tbh, they probably did that to his face as well.


  • #57
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    janeybabe wrote: »
    My mind reverted to that of a primary school child and I decided that I wanted to be in the Pen15 club.

    I get that urge every day too. Its mad.



    /slowly backs away from janeybabe


  • #58
    griffdaddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭griffdaddy


    haha one of the google ads in the corner of this thread says
    'Eyebrows -100% Human Hair
    Our false eyebrows are so natural. Let us restore your confidence.'
    http://www.headcovers.com


  • #59
    Plug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    steo87 wrote: »
    Here's a pic.....it's not really that clear but ya can see the damage - no brows, chunks outta the head, and half a beard.

    Why do bad things happen to good people?

    And your never too old for sleep-overs....
    Shave off your bum fluff as well;)


  • #60
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    steo87 wrote: »
    Here's a pic.....it's not really that clear but ya can see the damage - no brows, chunks outta the head, and half a beard.

    Why do bad things happen to good people?

    And your never too old for sleep-overs....
    Why the hell did you censor out the eyes? were you crying or is that something else entirely


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  • #61
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    Could have been worse, could have woken up with no pubs!


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