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Fell asleep at a party....eyebrows shaved :(

steo87

Well I got shítfaced at a house party last night and ended up falling asleep. Anyway up I wake and head on my way....as I walk past a shop window I catch my reflection - my eyebrows are gone, two chunks taken out of my hair ('drive ins' i think they're called), and half, yes half, of me beard shaved off.

I look like I have face cancer.

This ever happened to you?

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Toto Wolfcastle

Galvasean wrote: »

They should have wrote 'PENUS' on your forehead.
Kids today.

I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!

steo87

Lemming wrote: »

Face-breaking time tbh

How do you add polls onto a thread? I'm half thinking it was my own tough luck for falling asleep (because in fairness I probably would have done the same to them...well maybe just one eyebrow)....well the poll question would be:

Was it my own fault for falling asleep; yay or nay.

Was in Xtravision earlier to drop back dvds.....decided to go in without a hat on - the girl's reaction was hilarious. It was one of those "oh shít, i want to laugh but what if he actually has a disease or alopecia" looks. Made even funnier by the fact that me mate was there recording it. I'll have to get that vid and put it up on youtube.

randylonghorn

steo87 wrote: »

This ever happened to you?

Not that high up ... >_>

antodeco

Pubes and glue are your only saviour now. Il provide you with half. But Im not tell you which.....

Sharpshooter

steo87 wrote: »

sympathy people, c'mon

WHAT?
Hell no , how could gillette that happen?

consultech

senordingdong wrote: »

No but I'd punch the head off anyone who did.

Here here. I made a list of shi1te I wasn't gonna tolerate anymore when I turned 18/had responsibilities with work/girlfriend and gave it to each of my mates coz a huge amount of this crap used to go on between the lot of us. I was amateur boxing heavily at the time so didn't get many complaints. Never happened again, the lads were punkin each other for about 3 years after tho!

lostexpectation

your taking it well

challengemaster

janeybabe wrote: »

I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!

Things you write on yourself to remember to do later? :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle

challengemaster wrote: »

Things you write on yourself to remember to do later? :pac:

Indeed!

minidazzler

Were your shoes on when you fell asleep??? if they were then that indicates you had no intention to sleep, therefore you are fairgame.

If you take your shoes off you are not supposed to be touched under the Man Laws.

Sharpshooter

randylonghorn wrote: »

Not that high up ... >_>

Thats a low blow

/oh wait , different story...

OctavarIan

Eyebrows, hair, and beard? That's fairly out of order, if it happened me I'd find out who did it and go ape****

consultech

minidazzler wrote: »

Were your shoes on when you fell asleep??? if they were then that indicates you had no intention to sleep, therefore you are fairgame.

If you take your shoes off you are not supposed to be touched under the Man Laws.

Haha... Fair shout, in fairness.

m83

Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

ejmaztec

He was so alarmed about his missing eyebrows, he probably didn't notice that he's missing a kidney and a testicle.

Galvasean

janeybabe wrote: »

I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!

...may I ask why?

Toto Wolfcastle

Galvasean wrote: »

...may I ask why?

My mind reverted to that of a primary school child and I decided that I wanted to be in the Pen15 club.

Peyton Manning

m83 wrote: »

Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

Rafa?

[Deleted User]

Ha. Excellent.

Though if anyone tried to do that to me I'd shove their razor so far down their mouth they'd be shaving their arse hair.

Draw on fake eyebrows.

Problem solved

dSTAR

m83 wrote: »

Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

Yes but someone with shaved head, beard and eyebrows is an asshat. Fact.

sdanseo

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Oh ****! How long does it take to grow back?

It doesn't. :pac:

lostexpectation

eyebrows take ages to grow back, i remember some guy in school got 1 done didnt come into school for 2 weeks.

lostexpectation

the cruelest thing is shaving half his hair, cos that means they know hes going to have to shave off the other half himself, that pathological.

bmcgrath

Just read the op.

LMAO!

Fizman

m83 wrote: »

Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

Tbh, they probably did that to his face as well.

Fizman

janeybabe wrote: »

My mind reverted to that of a primary school child and I decided that I wanted to be in the Pen15 club.

I get that urge every day too. Its mad.

/slowly backs away from janeybabe

griffdaddy

haha one of the google ads in the corner of this thread says
'Eyebrows -100% Human Hair
Our false eyebrows are so natural. Let us restore your confidence.'
http://www.headcovers.com

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steo87 wrote: »

Here's a pic.....it's not really that clear but ya can see the damage - no brows, chunks outta the head, and half a beard.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

And your never too old for sleep-overs....

Shave off your bum fluff as well;)

Overheal

steo87 wrote: »

Here's a pic.....it's not really that clear but ya can see the damage - no brows, chunks outta the head, and half a beard.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

And your never too old for sleep-overs....

Why the hell did you censor out the eyes? were you crying or is that something else entirely

LEIN

Could have been worse, could have woken up with no pubs!