Fell asleep at a party....eyebrows shaved :(

steo87

Well I got shítfaced at a house party last night and ended up falling asleep. Anyway up I wake and head on my way....as I walk past a shop window I catch my reflection - my eyebrows are gone, two chunks taken out of my hair ('drive ins' i think they're called), and half, yes half, of me beard shaved off.

I look like I have face cancer.


This ever happened to you?

ChewChew

nope, but. . . HAHAHAHAHA

JimmyCrackCorn!

Learn your lesson.

Never under any circumstances be the first to sleep.

giggsy664

ChewChew wrote: »

nope, but. . . HAHAHAHAHA

What he said.

@op:

PICS OR GTFO!!!!

senordingdong

No but I'd punch the head off anyone who did.

ntlbell

lolz diddy drinker

Peyton Manning

TBH

orestes

Got my head shaved after about two years of growing my hair out. Not cool

tony1kenobi

steo87 wrote: »

Well I got shítfaced at a house party last night and ended up falling asleep. Anyway up I wake and head on my way....as I walk past a shop window I catch my reflection - my eyebrows are gone, two chunks taken out of my hair ('drive ins' i think they're called), and half, yes half, of me beard shaved off.

I look like I have face cancer.


This ever happened to you?

Loads of times.Only vampires don't see their reflection.

Sabre0001

If you were near me I'd point and laugh...

So instead



Unlucky for you...

Tech3

no but i heard a few lads that did, get a marker and be creative

Davidius

I would have thought you were all a bit old for sleep overs but who am I to judge?

Dyr

Nope, but then i dont party with scumbags :cool:


face punchage in order tbh

samhail

havnt done that in years. still have the photos though heh

Its all fun and games until someone loses an eyebrow:pac:

Holsten

Pics.

And looks like it's marker time for you.

Toto Wolfcastle

This thread really needs pics tbh.

Tannylan

http://www.drinkaware.ie/ If ever their was a case

steo87

janeybabe wrote: »

This thread really needs pics tbh.

Here's a pic.....it's not really that clear but ya can see the damage - no brows, chunks outta the head, and half a beard.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

And your never too old for sleep-overs....

SoWatchaWant

Oh ****! How long does it take to grow back?

Toto Wolfcastle

Lol it doesn't look too bad until you see the chunk of hair that's missing!

Tannylan

steo87 wrote: »

Here's a pic.....it's not really that clear but ya can see the damage - no brows, chunks outta the head, and half a beard.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

And your never too old for sleep-overs....

Did they Shave your eyes aswell:)

steo87

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Oh ****! How long does it take to grow back?

I havent a clue....to make things worse my exams are startin soon so looks like i'm gonna be there to distract everyone with my 'alopecia'

Zamboni

Lose the rest of the beard and buy a big floppy hat.

ChewChew

oh good god. i'm so sorry but I really am enjoying laughing at your misfortune!!!

steo87

Tannylan wrote: »

Did they Shave your eyes aswell:)

They did....them evil bastards! (nah just weary about putting a pic up....although i do have a bebo so maybe rubbing the eyes out was a pointless task)

Ah this is crap.....had to shave the other half of the beard off (was gonna leave it and start a 'trend' but...nah) and now i look like a 12 year old. And badly hungover too......:( sympathy people, c'mon

Nevyn

rarnes1 wrote: »

Its all fun and games until someone loses an eyebrow:pac:

Or an eye, really you just make sure you let your 'friends' know they will get returned 3 fold and be really inventive with the descriptions and there is
no chance they will try.

steo87

ChewChew wrote: »

oh good god. i'm so sorry but I really am enjoying laughing at your misfortune!!!

Laugh away.....everyone else has ha but really it is kinda funny i suppose...the funniest thing was the taxi driver who i got at half 8 this morning.....like why did he even stop?? If that were me driving the taxi I wouldnt have stopped for the hairless freak!!

ChewChew

steo87 wrote: »

Laugh away.....everyone else has ha but really it is kinda funny i suppose...the funniest thing was the taxi driver who i got at half 8 this morning.....like why did he even stop?? If that were me driving the taxi I wouldnt have stopped for the hairless freak!!

hahahahaha you big old hairless freak!! hhahahaaa. gone are the days when your mates covered your face in toothpaste when you fell asleep. :pac:

Galvasean

They should have wrote 'PENUS' on your forehead.
Kids today.

Lemming

Face-breaking time tbh

Toto Wolfcastle

Galvasean wrote: »

They should have wrote 'PENUS' on your forehead.
Kids today.

I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!

steo87

Lemming wrote: »

Face-breaking time tbh

How do you add polls onto a thread? I'm half thinking it was my own tough luck for falling asleep (because in fairness I probably would have done the same to them...well maybe just one eyebrow)....well the poll question would be:

Was it my own fault for falling asleep; yay or nay.

Was in Xtravision earlier to drop back dvds.....decided to go in without a hat on - the girl's reaction was hilarious. It was one of those "oh shít, i want to laugh but what if he actually has a disease or alopecia" looks. Made even funnier by the fact that me mate was there recording it. I'll have to get that vid and put it up on youtube.

randylonghorn

steo87 wrote: »

This ever happened to you?

Not that high up ... >_>

antodeco

Pubes and glue are your only saviour now. Il provide you with half. But Im not tell you which.....

Sharpshooter

steo87 wrote: »

sympathy people, c'mon

WHAT?
Hell no , how could gillette that happen?

consultech

senordingdong wrote: »

No but I'd punch the head off anyone who did.

Here here. I made a list of shi1te I wasn't gonna tolerate anymore when I turned 18/had responsibilities with work/girlfriend and gave it to each of my mates coz a huge amount of this crap used to go on between the lot of us. I was amateur boxing heavily at the time so didn't get many complaints. Never happened again, the lads were punkin each other for about 3 years after tho!

lostexpectation

your taking it well

challengemaster

janeybabe wrote: »

I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!

Things you write on yourself to remember to do later? :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle

challengemaster wrote: »

Things you write on yourself to remember to do later? :pac:

Indeed!

minidazzler

Were your shoes on when you fell asleep??? if they were then that indicates you had no intention to sleep, therefore you are fairgame.


If you take your shoes off you are not supposed to be touched under the Man Laws.

Sharpshooter

randylonghorn wrote: »

Not that high up ... >_>

Thats a low blow

/oh wait , different story...

OctavarIan

Eyebrows, hair, and beard? That's fairly out of order, if it happened me I'd find out who did it and go ape****

consultech

minidazzler wrote: »

Were your shoes on when you fell asleep??? if they were then that indicates you had no intention to sleep, therefore you are fairgame.

If you take your shoes off you are not supposed to be touched under the Man Laws.

Haha... Fair shout, in fairness.

m83

Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

ejmaztec

He was so alarmed about his missing eyebrows, he probably didn't notice that he's missing a kidney and a testicle.

Galvasean

janeybabe wrote: »

I wrote penis on my own arm today. Thanks for reminding me!

...may I ask why?

Toto Wolfcastle

Galvasean wrote: »

...may I ask why?

My mind reverted to that of a primary school child and I decided that I wanted to be in the Pen15 club.

Peyton Manning

m83 wrote: »

Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

Rafa?

Ha. Excellent.

Though if anyone tried to do that to me I'd shove their razor so far down their mouth they'd be shaving their arse hair.

Draw on fake eyebrows.

Problem solved

dSTAR

m83 wrote: »

Your friends are asswipes. Fact.

Yes but someone with shaved head, beard and eyebrows is an asshat. Fact.