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One Question

  • 09-01-2009 09:55PM
    #1
    newmills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭


    You can ask any person living or dead one question and they will give you the truthful answer to it.

    To Bertie Aherne - Did you ever give the ex missus a slap?


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  • #2
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    what are your bank details


  • #3
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,198 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Did Monica swallow and did she take it ALL in ?


  • #4
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,939 ✭✭✭LEIN


    newmills wrote: »
    You can ask any person living or dead one question and they will give you the truthful answer to it.

    To Bertie Aherne - Did you ever give the ex missus a slap?


    What a waste of a question! Think of the possibilities!


  • #5
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    To Mary Harney - did you ever hear of MODERATION?!!!!


  • #6
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    To Bertie Ahearn and his evidence to the tribunal:

    Do you really think we are ALL that stupid to believe your version of events?


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  • #7
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    To the commander of the Area 52 base ( or any senior "men in black" ), do they have any evidence of extra-terrestrial intelligence.


  • #8
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    To the OP:

    Why, oh why, oh why?


  • #9
    Bijoux
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    To Bill Gates: what are your bank details

    FYP :D


  • #10
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    To the commander of the Area 52 base ( or any senior "men in black" ), do they have any evidence of extra-terrestrial intelligence.

    i'd ask him when he changed the name from area 51


  • #11
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    i'd ask him when he changed the name from area 51

    :)

    Well, obviously Area 51 is too well known, so they moved nextdoor.


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  • #12
    allthedoyles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,891 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    To Roy Keane .............Who do you THINK YOU ARE !


  • #13
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Biggins wrote: »
    To Bertie Ahearn and his evidence to the tribunal:

    Do you really think we are ALL that stupid to believe your version of events?

    Bertie's reply....YES Well, what i mean is, and i'm on record as saying dis , it's not dat i tink you're all stupid, i never said you were all stupid but you're all stupid for not believing me, dat's a fact. But of course you're all swimming in money, tanks to me so i deserve to be president of all Ireland for 2016 so of course you're not stupid and are going to elect me.


  • #14
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    To Barrack Obama: Are you going to install a basketball net in the backyard of the White House.


  • #15
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    allthedoyles wrote: »
    To Roy Keane .............Who do you THINK YOU ARE !

    Some kind of super star.


  • #16
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    To Barrack Obama: Are you going to install a basketball net in the backyard of the White House.

    I dont know but he told me he has big DIY plans.

    http://forthardknox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/obama-caricature.jpg


  • #17
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    i'd ask the mccanns whats pink and covered in cobwebs?
    madelines bike


  • #18
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    To the owner of kfc Kernel Sanders. What is the secret ingredient of your finger licking chicken.


  • #19
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    longshanks wrote: »
    i'd ask the mccanns whats pink and covered in cobwebs?
    madelines bike

    Too soon:eek:


  • #20
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    longshanks wrote: »
    i'd ask the mccanns whats pink and covered in cobwebs?
    madelines bike

    Nope, sorry. I know this is just AH but that's just bad taste - as bad as the following twat... probably!

    (One major twat: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1110727/Tory-activist-expelled-party-dressing-Madeleine-McCann-New-Years-bash.html)


  • #21
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    To Jesus: So admit it really.... it was a pyramid scheme/scam that got out of hand. Wasn't it ?


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  • #22
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Who is so vain Carly? Who?

    That or "are you really the head of the quik-e mart?"


  • #23
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    javaboy wrote: »
    Who is so vain Carly? Who?

    That or "are you really the head of the quik-e mart?"

    Me?


  • #24
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    javaboy wrote: »
    Who is so vain Carly? Who?




    mick jagger, apparently


  • #25
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Have you seen the remote?


  • #26
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    Biggins wrote: »
    Nope, sorry. I know this is just AH but that's just bad taste - as bad as the following twat... probably!

    (One major twat: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1110727/Tory-activist-expelled-party-dressing-Madeleine-McCann-New-Years-bash.html)

    That is just sick.


  • #27
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Might be Jagger. Might not. It's a far more interesting question than what Jack Ruby had to hide.


  • #28
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    To George W Bush's parents - Y'all never heard of birth control ?


  • #29
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    javaboy wrote: »
    Who is so vain Carly? Who?

    Warren Beatty.


  • #30
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Duiske wrote: »
    To George W Bush's grandparents - Y'all never heard of birth control ?

    Corrected!


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  • #31
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    To OJ Simpson,
    Ever think that life could have such an ironic twist?


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