One Question

newmills

You can ask any person living or dead one question and they will give you the truthful answer to it.

To Bertie Aherne - Did you ever give the ex missus a slap?

Sam Vimes

what are your bank details

Berty

Did Monica swallow and did she take it ALL in ?

LEIN

newmills wrote: »

You can ask any person living or dead one question and they will give you the truthful answer to it.

To Bertie Aherne - Did you ever give the ex missus a slap?

What a waste of a question! Think of the possibilities!

MagicMarker

To Mary Harney - did you ever hear of MODERATION?!!!!

Biggins

To Bertie Ahearn and his evidence to the tribunal:

Do you really think we are ALL that stupid to believe your version of events?

CreepingDeath

To the commander of the Area 52 base ( or any senior "men in black" ), do they have any evidence of extra-terrestrial intelligence.

Pherekydes

To the OP:

Why, oh why, oh why?

Bijoux

Sam Vimes wrote: »

To Bill Gates: what are your bank details

FYP

Sam Vimes

CreepingDeath wrote: »

To the commander of the Area 52 base ( or any senior "men in black" ), do they have any evidence of extra-terrestrial intelligence.

i'd ask him when he changed the name from area 51

CreepingDeath

Sam Vimes wrote: »

i'd ask him when he changed the name from area 51

Well, obviously Area 51 is too well known, so they moved nextdoor.

allthedoyles

To Roy Keane .............Who do you THINK YOU ARE !

galwayrush

Biggins wrote: »

To Bertie Ahearn and his evidence to the tribunal:

Do you really think we are ALL that stupid to believe your version of events?

Bertie's reply....YES Well, what i mean is, and i'm on record as saying dis , it's not dat i tink you're all stupid, i never said you were all stupid but you're all stupid for not believing me, dat's a fact. But of course you're all swimming in money, tanks to me so i deserve to be president of all Ireland for 2016 so of course you're not stupid and are going to elect me.

CreepingDeath

To Barrack Obama: Are you going to install a basketball net in the backyard of the White House.

The guy

allthedoyles wrote: »

To Roy Keane .............Who do you THINK YOU ARE !

Some kind of super star.

Shacklebolt

CreepingDeath wrote: »

To Barrack Obama: Are you going to install a basketball net in the backyard of the White House.

I dont know but he told me he has big DIY plans.

http://forthardknox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/obama-caricature.jpg

longshanks

i'd ask the mccanns whats pink and covered in cobwebs?

madelines bike

Vain

To the owner of kfc Kernel Sanders. What is the secret ingredient of your finger licking chicken.

Vain

longshanks wrote: »

i'd ask the mccanns whats pink and covered in cobwebs?

madelines bike

Too soon:eek:

Biggins

longshanks wrote: »

i'd ask the mccanns whats pink and covered in cobwebs?

madelines bike

Nope, sorry. I know this is just AH but that's just bad taste - as bad as the following twat... probably!

(One major twat: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1110727/Tory-activist-expelled-party-dressing-Madeleine-McCann-New-Years-bash.html)

CreepingDeath

To Jesus: So admit it really.... it was a pyramid scheme/scam that got out of hand. Wasn't it ?

javaboy

Who is so vain Carly? Who?

That or "are you really the head of the quik-e mart?"

Vain

javaboy wrote: »

Who is so vain Carly? Who?

That or "are you really the head of the quik-e mart?"

Me?

longshanks

javaboy wrote: »

Who is so vain Carly? Who?

mick jagger, apparently

antodeco

Have you seen the remote?

kittensoft1984

Biggins wrote: »

Nope, sorry. I know this is just AH but that's just bad taste - as bad as the following twat... probably!

(One major twat: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1110727/Tory-activist-expelled-party-dressing-Madeleine-McCann-New-Years-bash.html)

That is just sick.

javaboy

Might be Jagger. Might not. It's a far more interesting question than what Jack Ruby had to hide.

Duiske

To George W Bush's parents - Y'all never heard of birth control ?

stovelid

javaboy wrote: »

Who is so vain Carly? Who?

Warren Beatty.

Biggins

Duiske wrote: »

To George W Bush's grandparents - Y'all never heard of birth control ?

Corrected!

galwayrush

To OJ Simpson,
Ever think that life could have such an ironic twist?

Hagar

javaboy wrote: »

Who is so vain Carly? Who?

She aint tellin'...

Rolling Stone Magazine - 1973

Rolling Stone: Some people think "You're So Vain" is about James.
Carly: No, it's definitely not about James, although James suspected that it might be about him because he's very vain. No, he isn't, but he had the unfortunate experience of taking a jet up to Nova Scotia after I’d written the song. He was saved by the fact that it wasn’t a Lear.
Rolling Stone: You mentioned the "contest" going on about who it's about. What would be the clearest statement you would want to make on who the song was about?
Carly: The contest is run by this man in Los Angeles named Winkler, and he had his listeners call in to cast their ballot as to who they thought the song was about. Kris Kristofferson is leading.
A lot of people think it's about Mick Jagger and that I have fooled him into actually singing on it, that I pulled that ruse. And some of the people think it's about James. But I can't possibly tell who it's about because it wouldn't be fair.

nevaeh-2die-4

to god, whats the meaning of life.

Agamemnon

Heather Graham - any chance of a shag?

irishgeo

who the **** shot JFK?

Biggins

Hagar wrote: »

She aint tellin'...

She told one person last year.

At a charity auction which one person won/bought the right to know, she told him (the winner) who it was about.
(He had to sign some confidentiality agreements beforehand- as expected)

Fizman

javaboy wrote: »

Who is so vain Carly? Who?

That or "are you really the head of the quik-e mart?"

Biggins wrote: »

She told one person last year.

At a charity auction which one person won/bought the right to know, she told him (the winner) who it was about.
(He had to sign some confidentiality agreements beforehand- as expected)

Brian Cowen.

I guarantee that it is.

longshanks

Agamemnon wrote: »

Heather Graham - any chance of a shag?

heather graham..... rape or murder?

Biggins

Fizman wrote: »

Brian Cowen.

I guarantee that it is.

lol

Dick Ebersol, president of NBC Sports and a friend of Simon, was the highest bidder for a Martha's Vineyard Possible Dreams charity auction offering in which the prize was the revelation of the person that "You're So Vain" was about. After making the winning bid of $50,000, Ebersol was given a private performance of the song at Simon's home. After a lunch of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and vodka on the rocks, Simon whispered the subject into his ear. A condition of that prize is that Ebersol would not reveal to anyone the actual subject. Later, Ebersol revealed that he was allowed by Simon to divulge a clue about the person's name:
"Carly told me that I could offer up to the entire world, a clue as to what she'll tell me when we have this night in about two weeks. And the clue is: The letter 'E' is in the person's name."[

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27re_So_Vain

galwayrush

longshanks wrote: »

heather graham..... rape or murder?

Or - Who's Fist?

Fizman

To my mates dad.....

"Seriously, in this day and age, what were ye thinking when ye named him Percy?"

Top Dog

To Brian Cowen

Are you really the fat useless idiot that the Irish public sees you as, or do you actually have a clue how to fix the Irish economy?

Agamemnon

longshanks wrote: »

heather graham..... rape or murder?

I'd love to be raped and murdered by Heather.

Fizman

Top Dog wrote: »

To Brian Cowen

Are you really the fat useless idiot that the Irish public sees you as, or do you actually have a clue how to fix the Irish economy?

His response...

"Nyom nyom......... nyom".

FlutterinBantam

To Síle Seoighe... "How often do you shave your minge".

javaboy

Domo230 wrote: »

Jesus are you really the son of God or are you having a laugh.

How would he know? Better off asking one of his parents.

galwayrush

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

To Síle Seoighe... "How often do you shave your minge".

I'll shave it for her if she wants:D

craiginireland

I'd like to ask the captain of the titanic did he cry

Turncoat

To Sarah Palin - Why didn't you hang up when the fake Sarkozy said 'my wife finds you very 'ot in bed'

IvySlayer

Is my one really of average size?

Sharpshooter

To Elvis:

Considering , you died on the throne , are you now regretting the synonymous name given to you by your fans?

Elvis:

Well , I have to admit , I was " All Shook Up."
I left the "Heartbreak Hotel" , and headed for the Chapel , where you saw me crying.
My " Hound Dog " , " Old Shep " was going to end up " In The Getto "
I sang to him , " Softly as I leave you " and then came " Surrender " and I started to " Shake , Rattle and Roll "
I asked God to " Please Release Me " and " Return To Sender "
I after all had lived it " My Way " , and " I Just Can't Help Believing " that because I sang " King Creole " You would " Hurt " me in this way.

I am " All Shook Up " and asking " Don't Be Cruel " as I remember the " Fever " kicking in.

But now and then , " There's A Fool Such As I" and I have come to know , that " I Slipped , I Stumbled I Fell " and " It's Over".

ME: Thank You , Thank You Very Much.:eek:

Long Live The King.