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Where's the most unusual place you've ever pissed?

Degsy · 2009-01-08 17:42:53

In somebody's mouth for me..they asked me to :o

08-01-2009 05:42PM

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In somebody's mouth for me..they asked me to

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#2 08-01-2009 05:44PM

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inside yorema

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#3 08-01-2009 05:48PM

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ntlbell wrote: »

inside yorema

That could only happen if you failed to get an erection.

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#4 08-01-2009 05:50PM

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Degsy wrote: »

That could only happen if you failed to get an erection.

You've never done the 12ft long shot then...

Strange boy..

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#5 08-01-2009 05:52PM

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Degsy wrote: »

In somebody's mouth for me..they asked me to

wtf?

You've got to be taking the... oh feck it.

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#6 08-01-2009 05:52PM

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Or if he did have an erection, the pressure would send her through the roof. Any who back to the topic. Phone box is the only one that comes to mind.

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#7 08-01-2009 05:53PM

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Out the window of a Liverpool pub.

The jacks were on the second floor, window was wide open and looking out onto a busy street. It was a sunny day, about 7pm. There were lots of people about. I didn't look out afterwards.

Giggidy.

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#8 08-01-2009 05:53PM

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Kiltimagh.

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#9 08-01-2009 05:53PM

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Xiney wrote: »

wtf?

You've got to be taking the... oh feck it.

When they ask to get the pyrex dish out put it over there face and ask ye take a sh|t in it

that's when the fun starts

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#10 08-01-2009 05:54PM

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Into a pringles tin I think!

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#11 08-01-2009 05:54PM

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Captain Darling wrote: »

Kiltimagh.

is that near charlestown?

that is unusual..

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#12 08-01-2009 05:54PM

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in a nappy, but i didnt know better at the time

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#13 08-01-2009 05:54PM

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up against the wall of the harcourt garda station,

before i knew if was a cop shop

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#14 08-01-2009 05:54PM

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Two great topics side by side!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2055456884

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#15 08-01-2009 05:55PM

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I must be a freak because i piss in toilets which from reading these piss threads makes me weird as i actually use the toilet in a bathroom wtf

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#16 08-01-2009 05:58PM

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Vain wrote: »

I must be a freak because i piss in toilets which from reading this piss threads makes me weird as i actually use the toilet in a bathroom wtf

Ya, you'd want to get that looked at!

:pac:

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#17 08-01-2009 06:00PM

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Vain wrote: »

I must be a freak because i piss in toilets which from reading this piss threads makes me weird as i actually use the toilet in a bathroom wtf

Oooh..get you Mr perfect!
I suppose you've never wiped your arse on a curtain either?

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#18 08-01-2009 06:02PM

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If the toliet is being used and you cant hold it in , a large stella can or a wine bottle is handy ,specially if your male

Sorry wimminz ,you'll have to design / invent your own pee resources function but there is a ' pee in the sink thread ' also if required .:D

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#19 08-01-2009 06:02PM

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mmm dunno

got a girl to piss on me though,not in me mouth

still a pleasant experience though

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#20 08-01-2009 06:03PM

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Degsy wrote: »

Oooh..get you Mr perfect!
I suppose you've never wiped your arse on a curtain either?

Nope i also don't sh!t on the walls. Strange................

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#21 08-01-2009 06:03PM

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Degsy wrote: »

Oooh..get you Mr perfect!
I suppose you've never wiped your arse on a curtain either?

Curtains...? Degsy, do you even have a bathroom?

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#22 08-01-2009 06:03PM

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I dont understand girls that want guys to piss in their mouths, its really disgusting and where exactly is the turn on?

I have a flatmate (male) who always forgets to flush the toilet, sometimes ill go in and see a massive dump in the bottom and disturbingly no toilet paper near it which obviously means he didnt even wipe, found out later that he just sticks his arse over the bath and showers it, Seriously! guys are disgusting sometimes

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#23 08-01-2009 06:04PM

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Kyson Round Performance wrote: »

Curtains...? Degsy, do you even have a bathroom?

Who said anything about bathroom curtains?

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#24 08-01-2009 06:05PM

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xsapphirex wrote: »

I dont understand girls that want guys to piss in their mouths, its really disgusting and where exactly is the turn on?

Humiliation i would think ...but fckk that **** !

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#25 08-01-2009 06:07PM

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Degsy wrote: »

Who said anything about bathroom curtains?

Nobody, and before you reply, you didn't say anything about shower curtains either so HA!

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#26 08-01-2009 06:09PM

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ntlbell wrote: »

is that near charlestown?

that is unusual..

haha we used to go to kiltimagh when i was like 15 to some 16 disco, god its in the back arse of nowhere, mayo

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#27 08-01-2009 06:11PM

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Kyson Round Performance wrote: »

Nobody, and before you reply, you didn't say anything about shower curtains either so HA!

Shower curtains arent suitable,they're too slippy.

Where's flutterinbantam btw??

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#28 08-01-2009 06:12PM

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xsapphirex wrote: »

I dont understand girls that want guys to piss in their mouths, its really disgusting and where exactly is the turn on?

Prude

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#29 08-01-2009 06:12PM

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xsapphirex wrote: »

I:

I have a flatmate (male) who always forgets to flush the toilet, sometimes ill go in and see a massive dump in the bottom and disturbingly no toilet paper near it which obviously means he didnt even wipe, found out later that he just sticks his arse over the bath and showers it, Seriously! guys are disgusting sometimes

Is that who I think it is? If it is I'll be very upset that you just shared intimate details of my personal hygiene on the net.:mad:

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#30 08-01-2009 06:14PM

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jackpalance wrote: »

Is that who I think it is? If it is I'll be very upset that you just shared intimate details of my personal hygiene on the net.:mad:

I would imagine that it's tough enough looking constipated all the time without being made fun of for your wiping habits.

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#31 08-01-2009 06:15PM

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The bathroom in a gay nightclub. A very strange place indeed.

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