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Where's the most unusual place you've ever pissed?

Degsy · 2009-01-08 17:42:53

In somebody's mouth for me..they asked me to :o

08-01-2009 5:42pm

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In somebody's mouth for me..they asked me to

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#2 08-01-2009 5:44pm

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inside yorema

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#3 08-01-2009 5:48pm

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ntlbell wrote: »

inside yorema

That could only happen if you failed to get an erection.

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#4 08-01-2009 5:50pm

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Degsy wrote: »

That could only happen if you failed to get an erection.

You've never done the 12ft long shot then...

Strange boy..

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#5 08-01-2009 5:52pm

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Degsy wrote: »

In somebody's mouth for me..they asked me to

wtf?

You've got to be taking the... oh feck it.

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#6 08-01-2009 5:52pm

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Or if he did have an erection, the pressure would send her through the roof. Any who back to the topic. Phone box is the only one that comes to mind.

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#7 08-01-2009 5:53pm

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Out the window of a Liverpool pub.

The jacks were on the second floor, window was wide open and looking out onto a busy street. It was a sunny day, about 7pm. There were lots of people about. I didn't look out afterwards.

Giggidy.

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#8 08-01-2009 5:53pm

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Kiltimagh.

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#9 08-01-2009 5:53pm

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Xiney wrote: »

wtf?

You've got to be taking the... oh feck it.

When they ask to get the pyrex dish out put it over there face and ask ye take a sh|t in it

that's when the fun starts

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#10 08-01-2009 5:54pm

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Into a pringles tin I think!

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#11 08-01-2009 5:54pm

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Captain Darling wrote: »

Kiltimagh.

is that near charlestown?

that is unusual..

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#12 08-01-2009 5:54pm

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in a nappy, but i didnt know better at the time

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#13 08-01-2009 5:54pm

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up against the wall of the harcourt garda station,

before i knew if was a cop shop

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#14 08-01-2009 5:54pm

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Two great topics side by side!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2055456884

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#15 08-01-2009 5:55pm

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I must be a freak because i piss in toilets which from reading these piss threads makes me weird as i actually use the toilet in a bathroom wtf

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#16 08-01-2009 5:58pm

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Vain wrote: »

I must be a freak because i piss in toilets which from reading this piss threads makes me weird as i actually use the toilet in a bathroom wtf

Ya, you'd want to get that looked at!

:pac:

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#17 08-01-2009 6:00pm

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Vain wrote: »

I must be a freak because i piss in toilets which from reading this piss threads makes me weird as i actually use the toilet in a bathroom wtf

Oooh..get you Mr perfect!
I suppose you've never wiped your arse on a curtain either?

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#18 08-01-2009 6:02pm

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If the toliet is being used and you cant hold it in , a large stella can or a wine bottle is handy ,specially if your male

Sorry wimminz ,you'll have to design / invent your own pee resources function but there is a ' pee in the sink thread ' also if required .:D

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#19 08-01-2009 6:02pm

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mmm dunno

got a girl to piss on me though,not in me mouth

still a pleasant experience though

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#20 08-01-2009 6:03pm

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Degsy wrote: »

Oooh..get you Mr perfect!
I suppose you've never wiped your arse on a curtain either?

Nope i also don't sh!t on the walls. Strange................

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#21 08-01-2009 6:03pm

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Degsy wrote: »

Oooh..get you Mr perfect!
I suppose you've never wiped your arse on a curtain either?

Curtains...? Degsy, do you even have a bathroom?

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#22 08-01-2009 6:03pm

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I dont understand girls that want guys to piss in their mouths, its really disgusting and where exactly is the turn on?

I have a flatmate (male) who always forgets to flush the toilet, sometimes ill go in and see a massive dump in the bottom and disturbingly no toilet paper near it which obviously means he didnt even wipe, found out later that he just sticks his arse over the bath and showers it, Seriously! guys are disgusting sometimes

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#23 08-01-2009 6:04pm

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Kyson Round Performance wrote: »

Curtains...? Degsy, do you even have a bathroom?

Who said anything about bathroom curtains?

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#24 08-01-2009 6:05pm

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xsapphirex wrote: »

I dont understand girls that want guys to piss in their mouths, its really disgusting and where exactly is the turn on?

Humiliation i would think ...but fckk that **** !

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#25 08-01-2009 6:07pm

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Degsy wrote: »

Who said anything about bathroom curtains?

Nobody, and before you reply, you didn't say anything about shower curtains either so HA!

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#26 08-01-2009 6:09pm

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ntlbell wrote: »

is that near charlestown?

that is unusual..

haha we used to go to kiltimagh when i was like 15 to some 16 disco, god its in the back arse of nowhere, mayo

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#27 08-01-2009 6:11pm

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Kyson Round Performance wrote: »

Nobody, and before you reply, you didn't say anything about shower curtains either so HA!

Shower curtains arent suitable,they're too slippy.

Where's flutterinbantam btw??

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#28 08-01-2009 6:12pm

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xsapphirex wrote: »

I dont understand girls that want guys to piss in their mouths, its really disgusting and where exactly is the turn on?

Prude

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#29 08-01-2009 6:12pm

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xsapphirex wrote: »

I:

I have a flatmate (male) who always forgets to flush the toilet, sometimes ill go in and see a massive dump in the bottom and disturbingly no toilet paper near it which obviously means he didnt even wipe, found out later that he just sticks his arse over the bath and showers it, Seriously! guys are disgusting sometimes

Is that who I think it is? If it is I'll be very upset that you just shared intimate details of my personal hygiene on the net.:mad:

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#30 08-01-2009 6:14pm

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jackpalance wrote: »

Is that who I think it is? If it is I'll be very upset that you just shared intimate details of my personal hygiene on the net.:mad:

I would imagine that it's tough enough looking constipated all the time without being made fun of for your wiping habits.

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#31 08-01-2009 6:15pm

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The bathroom in a gay nightclub. A very strange place indeed.

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#32 08-01-2009 6:15pm

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Degsy wrote: »

Where's the most unusual place you've ever pissed?

In a public jacks with the seat up.

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#33 08-01-2009 6:17pm

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xsapphirex wrote: »

I dont understand girls that want guys to piss in their mouths, its really disgusting and where exactly is the turn on?

You know girls that want guys to do that?!

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#34 08-01-2009 6:19pm

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Into a toilet upstairs , i did not know it was disconneced , it flushed onto plasterers downstairs , i had to run !

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#35 08-01-2009 6:21pm

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In a priest's letterbox (and no, "letterbox" isn't slang for something).

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#36 08-01-2009 6:23pm

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My Da's sock drawer was probably the strangest place

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#37 08-01-2009 6:25pm

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A friend of mine pissed on his granny while she was sleeping once, I think she thought she had pissed herself when she woke up.

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#38 08-01-2009 6:28pm

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Trinity1 wrote: »

My Da's sock drawer was probably the strangest place

Please say it was when you were a child! :eek:

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#39 08-01-2009 6:28pm

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once i was ina wetsuit all day long working with groups i had to pee in my wetsuit it was horrible abssaloutly dissgusting the second i got out of it i went for a shower then attacked it with aheavy dose of baby milton it was dsgusting ifelt so dirty.....

so in my wetsuit not the one i have for sale tho

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Brussels you can piss on the side of a church: theres even the divisions & water fousets...was abit mad when I saw it first!

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#41 08-01-2009 6:34pm

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K-Jet wrote: »

Please say it was when you were a child! :eek:

Unfortunately not, was drunk though so same difference.

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#42 08-01-2009 6:34pm

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TPD wrote: »

A friend of mine pissed on his granny while she was sleeping once, I think she thought she had pissed herself when she woke up.

ROTFL

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#43 08-01-2009 6:37pm

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Trinity1 wrote: »

Unfortunately not, was drunk though so same difference.

Your poor poor father. Did he forgive you?

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#44 08-01-2009 6:40pm

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K-Jet wrote: »

Your poor poor father. Did he forgive you?

Yeah i think he was amused by it.

Good enough for him anyway, we endured years of practical jokes like cling film on the toilet, raw sausages in my ma's coat pocket when she was going to the shop.

When you asked him to pass you over the butter he put it on the floor, pick you up and literally "pass you over the butter"

Karmas a cnut

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A few yrs ago I was seriously bursting to go while driving in my car. Nothing around so peed in an empty lucozade bottle in the car.

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Onto a lava flow on an active volcano in Guatemala.

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into a empty beer can

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Trinity1 wrote: »

Yeah i think he was amused by it.

Good enough for him anyway, we endured years of practical jokes like cling film on the toilet, raw sausages in my ma's coat pocket when she was going to the shop.

When you asked him to pass you over the butter he put it on the floor, pick you up and literally "pass you over the butter"

Karmas a cnut

Your father sounds like so much fun. I did the cling film myself when I worked in a spar shop. On of the girls went in first She wasn't happy

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when im hammered,i now and again sleep walk.once i pissed out my bedroom window for my mam to catch me!
also in a bin in a spare bedroom-forgot i had did it so didnt discover it till 3 days later(room stank!)

in a foam party in tenerife i pissed on a girls arm....she slapped me.

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I pissed on my livingroom floor after i had a **** watching some porn.

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deleriumtremens wrote: »

Into a pringles tin I think!

hahaha me too!

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