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The most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me...

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  • #62
    funloving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    How did you find out it was a beetle egg?.. did it hatch?! :eek:

    I know it was a beetle egg as I went back to where I got the croissant,I call the guards and they found beatles in the sacks of the flour :eek:


  • #63
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    funloving wrote: »
    I know it was a beetle egg as I went back to where I got the croissant,I call the guards and they found beatles in the sacks of the flour :eek:

    That is definately vomit-worthy.. imagine all them little bugs growing in your belly! :eek:


  • #64
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    podge3 wrote: »
    Many moons ago (when I were a young lad ;)), I went to a telephone box on O Connell Bridge in Dublin to make a call.

    I had picked up the receiver and put in my 10p (or whatever it was at the time) before I noticed a rather foul smell in the box. Turns out some depraved idiot had smeared excrement into both the earpiece and mouth piece. I assume the excrement was human, but I didn't remove any for forensic examination.

    Needless to say I dropped the handset PDQ. The 10p fell into the return slot and I put in my fingers to retrieve it. The slot was stuffed with excrement also but I had already pawed it :mad:. Even after almost 20 years I can still recall my disgust.

    I believe this "prank" was common for a while around Dublin.

    O how i laughed so hard doing them pranks:P


  • #65
    funloving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    That is definately vomit-worthy.. imagine all them little bugs growing in your belly! :eek:

    thank God I didn't bite the croissant..dunno why I opened it before eating it...
    please..you're making me sick now at the thought of it....:(


  • #66
    podge3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭podge3


    Vain wrote: »
    O how i laughed so hard doing them pranks:P
    I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

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  • #67
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Most disgusting thing that ever happened to me, probably the first time i brought my OH back to my place and we were sitting on the couch and the dog was on the couch also and he cocked his leg and pissed all over me (the dog). My whole upper body was covered in dog piss.

    The dog was marking his territory apparently, either that or the OH paid him in steaks to do it cos obviously i jumped up and whipped my dress off.


  • #68
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    The dog was marking his territory apparently, either that or the OH paid him in steaks to do it cos obviously i jumped up and whipped my dress off.

    *must buy dog*


  • #69
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    trout wrote: »
    *must buy dog*


    It was my own dog :(

    So you must meet girls with psycho jealous possessive doggies :P


  • #70
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    good doggy, attaboy

    *tosses bonio*


  • #71
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I once ordered a salad and there was a load of dead snails in it. I was in france.


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  • #72
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Somebody pissed on me once. True story. I tried to block it out but this thread just brought it all back. Thanks for that.


  • #73
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,027 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    google for "Coogee Bay Hotel Ice Cream Incident".


  • #74
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    google for "Coogee Bay Hotel Ice Cream".
    Have you been back since?

    :D


  • #75
    Tyler MacDurden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    Acacia wrote: »
    Somebody pissed on me once. True story. I tried to block it out but this thread just brought it all back. Thanks for that.


    Likewise, though I'm not near as traumatised about it as your good self. Was chatting to a gentleman of my acquaintance when I felt a splashing on my foot. For reasons still unknown, his mate was pissing on my leg. I purged the horror by delivering a sound thrashing to him. He's dead now.

    To any passing constables, these last two facts are entirely unrelated.


  • #76
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Tyler MacDurden wrote: »
    Likewise, though I'm not near as traumatised about it as your good self. Was chatting to a gentleman of my acquaintance when I felt a splashing on my foot. For reasons still unknown, his mate was pissing on my leg. I purged the horror by delivering a sound thrashing to him. He's dead now.

    To any passing constables, these last two facts are entirely unrelated.


    Well, I was about six when it happened. Adults pissing on each other is a bit weird. Unless you were stung by a jellyfish, of course.

    Also, I like how you talk like a nineteenth-century dandy.


  • #77
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,299 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    happypartygirl wrote: »
    Every day I buy a smoothie from the SoBo Coffee shop in the Pearse Street train station.

    I got one this morning as usual. I was about 4/5'ths of the way through the smoothie when I got this hair comming out of my mouth. It was about 4 inches long and black...and there were THREE more LONG BLACK HAIRS all around the smoothie cup

    Welcome to boards.ie. Stories about things you got for free go to bargain alerts. :pac:


  • #78
    Tyler MacDurden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    Acacia wrote: »
    Well, I was about six when it happened. Adults pissing on each other is a bit weird. Unless you were stung by a jellyfish, of course.

    Also, I like how you talk like a nineteenth-century dandy.

    Well, having piqued our morbid interest, you had better tell the whole story then. :D

    And I don't know where the dandy-ish locution came from, the onset of madness most likely. Though if does it for you, feel free to imagine me composing this on a brass typographer machine, puffing on my ivory pipe and sipping a brandy, handed to me this instant by my blackamoor manservant. :p


  • #79
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Tyler MacDurden wrote: »
    Well, having piqued our morbid interest, you had better tell the whole story then. :D

    And I don't know where the dandy-ish locution came from, the onset of madness most likely. Though if does it for you, feel free to imagine me composing this on a brass typographer machine, puffing on my ivory pipe and sipping a brandy, handed to me this instant by my blackamoor manservant. :p

    And a pocketwatch. All dandies have pocketwatches. :pac:

    Well, I remember sliding down my slide in my garden and my cousin was waiting for me at the bottom...and well, I didn't move out of the way in time...it may have been my brother, actually. In either case, it was a horrible experience.


  • #80
    Tyler MacDurden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    Acacia wrote: »
    And a pocketwatch. All dandies have pocketwatches. :pac:

    Well, I remember sliding down my slide in my garden and my cousin was waiting for me at the bottom...and well, I didn't move out of the way in time...it may have been my brother, actually. In either case, it was a horrible experience.

    I see. Ahem. *Nervously checks pocketwatch.* In a happy coincidence, Freud and Jung were also gentlemen of the 19th century. :p


  • #81
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Tyler MacDurden wrote: »
    I see. Ahem. *Nervously checks pocketwatch.* In a happy coincidence, Freud and Jung were also gentlemen of the 19th century. :p

    Hmmm. I assure you my childhood was perfectly normal aside from random peeing incidents, good sir. :pac:


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  • #82
    naasface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 210 ✭✭naasface


    This summer at a certain music festival I was in the crowd, hands in the air, as you do singing away. Happy as larry no probs..


    Feel this kind of wooden,hard thing poking lightly against my bum from behind..
    Brush it off thinking, "Ah it's a big crowd probably somebody's umbrella or torch or something"

    The jabbing starts to get more intense. Think "Okaaay.. bit vigorous for a hand-held brolly.."


    So I turn around some guy (man) is looking above me towards the stage.
    Glance at his jocks.. "Oh no.." Dirty fecker had his stiff mickey ramming me from behind when there I was oblivious singing along to the band.
    Gave the dirtbag a firm "ew F-off" and pushed him back into the crowd.
    He was about 40 I was a 16 at the time (im a girl btw..)

    :O :O :O


  • #83
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,159 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    naasface wrote: »
    This summer at a certain music festival I was in the crowd, hands in the air, as you do singing away. Happy as larry no probs..


    Feel this kind of wooden,hard thing poking lightly against my bum from behind..
    Brush it off thinking, "Ah it's a big crowd probably somebody's umbrella or torch or something"

    The jabbing starts to get more intense. Think "Okaaay.. bit vigorous for a hand-held brolly.."


    So I turn around some guy (man) is looking above me towards the stage.
    Glance at his jocks.. "Oh no.." Dirty fecker had his stiff mickey ramming me from behind when there I was oblivious singing along to the band.
    Gave the dirtbag a firm "ew F-off" and pushed him back into the crowd.
    He was about 40 I was a 16 at the time (im a girl btw..)

    :O :O :O

    Lol you were oblivious to a 'stiff mickey ramming' you from behind?! How long did he get out of you before you copped it?!


  • #84
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    On lunch,one day last summer,got a roll out of Centra,half way through I happen to see a dead fly in the ketchup,nearly threw up there and then. Rank.

    And i'm just after remembering one time when I was cycling my bike,fell off it and my face went into the curb,cue two chipped front teeth+lots of blood n swellin'


  • #85
    Tyler MacDurden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    naasface wrote: »
    This summer at a certain music festival I was in the crowd, hands in the air, as you do singing away. Happy as larry no probs..


    Feel this kind of wooden,hard thing poking lightly against my bum from behind..
    Brush it off thinking, "Ah it's a big crowd probably somebody's umbrella or torch or something"

    The jabbing starts to get more intense. Think "Okaaay.. bit vigorous for a hand-held brolly.."


    So I turn around some guy (man) is looking above me towards the stage.
    Glance at his jocks.. "Oh no.." Dirty fecker had his stiff mickey ramming me from behind when there I was oblivious singing along to the band.
    Gave the dirtbag a firm "ew F-off" and pushed him back into the crowd.
    He was about 40 I was a 16 at the time (im a girl btw..)

    :O :O :O

    And by a 'certain music festival' you really meant 'wife-swapping sodomite festival', right? :D


  • #86
    naasface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 210 ✭✭naasface


    Only about oh, 30 seconds-ish? i mean there was no penetration....Haha ew.
    Just his boner having a poke...oh my god ew ew ew ew ewwwwww!!!
    In a big crowd, people gettting pushed and shoved. Really tightly packed space (no inuendos please)


  • #87
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,159 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    naasface wrote: »
    Only about oh, 30 seconds-ish? i mean there was no penetration....Haha ew.
    Just his boner having a poke...oh my god ew ew ew ew ewwwwww!!!
    In a big crowd, people gettting pushed and shoved. Really tightly packed space (no inuendos please)

    Awwwwww :(

    At least he tried I suppose. If you're not in you can't win.


  • #88
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    naasface wrote: »
    Only about oh, 30 seconds-ish? i mean there was no penetration....Haha ew.
    Just his boner having a poke...oh my god ew ew ew ew ewwwwww!!!
    In a big crowd, people gettting pushed and shoved. Really tightly packed space (no inuendos please)

    I was going to say 'what a prick' , then 'what an asshole'. Hmm, there's no way I can give out about him without it coming across like an inuendo. :(

    He sounds like a weirdo, though.


  • #89
    The Saint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    OP you should have gone for the 2 girls 1 cup flavour. I got it once. Was a bit nutty but tasted fine. It was a very thick and hard to suck through a straw though. Pain in the ass.


  • #90
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    The Saint wrote: »
    OP you should have gone for the 2 girls 1 cup flavour. I got it once. Was a bit nutty but tasted fine. It was a very thick and hard to suck through a straw though. Pain in the ass.

    Yeah I had that also,did you notice creepy romantic piano music in the background whilst having that too? :D


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  • #91
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    Most disgusting thing that ever happened to me, probably the first time i brought my OH back to my place and we were sitting on the couch and the dog was on the couch also and he cocked his leg and pissed all over me (the dog). My whole upper body was covered in dog piss.

    The dog was marking his territory apparently, either that or the OH paid him in steaks to do it cos obviously i jumped up and whipped my dress off.

    Pics or gtfo!


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