Cockblocking

SoWatchaWant · 07-01-2009 11:47PM #1

Modern life, it seems, has many ways of throwing a spanner in the works when a dude just wants to engage in a simple act of physical love with a lady...

For me, most recently, the "spanner" was simply the fact that I live at home with my mam. She usually works nights, but not tonight. And the could-have-been-lucky lady is flying back home tomorrow morning, so no joy for me tonight:eek:

So please, share your stories of being cockblocked by parents, ignorant friends, or circumstances:)

Shmuck · 07-01-2009 11:50PM

I feel your pain buddy. Christmas at home was hell, I had to go nearly 2 weeks without ****, thats the worst thing about xmas for me.

lee_arama · 07-01-2009 11:51PM

Getting married. The ultimate in cockblocking.

brianthebard · 07-01-2009 11:52PM

Should've just paid for a b&b or something if you wanted to sex her up that badly.

Or have a go on yore ma, since she's there and all.

sitout · 07-01-2009 11:52PM

cockblocking lol

Cool_CM · 07-01-2009 11:52PM

Curse you Chris Hansen!:mad:

MagicMarker · 07-01-2009 11:53PM

Could you not have bit the pillow?

I've had sex amongst a full house many a time.

mp3guy · 07-01-2009 11:55PM

Sometimes it's the funniest thing ever you can do to someone. Other times you're on the receiving end and you want to punch the person.

SoWatchaWant · 07-01-2009 11:57PM

brianthebard wrote: »

Should've just paid for a b&b or something if you wanted to sex her up that badly.

Good man Brian, another example. Lack of money can also be a major cockblocker:)

MagicMarker · 07-01-2009 11:57PM

mp3guy wrote: »

Sometimes it's the funniest thing ever you can do to someone. Other times you're on the receiving end and you want to punch the person.

That's some kinky sex.

CreepingDeath · 07-01-2009 11:57PM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

For me, most recently, the "spanner" was simply the fact that I live at home with my mam.

So please, share your stories of being cockblocked by parents, ignorant friends, or circumstances:)

You were cock-blocked by your mother ?
Were you ever muff-blocked by your father ?

jaffa20 · 07-01-2009 11:57PM

Looky here cockblocker

IvySlayer · 07-01-2009 11:59PM

I can't have sex knowing other people are in the house.

Just can't do it! No matter how much she wants it!

Not that I get much..

Scientists have come up with food that lowers a womans sex drive. Wedding cake.

SoupyNorman · 08-01-2009 12:00AM

A Duvet.

SoWatchaWant · 08-01-2009 12:02AM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Were you ever muff-blocked by your father ?

You can't get muff-blocked without a muff, can you?

Mr. Incognito · 08-01-2009 12:03AM

Fat ugly girls friends.

Blocking cocks from time immortal.

"If I'm not getting any, you're not either you little ****"

IsMiseConor · 08-01-2009 12:03AM

Under the age limit + live at home with mam and dad...:mad:

Sharpshooter · 08-01-2009 12:04AM

IvySlayer wrote: »

I can't have sex knowing other people are in the house.

Just can't do it! No matter how much she wants it!

Not that I get much..

Scientists have come up with food that lowers a womans sex drive. Wedding cake.

You can also get the Viagra flavoured one.;)
Something to do with the , nuts, I believe.

SoWatchaWant · 08-01-2009 12:05AM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Fat ugly girls friends.

Blocking cocks from time immortal.

"If I'm not getting any, you're not either you little ****"

Spot on:) We can all relate to that.

SoupyNorman · 08-01-2009 12:05AM

IsMiseConor wrote: »

Under the age limit + live at home with mam and dad...:mad:

Marching Orders

Terry · 08-01-2009 12:06AM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Fat ugly girls friends.

Blocking cocks from time immortal.

"If I'm not getting any, you're not either you little ****"

So many, many times.

Simi · 08-01-2009 12:08AM

Cool_CM wrote: »

Curse you Chris Hansen!:mad:

Lol

HalloweenJack · 08-01-2009 12:13AM

Twice that I remember. Both times I went back to the girl's place and a friend butted in.

In one incident, I had hooked up with a friend of a friend at a club, let's call them A & B. Unfortunately, B had feelings for me and she flipped out, despite having a bf. Anyway, me and A went up to A's place and by the time we got there B was there tearing up the place, going mad. I didn't dare go inside and left the two of them to settle their differences.

Second time, I hooked up with this one at a club in town, again there's A & B. We went back to A's place and while we're fooling around and getting in the mood, B texts A saying B's split with her bf and B needs someone to talk to. I was thinking me and A could get the job done while B's on her way over but as soon as A texts B back to say she can come over, the doorbell rings and it's B balling her eyes out. So I made an excuse and left.

My ma's never cockblocked but then I only bring girlfriends home.

consultech · 08-01-2009 12:13AM

Cool_CM wrote: »

Curse you Chris Hansen!:mad:

Lolz - I get jokes!

beertons · 08-01-2009 12:14AM

IvySlayer wrote: »

Scientists have come up with food that lowers a womans sex drive. Wedding cake.

Lol

Abi · 08-01-2009 12:28AM

lee_arama wrote: »

Getting married. The ultimate in cockblocking.

/puts arm around shoulder

Lee, Lee, Lee... divorce the bitch, boil her bunny, shag her best friend. Just dont take it out on teh internet...

Is her name Sibh.. nah forget it.

OP, ppls have killed their parents for less. Own pad ftw. ;-)

Firetrap · 08-01-2009 12:34AM

Could you not have taken the lucky lady for a walk and engaged in some al fresco sex in the forest or something. It'd have warmed ye up

consultech · 08-01-2009 12:36AM

God's a cockblocker!

I swear when I was tryin to lose the big "V" I was convinced the world was out to block my cock perpetually. The most ridiculous of situations arose to stop me for about a year!

The one I remember most involved me rolling a condom on, a loud crash outside, and us looking out the window at some delivery driver surveying the damage he had just inflicted on her dad's BMW in the driveway, then trying to drive off!!! Guards called etc etc, mood dead, parents home soon after! Off home fo a cold shower!

Sharpshooter · 08-01-2009 12:47AM

consultech wrote: »

Guards called etc etc, mood dead, parents home soon after! Off home fo a cold shower!

Poor mood.
Kinda like a bit deflated.
Never had anything like that , happen to me.
I was always a good girl , till AHs corrupted me.:(

No input yet , but you will be the first to know.
/ after.

tony1kenobi · 08-01-2009 12:47AM

Kneetremblers.

JohnnyChimpo · 08-01-2009 12:49AM

OP could have checked out the Bargain Alerts thread on €20 hotel rooms in ballsbridge. way to cockblock yourself numbnuts!

only messing son *pat pat*

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