Cockblocking

SoWatchaWant

Modern life, it seems, has many ways of throwing a spanner in the works when a dude just wants to engage in a simple act of physical love with a lady...

For me, most recently, the "spanner" was simply the fact that I live at home with my mam. She usually works nights, but not tonight. And the could-have-been-lucky lady is flying back home tomorrow morning, so no joy for me tonight:eek:

So please, share your stories of being cockblocked by parents, ignorant friends, or circumstances:)

Shmuck

I feel your pain buddy. Christmas at home was hell, I had to go nearly 2 weeks without ****, thats the worst thing about xmas for me.

lee_arama

Getting married. The ultimate in cockblocking.

sitout

cockblocking lol

brianthebard

Should've just paid for a b&b or something if you wanted to sex her up that badly.

Or have a go on yore ma, since she's there and all.

Cool_CM

Curse you Chris Hansen!:mad:

MagicMarker

Could you not have bit the pillow?

I've had sex amongst a full house many a time.

mp3guy

Sometimes it's the funniest thing ever you can do to someone. Other times you're on the receiving end and you want to punch the person.

SoWatchaWant

brianthebard wrote: »

Should've just paid for a b&b or something if you wanted to sex her up that badly.

Good man Brian, another example. Lack of money can also be a major cockblocker:)

MagicMarker

mp3guy wrote: »

Sometimes it's the funniest thing ever you can do to someone. Other times you're on the receiving end and you want to punch the person.

That's some kinky sex.

CreepingDeath

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

For me, most recently, the "spanner" was simply the fact that I live at home with my mam.

So please, share your stories of being cockblocked by parents, ignorant friends, or circumstances:)

You were cock-blocked by your mother ?
Were you ever muff-blocked by your father ?

jaffa20

Looky here cockblocker

IvySlayer

I can't have sex knowing other people are in the house.

Just can't do it! No matter how much she wants it!

Not that I get much..

Scientists have come up with food that lowers a womans sex drive. Wedding cake.

SoupyNorman

A Duvet.

SoWatchaWant

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Were you ever muff-blocked by your father ?

You can't get muff-blocked without a muff, can you?

Mr. Incognito

Fat ugly girls friends.

Blocking cocks from time immortal.

"If I'm not getting any, you're not either you little ****"

IsMiseConor

Under the age limit + live at home with mam and dad...:mad:

Sharpshooter

IvySlayer wrote: »

I can't have sex knowing other people are in the house.

Just can't do it! No matter how much she wants it!

Not that I get much..

Scientists have come up with food that lowers a womans sex drive. Wedding cake.

You can also get the Viagra flavoured one.;)
Something to do with the , nuts, I believe.

SoWatchaWant

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Fat ugly girls friends.

Blocking cocks from time immortal.

"If I'm not getting any, you're not either you little ****"

Spot on:) We can all relate to that.

SoupyNorman

IsMiseConor wrote: »

Under the age limit + live at home with mam and dad...:mad:

Marching Orders

Terry

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Fat ugly girls friends.

Blocking cocks from time immortal.

"If I'm not getting any, you're not either you little ****"

So many, many times.

Simi

Cool_CM wrote: »

Curse you Chris Hansen!:mad:

Lol

HalloweenJack

Twice that I remember. Both times I went back to the girl's place and a friend butted in.

In one incident, I had hooked up with a friend of a friend at a club, let's call them A & B. Unfortunately, B had feelings for me and she flipped out, despite having a bf. Anyway, me and A went up to A's place and by the time we got there B was there tearing up the place, going mad. I didn't dare go inside and left the two of them to settle their differences.

Second time, I hooked up with this one at a club in town, again there's A & B. We went back to A's place and while we're fooling around and getting in the mood, B texts A saying B's split with her bf and B needs someone to talk to. I was thinking me and A could get the job done while B's on her way over but as soon as A texts B back to say she can come over, the doorbell rings and it's B balling her eyes out. So I made an excuse and left.

My ma's never cockblocked but then I only bring girlfriends home.

consultech

Cool_CM wrote: »

Curse you Chris Hansen!:mad:

Lolz - I get jokes!

beertons

IvySlayer wrote: »

Scientists have come up with food that lowers a womans sex drive. Wedding cake.

Lol

Abi

lee_arama wrote: »

Getting married. The ultimate in cockblocking.

/puts arm around shoulder

Lee, Lee, Lee... divorce the bitch, boil her bunny, shag her best friend. Just dont take it out on teh internet...

Is her name Sibh.. nah forget it.

OP, ppls have killed their parents for less. Own pad ftw. ;-)

Firetrap

Could you not have taken the lucky lady for a walk and engaged in some al fresco sex in the forest or something. It'd have warmed ye up

consultech

God's a cockblocker!

I swear when I was tryin to lose the big "V" I was convinced the world was out to block my cock perpetually. The most ridiculous of situations arose to stop me for about a year!

The one I remember most involved me rolling a condom on, a loud crash outside, and us looking out the window at some delivery driver surveying the damage he had just inflicted on her dad's BMW in the driveway, then trying to drive off!!! Guards called etc etc, mood dead, parents home soon after! Off home fo a cold shower!

Sharpshooter

consultech wrote: »

Guards called etc etc, mood dead, parents home soon after! Off home fo a cold shower!

Poor mood.
Kinda like a bit deflated.
Never had anything like that , happen to me.
I was always a good girl , till AHs corrupted me.:(

No input yet , but you will be the first to know.
/ after.

tony1kenobi

Kneetremblers.

JohnnyChimpo

OP could have checked out the Bargain Alerts thread on €20 hotel rooms in ballsbridge. way to cockblock yourself numbnuts!

only messing son *pat pat*

Wurly

Shmuck wrote: »

I feel your pain buddy. Christmas at home was hell, I had to go nearly 2 weeks without ****, thats the worst thing about xmas for me.

Do you share a room/bed with your parents?

Does 'home' not have a toilet?

Ways and means, my friend. Ways and means.:o

Sharpshooter

Trí wrote: »

Do you share a room/bed with your parents?

Does 'home' not have a toilet?

Ways and means, my friend. Ways and means.:o

There's a shed load of advice OP , if you get my meaning.
And ,Trí's.

Craft25

Got cockblocked by a swarm of mossies/midges whilst trying to get it on by a lake in middle of nowhere canada.. as soon as the blood started to flow it became unbearable

PS. agreed others in the house is no reason.. i'd say youre oh was pissed.. matress on the floor boy

Sharpshooter

You have a floor boy ?

consultech

JohnnyChimpo wrote: »

OP could have checked out the Bargain Alerts thread on €20 hotel rooms in ballsbridge.

Eh I just booked Bewley's for 50 quid, is there cheaper??? Are u referrin to d4 hotels???

The Saint

Cock block, eh? Is that a thing you did when someone did a special move against you in Streetfighter to defend yourself?

banshee_bones

The Saint wrote: »

Cock block, eh? Is that a thing you did when someone did a special move against you in Streetfighter to defend yourself?

LOL

Local-womanizer

The sober friend:mad:

Bitch.Thinks I am the only one trying to get a leg over when a bit of drink is involved.Nearty aul biddies!