If you could throw a shoe at someone..

arybvtcw0eolkf · 04-01-2009 10:54PM #1

Who would you pick?.

I'd pick Queen Lizzy II of England - right into the kisser.

The other I'd leave on my foot and kick Brian Cowen in the bollix.

Crann na Beatha · 04-01-2009 10:55PM

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m83 · 04-01-2009 10:59PM

Bush.. oh wait, bindun..

Kold · 04-01-2009 11:00PM

Russell 'not funny at all' Brand.

Why do you want to throw a shoe at an old lady?

Huggles · 04-01-2009 11:01PM

Bertie, and hopefully break his other leg.

token56 · 04-01-2009 11:01PM

whoever decides what shows they make with the money from our TV licences
I'd do more than throw a shoe at them

Biggins · 04-01-2009 11:02PM

As Bush has been done (and he was my first choice) after that, it has to be that British aging windbag Thatcher.

trout · 04-01-2009 11:02PM

Tubridy ... both shoes. With plenty of shoite on the soles.

beertons · 04-01-2009 11:03PM

Micheal Martin, for bringing in the smoking ban and destroying the hospitality trade. Euope beckons for him when McCreevy comes back.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 04-01-2009 11:04PM

Gene Simmons. Awful, awful man.

Crann na Beatha · 04-01-2009 11:04PM

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Kiera · 04-01-2009 11:04PM

Nicholas Cage. Could just picture it now "put the bunny back in the box" *Doink* 6 inch stiletto right in the forehead.

themadchef · 04-01-2009 11:06PM

A shoe? nope, no shoe big enough to fill this void.... A welly, right up Mary Harney's ringer.

owlwink · 04-01-2009 11:06PM

Nelson Mandela

Toto Wolfcastle · 04-01-2009 11:08PM

Right now, my mother.

But other than her, Tom Cruise.

Preferably while he's jumping on a couch for maximum impact.

Darragh29 · 04-01-2009 11:10PM

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minidazzler · 04-01-2009 11:11PM

Ghandi, or Barrack Obama, just because people would think you shouldn't!!!!

Degsy · 04-01-2009 11:11PM

Gerry Ryan.
I'd fill a steel toed boot with concrete,put it in a pillowcase and let him have it right in his swollen mug.

OPENROAD · 04-01-2009 11:11PM

Brian Lenihan " a patriotic call to action" ... my arse

FlutterinBantam · 04-01-2009 11:13PM

A black Doob ,with my right leg still attached, up to top of the tongue. in Mary Hannafin's hole.

Donald-Duck · 04-01-2009 11:13PM

Domo230 wrote: »

If I could do it without them knowing who threw it then Id go for the homeless guy who keeps pestering me in town.

Everyday does the exact same routine to me word for word every time, " Sorry to disturb you but im homeless"

Eat shoe and die

By any chance is this a guy who walks around all the bus stops in town?

ronnie3585 · 04-01-2009 11:13PM

Any white person with dreadlocks.

Kiera · 04-01-2009 11:14PM

Degsy wrote: »

Gerry Ryan.
I'd fill a steel toed boot with concrete,put it in a pillowcase and let him have it right in his swollen mug.

What about McSavage?

The Bollox · 04-01-2009 11:14PM

YORE MA!

how was I the first? it's the second page!

trout · 04-01-2009 11:15PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

A black Doob ,with my right leg still attached, up to top of the tongue. in Mary Hannafin's hole.

I hope you knock them cute little glasses right offa her smug grinnin' myopic squinty miserable slack-jawed puss.

allthedoyles · 04-01-2009 11:17PM

Tommy Tiernan ..............His sense of humour irritates me

Kold · 04-01-2009 11:17PM

The Bollox wrote: »

YORE MA!

how was I the first? it's the second page!

Presumably, everyone else has copped the f*ck on.

Nodin · 04-01-2009 11:20PM

Biggins wrote: »

As Bush has been done (and he was my first choice) after that, it has to be that British aging windbag Thatcher.

No point, she's already gone in the head. Besides Maggie was what she claimed to be. Theres a more treacherous git abroad....Blair. Right in that slimey, dirty grinnin gob. So hard he'd be maimed.

Of course the comic thing is, he'd probably wonder what he'd done.....

Nodin · 04-01-2009 11:21PM

Kold wrote: »

Presumably, everyone else has copped the f*ck on.

Theres optimism.

Earthhorse · 04-01-2009 11:24PM

Probably the guy who sold me the stupid shoes that didn't fit in the first place*, stupid underqualified shoe sales guy!

*Why else would I have shoes in my hand?

Ardent · 04-01-2009 11:42PM

Brendan O'Connor

If you could throw a shoe at someone..

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