If you could throw a shoe at someone..

arybvtcw0eolkf

Who would you pick?.


I'd pick Queen Lizzy II of England - right into the kisser.

The other I'd leave on my foot and kick Brian Cowen in the bollix.

Crann na Beatha

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m83

Bush.. oh wait, bindun..

Kold

Russell 'not funny at all' Brand.


Why do you want to throw a shoe at an old lady?

Huggles

Bertie, and hopefully break his other leg.

token56

whoever decides what shows they make with the money from our TV licences
I'd do more than throw a shoe at them

Biggins

As Bush has been done (and he was my first choice) after that, it has to be that British aging windbag Thatcher.

trout

Tubridy ... both shoes. With plenty of shoite on the soles.

beertons

Micheal Martin, for bringing in the smoking ban and destroying the hospitality trade. Euope beckons for him when McCreevy comes back.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Gene Simmons. Awful, awful man.

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Kiera

Nicholas Cage. Could just picture it now "put the bunny back in the box" *Doink* 6 inch stiletto right in the forehead.

themadchef

A shoe? nope, no shoe big enough to fill this void.... A welly, right up Mary Harney's ringer.

owlwink

Nelson Mandela

Toto Wolfcastle

Right now, my mother.

But other than her, Tom Cruise.

Preferably while he's jumping on a couch for maximum impact.

Darragh29

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minidazzler

Ghandi, or Barrack Obama, just because people would think you shouldn't!!!!

Degsy

Gerry Ryan.
I'd fill a steel toed boot with concrete,put it in a pillowcase and let him have it right in his swollen mug.

OPENROAD

Brian Lenihan " a patriotic call to action" ... my arse

FlutterinBantam

A black Doob ,with my right leg still attached, up to top of the tongue. in Mary Hannafin's hole.

Donald-Duck

Domo230 wrote: »

If I could do it without them knowing who threw it then Id go for the homeless guy who keeps pestering me in town.

Everyday does the exact same routine to me word for word every time, " Sorry to disturb you but im homeless"

Eat shoe and die

By any chance is this a guy who walks around all the bus stops in town?

ronnie3585

Any white person with dreadlocks.

Kiera

Degsy wrote: »

Gerry Ryan.
I'd fill a steel toed boot with concrete,put it in a pillowcase and let him have it right in his swollen mug.

What about McSavage?

The Bollox

YORE MA!

how was I the first? it's the second page!

trout

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

A black Doob ,with my right leg still attached, up to top of the tongue. in Mary Hannafin's hole.

I hope you knock them cute little glasses right offa her smug grinnin' myopic squinty miserable slack-jawed puss.

allthedoyles

Tommy Tiernan ..............His sense of humour irritates me

Kold

The Bollox wrote: »

YORE MA!

how was I the first? it's the second page!

Presumably, everyone else has copped the f*ck on.

Nodin

Biggins wrote: »

As Bush has been done (and he was my first choice) after that, it has to be that British aging windbag Thatcher.

No point, she's already gone in the head. Besides Maggie was what she claimed to be. Theres a more treacherous git abroad....Blair. Right in that slimey, dirty grinnin gob. So hard he'd be maimed.

Of course the comic thing is, he'd probably wonder what he'd done.....

Nodin

Kold wrote: »

Presumably, everyone else has copped the f*ck on.

Theres optimism.

Earthhorse

Probably the guy who sold me the stupid shoes that didn't fit in the first place*, stupid underqualified shoe sales guy!

*Why else would I have shoes in my hand?

Ardent

Brendan O'Connor

ChewChew

Ronan c*ntface keating. right on the nose. to unblock it. so he could realise how SH!TE he really does sound

GirlInterrupted

I don't really want to throw a shoe at him, mainly because I like my shoes, but Tom Cruise, whom I know has been mentioned before.

Because he's and irritating, alien-believing, grinning idiot. And I've never thought he was a good actor.

tolosenc

Barrack Obama. Or Joe Biden. Actually, Biden first and then for it to ricochet onto Obama.

Ruu_Old

Brendan O'Carroll, unfunny little maggot! Take this, whapah! Love these threads, plenty of anger. *deep breath*

byhookorbycrook

most of my targets already listed but also :

Richie Kavanagh
Eddie Hobbs
Dan "de man" Shanahan
Pat Spillane
Marty morrisey

northern lights

I'll second Tommy Teirnan (just don't get him at all)
and Eddie Hobbs (his voice makes my fillings hurt)

But top of my list would be Gordon Brown, dear god and he's a fellow scot. Oh the shame of it

He has the most irritating facial expressions EVER. A shoe aimed correctly could only be an improvement

banshee_bones

Pat Shortt
Russell Brand

KnifeWRENCH

Nicky Wire.
Preferably while he was standing at the edge of a cliff.

eamon234

June Rodgers - God she's annoying.

likely_lass

danni minogue and id aim for her face, hopefully it would fall apart

giggsy664

That fuppin bastàrd sarkozy. We said NO ffs

Hammiepeters

Tom Hanks