Smug irish celebs

newmills · 30-12-2008 01:44PM #1

Craig doyle must be the smuggest irish male ever - big head on him when he's knocking around doing the top irish millionaires - nearly stuck up some of their ar5es. Ronan keating has to get an honourable mention as well.

Female number one has to be Lorraine keane - yer one of expose. You'd swear her sh1t doesn't smell. Recently interviewed about her christmas plans she says she goes to the house in france with the kids and hubby. They go to midnight mass and it's amazing cause they say the mass in french!! No Sh1t Sherlock - mass in france and they say it in french - what next!! Her 4 year old translates it for her as her french is amazing - yeah sure it is!!

Anyone care to rival these smug Irish "celebs"!!

walshb · 30-12-2008 01:46PM

C'mon, it has to be Bono, has to be!

Berty · 30-12-2008 01:47PM

newmills wrote: »

Craig doyle must be the smuggest irish male ever - big head on him when he's knocking around doing the top irish millionaires - nearly stuck up some of their ar5es.

Did you see when he dragged his old man on to his show the other night. He said something about having a tight as* and his dad kept looking at this ass until the section ended on the show.

newmills · 30-12-2008 01:55PM

I seriously detest him - doing the rugby on bbc when it's clear he knows feck all about it. Also doing the tv ads for irish rail - he would sh1t a brick if he had to use the train and sit beside us mere mortals!!

FlutterinBantam · 30-12-2008 02:02PM

Most of these dumbos are liggers in the finest sense of the word.

Try to blag their way into everything and want to pay for nothing.

Smuggest has to be Chubby Chops Ryan G who loves travelling /dining/ enjoying himself at others expense.

watch for the 'career walk/trip/adventure leaders too.

pay all their expense and they will do the San Diego/Los Angeles walk and try to hook in other poor cnunts who have to pay their own way..... :mad:

Biggins · 30-12-2008 02:04PM

Terry Wogan - if he is indeed still Irish! (I hope not - he insults us every opportunity he gets)
He's an insulting patronising gobschite!

newmills · 30-12-2008 02:12PM

Jesus how did I forget gay byrne. Remember on the late late when he used to call someone to tell them they'd won a renault laguna and he'd ask "do you have a car" or "what are you driving". Once just once I wanted someone to say "actually gay i bought a new merc/bmw/audi last week but the laguna will do the young lad for staging round the fields"!!

pablomakaveli · 30-12-2008 02:17PM

These people are big fish in a small pond. (And i use the phrase big fish loosely) Their nobodies in the grand scheme of things. And that is pretty satisfying when you think about it.:)

Plug · 30-12-2008 02:26PM

I know she's not Irish but Christ almighty I fcuking detest Kerry Katona!

Ya fat b!tch, thats why mums go to rehab!!!!

HalloweenJack · 30-12-2008 02:32PM

Bono, Geldof, Gerry Ryan, Kenny.

limericklady87 · 30-12-2008 02:36PM

Wesley Quirke and im using the term celeb extremely loosely here. He just does my head in. "on a career break" ir never worked a day in his life, sponged off daddy and landed on his feet with a gorgeous gf. I dont particularly like her but at least she does a bit for charity and the like but he's a waste of ****** and ink in the sindo if you ask me.

Blush_01 · 30-12-2008 02:38PM

Why validate them by making them a focal point of conversation if they don't impact on your life?

LolaDub · 30-12-2008 02:40PM

glenda gilson, smug and overated

limericklady87 · 30-12-2008 02:47PM

Blush_01 wrote: »

Why validate them by making them a focal point of conversation if they don't impact on your life?

cos i find him to be a smug irish "celeb"

nlgbbbblth · 30-12-2008 02:59PM

Blush_01 wrote: »

Why validate them by making them a focal point of conversation if they don't impact on your life?

Smug boards.ie poster

The Mighty Ken · 30-12-2008 03:01PM

Blush_01 wrote: »

Why validate them by making them a focal point of conversation if they don't impact on your life?

Jealousy? Insecurity? Self-doubt? Self-hatred? Take your pick...

Turd Ferguson · 30-12-2008 03:02PM

Hector Ó hEochagáin

RugbyFanatic · 30-12-2008 03:02PM

LolaDub wrote: »

glenda gilson, smug and overated

Shes actually a very nice, down to earth person

Have you met her or are you going on what you read in the papers?

Pace2008 · 30-12-2008 03:19PM

I don't know any of these people personally and I'm not going to listen to the bull**** our papers come out with.

But Lisa Murphy (Michael Flatley's ex) and Rachel Allen have the most affected, fake accents I've ever heard in my life, and I hate them just for that.

Blush_01 · 30-12-2008 03:26PM

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

Smug boards.ie poster

Far from it. But surely if you find someone you never interact with smug, then they make no impact on your life and you make none on theirs. Why dwell on it? Sounds like a waste of energy.

pablomakaveli · 30-12-2008 03:31PM

Blush_01 wrote: »

Far from it. But surely if you find someone you never interact with smug, then they make no impact on your life and you make none on theirs. Why dwell on it? Sounds like a waste of energy.

This is After Hours. Topics like this are the lifeblood of this forum.

nlgbbbblth · 30-12-2008 03:38PM

Blush_01 wrote: »

Far from it. But surely if you find someone you never interact with smug, then they make no impact on your life and you make none on theirs. Why dwell on it? Sounds like a waste of energy.

Not really.

The original poster is entitled to create a thread venting about smug Irish celebrities. There are many such people and they deserve criticism.

This comment

Blush_01 wrote: »

Why validate them by making them a focal point of conversation if they don't impact on your life?

adds nothing to the discussion and creates the impression that you consider yourself superior to those individuals who do get worked up about smug celebrities. One can also interpret your comment as being an attempt to deflect such negative posts because you may be friendly with some of aforementioned gobshi*es.

Davidius · 30-12-2008 03:57PM

I've never heard of most of these people until just now.

And stop using the word "celeb".

ElCrapula · 30-12-2008 03:58PM

Davidius wrote: »

I've never heard of most of these people until just now.

And stop using the word "celeb".

OK,I will

ThunderCat · 30-12-2008 04:00PM

Jaysus lads, when you think about it, theres loads of them!!
My nominations would go to Amanda Brunker. Half the Sunday World is taken up with pictures of her and her kids, the other half is taken up with Paul Williams and his pictures of gangsters coming out of the shop after buying a pint of milk or the likes. In her defence tho, she does have a cracking pair of tits.
My other nominees would be for Glenda Gilson who isnt half as good looking as she thinks she is, Craig Doyle for reasons already stated and that northy pr!ck off the panel thats dressed up as a polar bear in the Harp lager adverts.
The lifetime achievement award has to go to Wogan tho. At this stage he may as well be walking around in that union jack dress ginger spice used to wear.

Blush_01 · 30-12-2008 04:02PM

Could my "comment" not have been a genuine question?
The title of the thread is Smug irish celebs. I am equally as entitled to wonder why someone would bother letting said "smug celebrities" annoy them as the OP is to post their rant.

Am I to take it that if I can't understand the motivation behind something I should keep schtum rather than wondering why? I'm actually genuinely interested in why people get worked up about people they don't know.

As far as I can see, there was nothing wrong with asking a question regarding the original subject matter. It was in no way off topic, and if the only way to contribute to a thread in your opinion is to agree with everything that has been said up to that point that strikes me as more than a bit silly.

call d · 30-12-2008 04:06PM

what about that little fat midget stephen gately with his new face lift, his face is all streched back behind his ears, and the whole disney thing, grow up you over rated karoke has been.

Hub · 30-12-2008 04:10PM

newmills wrote: »

Female number one has to be Lorraine keane - yer one of expose. You'd swear her sh1t doesn't smell. Recently interviewed about her christmas plans she says she goes to the house in france with the kids and hubby. They go to midnight mass and it's amazing cause they say the mass in french!! No Sh1t Sherlock - mass in france and they say it in french - what next!! Her 4 year old translates it for her as her french is amazing - yeah sure it is!!

Aaahahaha

I remember reading that over Christmas.

Mass in Frech LOL

WTF does she expect?

Biggins · 30-12-2008 04:12PM

ThunderCat wrote: »

...The lifetime achievement award has to go to Wogan tho. At this stage he may as well be walking around in that union jack dress ginger spice used to wear.

Thank gawd, they took the Eurovision off him for next year.
I know its a crap show but with Graham Norton doing it now, it might actually be entertaining to hear his commentary - he WILL be actually funny, not droll and and not be insulting (his own) consistently every year.

Good riddance to Wogan.

pebbles21 · 30-12-2008 04:14PM

Dave mc savage (well celeb moocher anyhow)

call d · 30-12-2008 04:20PM

Then there's Mary Harney with her €500 hair doo, you see her on the news sitting behind Brian(fred flintstone) Cowen barely able to see out of her fat squinted eyes wallowing in her smugness after spending €60000 flying around Ireland opening off licences for some smug mate, why can't she walk around Ireland it's not as if she dosn't need the exerise.

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