How to occupy oneself over Christmas

MIN2511 · 24-12-2008 10:21PM #1

Hello everyone,

Not a big fan of Christmas, trying to occupy myself over the next two days.
TV sucks! So many Christmas movies, Sky sports has the same news:rolleyes:.

So in typical AH style, what can i do to keep myself busy for 48hrs?

LEIN · 24-12-2008 10:24PM

Download as much porn as possible?

SpookyDoll · 24-12-2008 10:24PM

Maintain a constant level of pi$$edness, just drunk enough that you dont have to "help" but sober enough to retain control of the remote!!!

Its a delicate balance!!!

MIN2511 · 24-12-2008 10:25PM

Started drinking at 4, on my 3rd can....

Burnt rice already

thefinalstage · 24-12-2008 10:25PM

I think you should go on a killing spree. Who would suspect that?

shenanigans1982 · 24-12-2008 10:27PM

Kidnap a child and let events unfold however they might.

LEIN · 24-12-2008 10:29PM

Judging by your location you are having some issues like court barring orders, so you cant visit anyone?

anonymous_joe · 24-12-2008 10:30PM

Do what my ex does, get blind drunk and pretend it's not happening.

Naikon · 24-12-2008 10:30PM

Download a copy of Gentoo Linux.
Fun for all the family, plus you will learn a bit about Linux:pac:
Failing that, Wa$kathon.

Sharpshooter · 24-12-2008 10:31PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

Started drinking at 4, on my 3rd can....

Burnt rice already

You started drinking four and a half hours ago , and you are only on your third can?

And you burnt the rice.:D

TestTransmission · 24-12-2008 10:31PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

Started drinking at 4, on my 3rd can....

Burnt rice already

3rd can since 4?ur a maniac....:D

Dord · 24-12-2008 10:32PM

Go asleep for 2 days?

MIN2511 · 24-12-2008 10:35PM

sharpshooterH wrote: »

You started drinking four and a half hours ago , and you are only on your third can?

And you burnt the rice.:D

Yeah, savouring the booze... i was gonna bake but that was ruined...

Oh, plus i have Armenian cognac and i have had 1 shot... hmmmm

Sharpshooter · 24-12-2008 10:35PM

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Kidnap a child and let events unfold however they might.

/ wait , you're not Snyper.

AlmightyCushion · 24-12-2008 10:36PM

The elderly are always overlooked at this time of year. So visit a few of your elderly neighbours and beat the shít out of them. That means next year they won't complain about no-one visiting.

shenanigans1982 · 24-12-2008 10:36PM

Dord wrote: »

Go asleep for 2 days?

If he keeps drinking at this rate he will have no other choice.

InkSlinger67 · 24-12-2008 10:38PM

Find a new hobby or interest and stick to it until you've reached a certain level of skill.......

err, scratch that, that ain't no PI dagnamit!!!

MIN2511 · 24-12-2008 10:38PM

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

If he keeps drinking at this rate he will have no other choice.

SHE

shenanigans1982 · 24-12-2008 10:42PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

SHE

a-ha there is the lightweight drinking mystery solved.;)

MIN2511 · 24-12-2008 10:45PM

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

a-ha there is the lightweight drinking mystery solved.;)

huh.....

I challenge you to a drinking session.... I could drink 5 yeigermister, plus red wine and 7 bottles of bulmers light and still function hehehhehe

I do challenge you to a drinking session

TestTransmission · 24-12-2008 10:46PM

itd take ya 3 days to drink it all tho

Dord · 24-12-2008 10:48PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

huh.....

I challenge you to a drinking session.... I could drink 5 yeigermister, plus red wine and 7 bottles of bulmers light and still function hehehhehe

I do challenge you to a drinking session

*Shakes head in disgust*

MIN2511 · 24-12-2008 10:52PM

Dord wrote: »

*Shakes head in disgust*

Am a girl... i can't drink pints-they are bitter

TestTransmission · 24-12-2008 10:57PM

Ladies Lounge,that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

thefinalstage · 24-12-2008 10:57PM

I could drink you under the table and I will.

Sharpshooter · 24-12-2008 10:59PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

Started drinking at 4, on my 3rd can....

Burnt rice already

MIN2511 wrote: »

Yeah, savouring the booze... i was gonna bake but that was ruined...

Was it rice cakes?

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

If he keeps drinking at this rate he will have no other choice.

MIN2511 wrote: »

SHE

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

a-ha there is the lightweight drinking mystery solved.;)

MIN2511 wrote: »

huh.....

I challenge you to a drinking session.... I could drink 5 yeigermister, plus red wine and 7 bottles of bulmers light and still function hehehhehe

I'm with him , lightweight!:D

Dord · 24-12-2008 11:04PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

Am a girl... i can't drink pints-they are bitter

Ok, to fix this problem you'll need something that gets you hammered quickly but is easy to drink. I'd suggest Kopparberg. :pac:

MIN2511 · 24-12-2008 11:04PM

You guys are just worried i can drink more than some of ye

Dord · 24-12-2008 11:05PM

Nope, I'm not worried there.

shenanigans1982 · 24-12-2008 11:05PM

And some JD...without coke lightweight.

MIN2511 · 24-12-2008 11:12PM

Dord wrote: »

Ok, to fix this problem you'll need something that gets you hammered quickly but is easy to drink. I'd suggest Kopparberg. :pac:

Yeah, had one for the first time today... Not bad at all

Dord wrote: »

Nope, I'm not worried there.

Hey, i have met you at a few beers-i think....

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

And some JD...without coke lightweight.

Last yr, i was in London for a weekend, so we started drinking at lunch-this is what i remember: 4 shots of vodka, champagne, bulmers light and then we ended up in a late bar at 4am... Some dude challenges me, apparently he had watched me drink and was suprised i was still holding up...
We got a bottle of JD and i drank HALF of it

and passed out, 8hrs of my life passed out. The dude drank a shot a passed out!

Since then all my cousins and mates in London call me 'Irish'

Plus i forgot to add, my cousins didn't know what to do with me when the cops pulled us over so they threw their coats over me

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