How to occupy oneself over Christmas

MIN2511

Hello everyone,

Not a big fan of Christmas, trying to occupy myself over the next two days.
TV sucks! So many Christmas movies, Sky sports has the same news:rolleyes:.

So in typical AH style, what can i do to keep myself busy for 48hrs?

LEIN

Download as much porn as possible?

SpookyDoll

Maintain a constant level of pi$$edness, just drunk enough that you dont have to "help" but sober enough to retain control of the remote!!!

Its a delicate balance!!!

MIN2511

Started drinking at 4, on my 3rd can....

Burnt rice already

thefinalstage

I think you should go on a killing spree. Who would suspect that?

shenanigans1982

Kidnap a child and let events unfold however they might.

LEIN

Judging by your location you are having some issues like court barring orders, so you cant visit anyone?

anonymous_joe

Do what my ex does, get blind drunk and pretend it's not happening.

Naikon

Download a copy of Gentoo Linux.
Fun for all the family, plus you will learn a bit about Linux:pac:
Failing that, Wa$kathon.

Sharpshooter

MIN2511 wrote: »

Started drinking at 4, on my 3rd can....

Burnt rice already

You started drinking four and a half hours ago , and you are only on your third can?


And you burnt the rice.:D

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MIN2511 wrote: »

Started drinking at 4, on my 3rd can....

Burnt rice already

3rd can since 4?ur a maniac....:D

Dord

Go asleep for 2 days?

MIN2511

sharpshooterH wrote: »

You started drinking four and a half hours ago , and you are only on your third can?


And you burnt the rice.:D

Yeah, savouring the booze... i was gonna bake but that was ruined...

Oh, plus i have Armenian cognac and i have had 1 shot... hmmmm

Sharpshooter

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Kidnap a child and let events unfold however they might.

/ wait , you're not Snyper.

AlmightyCushion

The elderly are always overlooked at this time of year. So visit a few of your elderly neighbours and beat the shít out of them. That means next year they won't complain about no-one visiting.

shenanigans1982

Dord wrote: »

Go asleep for 2 days?

If he keeps drinking at this rate he will have no other choice.

InkSlinger67

Find a new hobby or interest and stick to it until you've reached a certain level of skill.......

err, scratch that, that ain't no PI dagnamit!!!

MIN2511

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

If he keeps drinking at this rate he will have no other choice.

SHE

shenanigans1982

MIN2511 wrote: »

SHE

a-ha there is the lightweight drinking mystery solved.;)

MIN2511

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

a-ha there is the lightweight drinking mystery solved.;)

huh.....

I challenge you to a drinking session.... I could drink 5 yeigermister, plus red wine and 7 bottles of bulmers light and still function hehehhehe


I do challenge you to a drinking session

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itd take ya 3 days to drink it all tho

Dord

MIN2511 wrote: »

huh.....

I challenge you to a drinking session.... I could drink 5 yeigermister, plus red wine and 7 bottles of bulmers light and still function hehehhehe


I do challenge you to a drinking session

*Shakes head in disgust*

MIN2511

Dord wrote: »

*Shakes head in disgust*

Am a girl... i can't drink pints-they are bitter

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Ladies Lounge,that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

thefinalstage

I could drink you under the table and I will.

Sharpshooter

MIN2511 wrote: »

Started drinking at 4, on my 3rd can....

Burnt rice already

MIN2511 wrote: »

Yeah, savouring the booze... i was gonna bake but that was ruined...

Was it rice cakes?

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

If he keeps drinking at this rate he will have no other choice.

MIN2511 wrote: »

SHE

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

a-ha there is the lightweight drinking mystery solved.;)

MIN2511 wrote: »

huh.....

I challenge you to a drinking session.... I could drink 5 yeigermister, plus red wine and 7 bottles of bulmers light and still function hehehhehe

I'm with him , lightweight!:D

Dord

MIN2511 wrote: »

Am a girl... i can't drink pints-they are bitter

Ok, to fix this problem you'll need something that gets you hammered quickly but is easy to drink. I'd suggest Kopparberg. :pac:

MIN2511

You guys are just worried i can drink more than some of ye

Dord

Nope, I'm not worried there.

shenanigans1982

And some JD...without coke lightweight.

MIN2511

Dord wrote: »

Ok, to fix this problem you'll need something that gets you hammered quickly but is easy to drink. I'd suggest Kopparberg. :pac:

Yeah, had one for the first time today... Not bad at all

Dord wrote: »

Nope, I'm not worried there.

Hey, i have met you at a few beers-i think....

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

And some JD...without coke lightweight.

Last yr, i was in London for a weekend, so we started drinking at lunch-this is what i remember: 4 shots of vodka, champagne, bulmers light and then we ended up in a late bar at 4am... Some dude challenges me, apparently he had watched me drink and was suprised i was still holding up...
We got a bottle of JD and i drank HALF of it and passed out, 8hrs of my life passed out. The dude drank a shot a passed out!
Since then all my cousins and mates in London call me 'Irish'


Plus i forgot to add, my cousins didn't know what to do with me when the cops pulled us over so they threw their coats over me

SpookyDoll

MIN2511 wrote: »

Yeah, had one for the first time today... Not bad at all


Hey, i have met you at a few beers-i think....


Last yr, i was in London for a weekend, so we started drinking at lunch-this is what i remember: 4 shots of vodka, champagne, bulmers light and then we ended up in a late bar at 4am... Some dude challenges me, apparently he had watched me drink and was suprised i was still holding up...
We got a bottle of JD and i drank HALF of it and passed out, 8hrs of my life passed out. The dude drank a shot a passed out!
Since then all my cousins and mates in London call me 'Irish'

WHOAH THATS SH1T IZ KEEERRRAAAYYYZEEEYY!!! :eek:

Dord

MIN2511 wrote: »

Hey, i have met you at a few beers-i think....

Yeah, briefly.

Húrin

MIN2511 wrote: »

Hello everyone,

Not a big fan of Christmas, trying to occupy myself over the next two days.
TV sucks! So many Christmas movies, Sky sports has the same news:rolleyes:.

So in typical AH style, what can i do to keep myself busy for 48hrs?

Be with your friends. If you don't have any, go to some church and make some.

WoollyRedHat

Damo9090 wrote: »

Download as much porn as possible?

streams the new thing!

WoollyRedHat

thelastangryman wrote: »

I could drink you under the table and I will.

This thread is about to turn as dirty as a bog in the midlands

thefinalstage

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

This thread is about to turn as dirty as a bog in the midlands

Thats just how I like it

Oswald Osbourne

MIN2511 wrote: »

Some dude challenges me, apparently he had watched me drink and was suprised i was still holding up...
We got a bottle of JD and i drank HALF of it and passed out, 8hrs of my life passed out. The dude drank a shot a passed out!

He was only pretending. In reality he was fully concious and enjoying 8 uninterupted hours playing with your ladyparts whilst you were passed out.

Note to self: Start using the "challenge" angle in 2009.

MIN2511

Dord wrote: »

Yeah, briefly.

Húrin wrote: »

Be with your friends. If you don't have any, go to some church and make some.

Yeah, gonna go to mass soon. Friends are driving over, all the food made. Cake in the oven and i am wrecked!

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

He was only pretending. In reality he was fully concious and enjoying 8 uninterupted hours playing with your ladyparts whilst you were passed out.

Note to self: Start using the "challenge" angle in 2009.

Hahahaha... my cousins promised me that nothing happened to me

monkeyfudge

I'm doing a two hour slot on the radio...

About to play something special for everyone on boards.ie

http://www.mogulus.com/Near90FM

MIN2511

Right, so i went to mass-it was an hour long and i thought about a few things
1. The Catholic Church today: The pope's latest speech, the disgraced priest, Child molestation etc
2. I was angry with the church at some stage in my life, i thought the priests deceived us etc. But now i realise i cannot tar all priest with the same brush
3. We all one to believe in something, God, Religion, Goverment, Family... But at the end of the day we have to believe in us first.....


Right enough of that...

Sponge cake is in the oven, i forgot to get ice cream and no shop is open. We only have a small tub(i guess it's mine )

ronano

i still want sponge cake

FunkZ

Ring me and we can make fun of ronano

jester77

All day shagaton... bring some cream, turkey, cranberries and brussel sprouts into the room and use the imagination, don't leave the room until the 26th!

MIN2511

Meh, cake is ready....

Hmmm... i think i should wait for it to cool down-smells yummy!

My dad says i am domesticated