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Weirdest (or funniest) story you've heard from a Taxi Driver

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  • #32
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Mairt wrote: »
    Pretty disgusting to be honest.

    It was actually ...when I thought about it nxt morn...got a bad dose o sacc rash out of it as well....but - at the time ?? - well the Guinness and Curry just "spoke" .:D


  • #33
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    It was actually ...when I thought about it nxt morn...got a bad dose o sacc rash out of it as well....but - at the time ?? - well the Guinness and Curry just "spoke" .:D

    Ah ffs, don't tell me you shat yourself as well. People like you don't deserve to be allowed to drink.


  • #34
    craiginireland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 872 ✭✭✭craiginireland


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    It was actually ...when I thought about it nxt morn...got a bad dose o sacc rash out of it as well....but - at the time ?? - well the Guinness and Curry just "spoke" .:D

    Classy!


  • #35
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Makenzie Lemon Camper wrote: »
    Ah ffs, don't tell me you shat yourself as well. People like you don't deserve to be allowed to drink.

    Huh ?

    Thought I did a public service TBH :confused:


  • #36
    Allyson Kind Taster
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Allyson Kind Taster


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    Huh ?

    Thought I did a public service TBH :confused:

    I have a suggestion for you and a "public service" but I'd get into trouble for posting it :rolleyes:


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  • #37
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    I was having a conversation with one two years ago, I was describing how all the foreigners will move back to their own country when things die down here, And that the economy in they're country will go up.

    He wouldn't accept what i was telling him, Turned into an argument. One taxi man was telling us of how he would love to be eternal, So he could make loads of money.


  • #38
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    i heard some stories off a nurse in the Rotunda when i was pregnant about the weird people girls come in with stuck up their vaginas.

    Holy miniature humans Batman! :eek:


  • #39
    Spook_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,892 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    Huh ?

    Thought I did a public service TBH :confused:

    No but TBH you did confirm the taxi drivers view that there are some people who just shouldn't be allowed out unaccompanied, or better still not allowed out at all...


  • #40
    White_Feather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭White_Feather


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    Huh ?

    Thought I did a public service TBH :confused:

    Public service my ar$e! Would you ever please just get the boat... I mean how immature can you be! No matter how drunk you are, no matter what people say, you always know right from wrong.. thats how the majority of decent people were brought up...to treat others as you would like to be treated! Karma is gonna open up the biggest can of whoop ass on you!!


  • #41
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Jaysus just remembered one, coming home after a night out in a taxi with a couple of lads, taxi driver quiet enough, stop at the lights on Dorset Street, he turns round and says: "Here lads, this is a robbed taxi." Gets out and legs it. Crazy stuff.


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  • #42
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    artanevilla wrote: »
    Jaysus just remembered one, coming home after a night out in a taxi with a couple of lads, taxi driver quiet enough, stop at the lights on Dorset Street, he turns round and says: "Here lads, this is a robbed taxi." Gets out and legs it. Crazy stuff.
    Ha ha ha that has to be a winner


  • #43
    studiorat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭studiorat


    Taxi driver one night asks me did I recognise him from the telly. No, say's I.
    Yeah, I was on on it because I'm the fella who smashed up the moving statue in ballinspittle years ago!! Say's he!


  • #44
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,598 ✭✭✭Duff


    I've gotten many a taxi home with Maxi, (The guy who ''tried'' to burn down the FAI headquarters two years ago) I usually just get him to tell me the story of how that day went for him. :)


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