You Know your addicted to Cod when.....

Codofwar · 19-12-2008 10:55AM #1

Thought this would be a bit of fun to start,
Feel free to join in.

You know your addicted to cod when:

. . . you walk out of your house and think "whoah ive never played this map before

. . . you "cook" coke cans before throwing them away

. . . You search ebay for a UAV jammer

. . . When you watch WW2 movies you notice all the guns because of COD, and on SPR at the end when Tom Hanks is shooting the tank with his pistol, you laugh and say "last stand"

gino85 · 19-12-2008 12:49PM

Codofwar wrote: »

. . . When you watch WW2 movies you notice all the guns because of COD, and on SPR at the end when Tom Hanks is shooting the tank with his pistol, you laugh and say "last stand"

its second chance now

Photi · 19-12-2008 12:50PM

When you're mainlining fish fingers at 4am in dark alleyway.

Steffano2002 · 19-12-2008 02:15PM

Codofwar wrote: »

[...]and on SPR at the end when Tom Hanks is shooting the tank with his pistol, you laugh and say "last stand"

LOL!

ToughyIRE · 19-12-2008 02:33PM

The last one was the only good one

Random1 · 19-12-2008 02:41PM

....when everytime you order fish & chips you now think of a game

cherryghost · 19-12-2008 02:42PM

....walking out of your house you expect a grenade to drop by the car and finish you just as you had spawned.

Br4tPr1nc3 · 19-12-2008 02:46PM

...when walking down the street, you focus on other peoples head to try and get a headshot.

Random1 · 19-12-2008 03:21PM

...when any new first person shooter comes out you instantly hope it will as good/better than COD but deep down you know it wont be

smooch71 · 19-12-2008 03:22PM

I can't do anything now without saying:

"Let's do this....."

Sod'o swords · 19-12-2008 08:34PM

... you have more online than "real" friends.

Pfft who needs them anyway!!!

Lord Nikon · 20-12-2008 12:16AM

Sod'o swords wrote: »

... you have more online than "real" friends.

I'm afraid to say that this is true.

Kryx · 20-12-2008 06:45AM

.... try to command a pack of dogs
.... make a sticky grenade out of a tennis ball and sellotape
.... waking up and choosing your perks for the day
.... try to change class in the middle of school
.... checking under the bed for claymores/ bouncing betties
.... don't know the meanng of Upheaval but know its map inside-out

Lukker- · 20-12-2008 04:34PM

When you look at your poo and it reminds you of W@W.

Decerto · 20-12-2008 07:48PM

when u know the next cod title will never be as good as its predecessor,
when u think of toujane when someone asks you what map you want in any war you ever play on any game,
when u start strafe jumping in basketball matches

CyberGhost · 20-12-2008 09:06PM

When you have cravings if you don't play, and when you click the COD icon, you get that good feeling a drug addict gets when he/she scores some junk.

Sweeno · 21-12-2008 06:37PM

...when walking down the street, you focus on other peoples head to try and get a headshot.

i find myself doing this more and more

KamiKazi · 21-12-2008 08:29PM

when posting on gaming forums, you find yourself making threads about how addicted to CoD you are

ToughyIRE · 21-12-2008 09:25PM

CyberGhost wrote: »

When you have cravings if you don't play, and when you click the COD icon, you get that good feeling a drug addict gets when he/she scores some junk.

omg rofl

TerrorFirmer · 21-12-2008 09:29PM

...you resort to playing cod4 on Xbox Live because you can't find the cod4 disc to install it on your PC.

papajimsmooth · 22-12-2008 12:22AM

You think anyone who dosent have a name over there head is out to get you

Ruffty^ · 22-12-2008 01:38AM

When you are fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan and you refuse to use grenade laucher or carry more than 1 grenade....because its just lame.

chavezychavez · 22-12-2008 10:18AM

During Christmas when the plink plink ad for Alka Seltzer comes on, you jump behind the couch to get some cover from the impending grenade explosion all the while screaming at your Grannie "GRENADE AT YOUR SIX".

KamiKazi · 22-12-2008 03:00PM

chavezychavez wrote: »

During Christmas when the plink plink ad for Alka Seltzer comes on, you jump behind the couch to get some cover from the impending grenade explosion all the while screaming at your Grannie "GRENADE AT YOUR SIX".

lol

Mikeyt086 · 24-12-2008 02:32AM

...you refuse to walk through fields for fear of hiding banzai militia.
...you hide in fields on your friends and when they walk by jump up and scream BANZAI!!!
...you go to the beach and jump in holes hoping you get rewarded with a lazer gun and a ****load of tombstones.

brian plank · 28-12-2008 01:10AM

when you start running everywhere with short sprints in between.

Adriatic · 28-12-2008 01:45AM

You say "our recon plane will find them" in that russian accent randomly for no apparent reason at certain points.

Seckz Panther · 28-12-2008 05:12PM

You wake up every morning by pressing "x"

You hold your breath when looking at someone and then start gasping for air O_o

themilkyone · 28-12-2008 10:21PM

...when you hear a click you start running and jumping thinking you've just walked past a claymore when infact it was just somebody on the bus sending a text...

KamiKazi · 28-12-2008 10:48PM

... when you can't differentiate between your and you're.

Kirijoleth · 30-12-2008 02:36PM

. . . when you have to play it on the PC, XBox and PS3

You Know your addicted to Cod when.....

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