You Know your addicted to Cod when.....

Codofwar · 19-12-2008 9:55am #1

Thought this would be a bit of fun to start,
Feel free to join in.

You know your addicted to cod when:

. . . you walk out of your house and think "whoah ive never played this map before

. . . you "cook" coke cans before throwing them away

. . . You search ebay for a UAV jammer

. . . When you watch WW2 movies you notice all the guns because of COD, and on SPR at the end when Tom Hanks is shooting the tank with his pistol, you laugh and say "last stand"

gino85 · 19-12-2008 11:49am

Codofwar wrote: »

. . . When you watch WW2 movies you notice all the guns because of COD, and on SPR at the end when Tom Hanks is shooting the tank with his pistol, you laugh and say "last stand"

its second chance now

Photi · 19-12-2008 11:50am

When you're mainlining fish fingers at 4am in dark alleyway.

Steffano2002 · 19-12-2008 1:15pm

Codofwar wrote: »

[...]and on SPR at the end when Tom Hanks is shooting the tank with his pistol, you laugh and say "last stand"

LOL!

ToughyIRE · 19-12-2008 1:33pm

The last one was the only good one

Random1 · 19-12-2008 1:41pm

....when everytime you order fish & chips you now think of a game

cherryghost · 19-12-2008 1:42pm

....walking out of your house you expect a grenade to drop by the car and finish you just as you had spawned.

Br4tPr1nc3 · 19-12-2008 1:46pm

...when walking down the street, you focus on other peoples head to try and get a headshot.

Random1 · 19-12-2008 2:21pm

...when any new first person shooter comes out you instantly hope it will as good/better than COD but deep down you know it wont be

smooch71 · 19-12-2008 2:22pm

I can't do anything now without saying:

"Let's do this....."

Sod'o swords · 19-12-2008 7:34pm

... you have more online than "real" friends.

Pfft who needs them anyway!!!

Lord Nikon · 19-12-2008 11:16pm

Sod'o swords wrote: »

... you have more online than "real" friends.

I'm afraid to say that this is true.

Kryx · 20-12-2008 5:45am

.... try to command a pack of dogs
.... make a sticky grenade out of a tennis ball and sellotape
.... waking up and choosing your perks for the day
.... try to change class in the middle of school
.... checking under the bed for claymores/ bouncing betties
.... don't know the meanng of Upheaval but know its map inside-out

Lukker- · 20-12-2008 3:34pm

When you look at your poo and it reminds you of W@W.

Decerto · 20-12-2008 6:48pm

when u know the next cod title will never be as good as its predecessor,
when u think of toujane when someone asks you what map you want in any war you ever play on any game,
when u start strafe jumping in basketball matches

CyberGhost · 20-12-2008 8:06pm

When you have cravings if you don't play, and when you click the COD icon, you get that good feeling a drug addict gets when he/she scores some junk.

Sweeno · 21-12-2008 5:37pm

...when walking down the street, you focus on other peoples head to try and get a headshot.

i find myself doing this more and more

KamiKazi · 21-12-2008 7:29pm

when posting on gaming forums, you find yourself making threads about how addicted to CoD you are

ToughyIRE · 21-12-2008 8:25pm

CyberGhost wrote: »

When you have cravings if you don't play, and when you click the COD icon, you get that good feeling a drug addict gets when he/she scores some junk.

omg rofl

TerrorFirmer · 21-12-2008 8:29pm

...you resort to playing cod4 on Xbox Live because you can't find the cod4 disc to install it on your PC.

papajimsmooth · 21-12-2008 11:22pm

You think anyone who dosent have a name over there head is out to get you

Ruffty^ · 22-12-2008 12:38am

When you are fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan and you refuse to use grenade laucher or carry more than 1 grenade....because its just lame.

chavezychavez · 22-12-2008 9:18am

During Christmas when the plink plink ad for Alka Seltzer comes on, you jump behind the couch to get some cover from the impending grenade explosion all the while screaming at your Grannie "GRENADE AT YOUR SIX".

KamiKazi · 22-12-2008 2:00pm

chavezychavez wrote: »

During Christmas when the plink plink ad for Alka Seltzer comes on, you jump behind the couch to get some cover from the impending grenade explosion all the while screaming at your Grannie "GRENADE AT YOUR SIX".

lol

Mikeyt086 · 24-12-2008 1:32am

...you refuse to walk through fields for fear of hiding banzai militia.
...you hide in fields on your friends and when they walk by jump up and scream BANZAI!!!
...you go to the beach and jump in holes hoping you get rewarded with a lazer gun and a ****load of tombstones.

brian plank · 28-12-2008 12:10am

when you start running everywhere with short sprints in between.

Adriatic · 28-12-2008 12:45am

You say "our recon plane will find them" in that russian accent randomly for no apparent reason at certain points.

Seckz Panther · 28-12-2008 4:12pm

You wake up every morning by pressing "x"

You hold your breath when looking at someone and then start gasping for air O_o

themilkyone · 28-12-2008 9:21pm

...when you hear a click you start running and jumping thinking you've just walked past a claymore when infact it was just somebody on the bus sending a text...

KamiKazi · 28-12-2008 9:48pm

... when you can't differentiate between your and you're.

Kirijoleth · 30-12-2008 1:36pm

. . . when you have to play it on the PC, XBox and PS3

me-skywalker · 02-01-2009 1:53pm

when you stand outside your office and ask your boss to cover you while you plant the bomb....

imaleper · 08-01-2009 12:46pm

You know your addicted to Call of Duty when you see a dog you run to the nearest corner and yell "Theres F**king loads of them!"...

ScumLord · 08-01-2009 12:57pm

You attack anything with a German/Japanese accent.

Ruffty^ · 08-01-2009 1:38pm

you are 5 hours on the pc, you smell like a french man, and you haven't even gotten around to looking at any prawn yet.

KamiKazi · 08-01-2009 2:57pm

Ruffty^ wrote: »

you smell like a french man

Go on Steffano, off with his head!

Steffano2002 · 08-01-2009 4:35pm

Ruffty^ wrote: »

you are 5 hours on the pc, you smell like a french man, and you haven't even gotten around to looking at any prawn yet.

Pity for you the Mod of this forum is French! BANNED!

That'll teach him! Smelly fooker... :rolleyes:

Steffano2002 · 08-01-2009 4:36pm

KamiKazi wrote: »

Go on Steffano, off with his head!

Done and dusted! HEADSHOT!

KamiKazi · 09-01-2009 10:03am

Steffano2002 wrote: »

Pity for you the Mod of this forum is French! BANNED!

That'll teach him! Smelly fooker... :rolleyes:

lol

LD 50 · 11-01-2009 12:17am

You walk past a busy building, and say "They're all in that building", then run for cover before the impending airstrike.

CyberGhost wrote: »

When you have cravings if you don't play, and when you click the COD icon, you get that good feeling a drug addict gets when he/she scores some junk.

Oh yeah. It feels so damn good. That.... rush!!!

cherryghost · 11-01-2009 11:59am

you're posting on this thread

giggsy664 · 11-01-2009 2:49pm

cherryghost wrote: »

you're posting on this thread

You quote someone posting in a "You know you're addicted to CoD when you" thread and you agree with the poster.

[Disclaimer]I agree[/Disclaimer]

Ruffty^ · 12-01-2009 2:42am

Sorry I didn't know, obviously. However on that note, this muck is still fresh in my mind, so with all due respect Mr Mod Steffano2002, get stuffed

(I will refrain from further french bashing)

...when you see a real life attack helicopter over head, and are not in the least bit concerned about it's hellfire missiles.

JimmyCrackCorn! · 12-01-2009 3:57am

You eat it without chips?:D

Steffano2002 · 12-01-2009 11:21am

Ruffty^ wrote: »

Sorry I didn't know, obviously. However on that note, this muck is still fresh in my mind, so with all due respect Mr Mod Steffano2002, get stuffed

I was in Croke Park that day when Clerc went over the line and tore all your hearts out! :P

Me and my friends were extatic! And as a birthday present I flew my brother in from France and got him a ticket. I tell you, he was delighted with his present!

But after our celebrations we looked around us and saw how sad the Irish fans were so we stopped our celebrations... Walking out of the stadium that day it was so silent it felt like a bloody funeral!

Either way: ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!!

KamiKazi · 12-01-2009 11:59am

Steffano2002 wrote: »

Either way: ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

Steffano2002 · 12-01-2009 3:31pm

KamiKazi wrote: »

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

That's Cuban. In French it's "Vive la Revolution"! :P

KamiKazi · 12-01-2009 4:38pm

Steffano2002 wrote: »

That's Cuban. In French it's "Vive la Revolution"! :P

..

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

Steffano2002 · 12-01-2009 6:45pm

KamiKazi wrote: »

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

Wrong again!

LOL

KamiKazi · 12-01-2009 6:54pm

Steffano2002 wrote: »

Wrong again!

LOL

look, its ok to admit you're wrong every once in a while

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

Ruffty^ · 13-01-2009 12:50pm

Steffano2002 wrote: »

I was in Croke Park that day when Clerc went over the line and tore all your hearts out! :P

Me and my friends were extatic! And as a birthday present I flew my brother in from France and got him a ticket. I tell you, he was delighted with his present!

But after our celebrations we looked around us and saw how sad the Irish fans were so we stopped our celebrations... Walking out of the stadium that day it was so silent it felt like a bloody funeral!

Either way: ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!!

That must have been an amazing day.
So angry....must control rage....AAAAAAAARGH

You Know your addicted to Cod when.....

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