funny names to call people!

tossy · 17-12-2008 03:38AM

Used to know a girl who was some what loose her surname was byrne,we used to call her "the bus byrne"... you put your hand up,she stops,you get on.

A cranky old bastard that lived down the road from my granny acquired the name "thorny wire"

Then there are the classics like

Fathead
Flute
Sh!t slacks
Knob jockey

Then the sexual preference based ones

GAY:
Rear admiral
Scutter shunter
Shirt lifter
Bent as a brazilian free kick

Lesbian
Tupence licker

Sam Vimes · 17-12-2008 05:59PM

c u next tuesday

pallepille · 17-12-2008 06:08PM

yep, arsegrabber, dickbox, ladlicker

consultech · 18-12-2008 05:57PM

"Fúckwit" and "Fúckball" feel pretty good to throw at someone, similar to "dip****".

I like the descriptive term "Fúckwittery" also.

mink_man · 17-12-2009 01:11AM

whores abortion!

gobby · 17-12-2009 01:28AM

One of my Da's mates is from the UK originally. Sound fella. One of his favs is "you f**king nonse". Said with a thick brit accent it cracks me up every time

consultech · 17-12-2009 03:18AM

mink_man wrote: »

whores abortion!

I'm curious as to just what exactly motivates one to dig up a year old thread for that?

Like what are you searching?

BIG DOG 82 · 17-12-2009 01:16PM

If someone is to be avoided when you're out & about for drinks, etc - they are a "Pothole" !

neil_hosey · 17-12-2009 05:37PM

****e-hawk is nice to call someone..

waffleman · 17-12-2009 05:44PM

dick nose

waffleman · 17-12-2009 05:48PM

Sam Vimes wrote: »

c u next tuesday

Computer User Non Technical

tc20 · 17-12-2009 06:11PM

a lad in a previous job was called "Thrush", 'cos he was an irritating cnut

Ave Sodalis · 17-12-2009 11:07PM

Crabit aul bag we know who is forever givin out and fairly large around the waist, we call her Bullock. That way we can chat away about her standin beside her and shes none the wiser.

Personal favourite is It. Classic:D

stateofflux · 19-12-2009 10:12PM

"ya stupid lookin' bollocks"

Johro · 20-12-2009 12:48AM

SoulTrader wrote: »

Cocksucker Motherf**ker
A**e bandit
Twatbasket
Bitch whore
Scum sucking midget man

Em.. I think he said 'funny' names.. Saw nothing about ghetto mudslinging.

Johro · 20-12-2009 12:50AM

Guy down our road, huge ears, called 'Ear Lingus'.

Jet Black · 20-12-2009 06:21PM

A guy I went to school with was called 'chick chick' well dont know how to spell it but its the noise a shotgun makes when you use the pump action. Think it was because he always said his brother had shotgun? Not really an insult but funny imo.

There was another smelly guy in the school, a bit thick and we called him billy ocean on account of his BO. He thought it was just a funny nickname.

I like using piss midget, from black books.