funny names to call people!

application

funny names to call people!
anything,
eg. theres a small ginger i know and we call him leprechaun o leary!

Turncoat

Ben Dover and Holdin McGroin

Galvasean

'application'

Chris89

you plum, you end, you crease, you skin.

frag420

myself and the boys know of a girl that has a face that lacks emotion and expresion so we call her dying face!! I also know a horse face.

giddy up

Podge2k7

Horizon B*stard

1huge1

Ya Scrotum..

simple buit genius

rocky25

I knew a girl years ago who loved giving out "Hand Jobs" :rolleyes:

We used to call her "Micky Mauler"

seanybiker

butter face

Q_Ball

heard 'spherical b*stard' recently, thought it a good 'un

r3nu4l

Well if it's insults you want...

Salad dodger - overweight person
Coffin dodger - old person
Micky dodger - lesbian
Muff dodger - gay man


I'm sure there's loads.

therewillbe

Pissy Delph, after his false teeth fell in the urinal .Cleaned them with whiskey.:D

keane2097

I like the classics - oaf and cretin all the way.

pimpy_c

BOB FOC

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Boom_Bap

there is nothing more liberating then calling someone a dipsh*t

goon is a good one, or mongoloid.

foxhunter

"Siberian Camel **** Dog"

Yavvy

this week I shall be calling people "Fùck Nut"

have a nice weekend you fùcking FùcK nuts

nhughes100

Daw Brain.

SeamusShocks

you Simpleton.


hey whats up Pig Breath?:eek:

Latchy

Thingabobby .

as in ' has anybody seen what's his name ...thingabobby ? '.

frag420

we knew a girl a long time ago who had an odour problem in her nethers so her nickname was 'briff' which we found it very funny even though it made no sense to us at all. we later ended up calling her brenda itchy fanny which was way more appropriate.

Plug

I remember a while ago my father called a knacker a "you excuse for an abortion bastard!"

Crash

I once knew a girl who was nicknamed Coors light - as in, goes down easy

getz

i one worked with a guy who was always rushing around we called him whoosh

Turncoat

Call someone a blowj*b. There's no comeback to it whatsoever

dazberry

Guy down the road isn't doing too good in the teeth department - so much so that his nick-name is colgate.

Many many years ago there was a girl in college, she wasn't the "mae-west" - her nick-name was squashy bun face.

D.

G_R

we had a teacher with extremely big thighs...... we affectionately called her thunder thighs....:D:D

is that how u spell thighs??? if not wat i mean is thy's (phonetical version) ha.

Granny Lover

seanybiker wrote: »

butter face

She is good looking BUT_HER_FACE !!!!!!!!!

veryangryman

I call people tits ad hoc

Why?

It makes me feel like a big man :pac:

The Bollox

my favourite is "you with the face"

Ronin247

Worst I ever heard was when an American workmate called someone "the pro choice poster child"

tossy

Used to know a girl who was some what loose her surname was byrne,we used to call her "the bus byrne"... you put your hand up,she stops,you get on.

A cranky old bastard that lived down the road from my granny acquired the name "thorny wire"

Then there are the classics like

Fathead
Flute
Sh!t slacks
Knob jockey

Then the sexual preference based ones

GAY:
Rear admiral
Scutter shunter
Shirt lifter
Bent as a brazilian free kick

Lesbian
Tupence licker

Sam Vimes

c u next tuesday

pallepille

yep, arsegrabber, dickbox, ladlicker

consultech

"Fúckwit" and "Fúckball" feel pretty good to throw at someone, similar to "dip****".

I like the descriptive term "Fúckwittery" also.

mink_man

whores abortion!

gobby

One of my Da's mates is from the UK originally. Sound fella. One of his favs is "you f**king nonse". Said with a thick brit accent it cracks me up every time

consultech

mink_man wrote: »

whores abortion!

I'm curious as to just what exactly motivates one to dig up a year old thread for that?

Like what are you searching?

BIG DOG 82

If someone is to be avoided when you're out & about for drinks, etc - they are a "Pothole" !

neil_hosey

****e-hawk is nice to call someone..

waffleman

dick nose

waffleman

Sam Vimes wrote: »

c u next tuesday

Computer User Non Technical

tc20

a lad in a previous job was called "Thrush", 'cos he was an irritating cnut

Ave Sodalis

Crabit aul bag we know who is forever givin out and fairly large around the waist, we call her Bullock. That way we can chat away about her standin beside her and shes none the wiser.

Personal favourite is It. Classic:D

stateofflux

"ya stupid lookin' bollocks"

Johro

SoulTrader wrote: »

Cocksucker Motherf**ker
A**e bandit
Twatbasket
Bitch whore
Scum sucking midget man

Em.. I think he said 'funny' names.. Saw nothing about ghetto mudslinging.

Johro

Guy down our road, huge ears, called 'Ear Lingus'.

Jet Black

A guy I went to school with was called 'chick chick' well dont know how to spell it but its the noise a shotgun makes when you use the pump action. Think it was because he always said his brother had shotgun? Not really an insult but funny imo.

There was another smelly guy in the school, a bit thick and we called him billy ocean on account of his BO. He thought it was just a funny nickname.

I like using piss midget, from black books.

beauty101

lanky string of piss

El Guapo!

"Donkey-Raping Sh1t-Eater"

Junco Partner

hoodless-jewish man