misleading movie titles

grundie · 17-12-2008 02:41PM

Brazil.

Wurly · 17-12-2008 02:43PM

javaboy wrote: »

"The Neverending Story"

Pipped to the post. Feck ya, Javaboy. That's what I was thinking.:)

'A Few Good Men' - really? where? And since when is Demi a dude?

'Weekend at Bernies' - nothing but nothing can prepare you for the fact that Bernie's friends are necrophiles and Bernie was a gonner days ago.

'Burn After Reading'. Should have been called 'Burn Before Screening'. Pile of crap!

spiritcrusher · 17-12-2008 02:46PM

Reservoir Dogs. Neither pooch nor water storage in sight.

MagicMarker · 17-12-2008 02:48PM

Babe.

SoWatchaWant · 17-12-2008 02:52PM

Calendar Girls:eek:

I thought they'd be attractive

laura1408 · 17-12-2008 02:55PM

Coyote Ugly...... No dogs and the girls were far from ugly!!!!!!!!!

vektarman · 17-12-2008 03:11PM

'Everything you wanted to know about sex and were afraid to ask' starring Woody Allen. I watched that film lots of times and still haven't learned anything.

Boom_Bap · 17-12-2008 03:24PM

Tears of the Sun. Bruce Willis movie, i dont think the Sun sobbed or quivered its lower lip.

A bit of movie trivia: Bruce was trying to make a movie with this title for years. He was at one point refusing to do Die Hard 4 unless it was called Die Hard: Tears of the Sun

Die Hard - sounds like it should be a movie about death while on the job.

Morlar · 17-12-2008 03:24PM

Silent Hill,
The English Patient,
Layer Cake.

Roadend · 17-12-2008 03:27PM

Things to do in Denver when you're dead. Andy Garcia was very much alive throughout the film.

Turd Ferguson · 17-12-2008 03:35PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

Babe.

I'd disagree. I'd totally pork that!

Smart Bug · 17-12-2008 03:39PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

Babe.

It was very hammy I felt.

javaboy · 17-12-2008 03:43PM

billy the squid wrote: »

Never Ending Story - only about 90 minutes long

vektarman wrote: »

'Everything you wanted to know about sex and were afraid to ask' starring Woody Allen. I watched that film lots of times and still haven't learned anything.

Roadend wrote: »

Things to do in Denver when you're dead. Andy Garcia was very much alive throughout the film.

spiritcrusher wrote: »

Reservoir Dogs. Neither pooch nor water storage in sight.

I hate sequels. :mad:

Ice_Box · 17-12-2008 03:50PM

My wife and her chick-flick / chick-lit friends went to see True Romance based on its title.

Insect Overlord · 17-12-2008 03:50PM

Wolf Creek

Captain-America · 17-12-2008 03:55PM

ordinary_story wrote: »

Might I advise you to skip the sequel which is meant to be called "The Brazillian Job"

Aye, I saw that. I swear Mark Wahlberg is making the worst movie choices ever.

Also,

On November 16, 2008 Mark Wahlberg stated whilst appearing on the BBC show Top Gear that a sequel was very unlikely due to script problems. He also stated that he did not want to ruin an original British film.

Bit late for that.

Zwillinge · 18-12-2008 12:33AM

The Happening - I was expecting something to happen.

DEBS - Not about a 6th year dance

Ginger Snaps - Wasn't about biscuits

Elephant - Not a single trunk in sight

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Just in general really

Midnight Express - At least he admits in the film that it's not about a train :mad: