misleading movie titles

Mal-Adjusted

maybe this should go in the film section, but meh...

as you can all clearly guess, try to get the name of a film that had absoloutley...NOTHING...to do with the film itself, or elso suggested something else (not necesarily smutty, but hey, we're only human).

I'll get the ball rolling...

Mini's first time.
War of the Worlds.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Free Willy

Wishbone Ash

Trainspotting.

Plan 9 from outer space.

tony1kenobi

Big Black Booty 4

I assumed it was a film about a hearse.

Fizman

Gigli - Nothing funny about that sh1te at all

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Anything with jean Claude Van Damme. I believe they just pin a two-word title on the end of the movie when it's done.

Captain-America

The Italian Job (2003). A little misleading.

Shacklebolt

Naked Lunch.

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

Fizman

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Anything with jean Claude Van Damme. I believe they just pin a two-word title on the end of the movie when it's done.

They've obviously realised this mistake and his new one is called JCVD.

ejmaztec

Little boy with a big horn.

nlgbbbblth

Glengarry Glen Ross

Jerry Maguire

both sound Irish. They're not.

Captain-America

Rush Hour 3.

No rush hour or rush hour related banter included.

javaboy

"The Neverending Story"

winston82

snatch - where were all the fur burgers??

Captain-America

I was waiting for that one.

tony1kenobi

Captain-America wrote: »

I was waiting for that one.

Never heard of it.

seanybiker

winston82 wrote: »

snatch - where were all the fur burgers??

ha ha ha good one.



Godfather : I didnt see me uncle in any of them.

Mal-Adjusted

Domo230 wrote: »

Me and the aul fella wanted to watch a good war movie and so he rented a film called d-day.

Turned out to be a romance :mad:

dont ya mean pearl harbour?:mad:

winston82

Domo230 wrote: »

Me and the aul fella wanted to watch a good war movie and so he rented a film called d-day.

Turned out to be a romance :mad:

did you share your popcorn & diet coke?

Sharpshooter

GoodFellas.

tony1kenobi

winston82 wrote: »

snatch - where were all the fur burgers??

Then don't watch:

The Hole
White Chicks
Wag The Dog
Hancock
Blow

or

Camp Rock

all will disappoint.

javaboy

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask"

:rolleyes: Eh yeah maybe if I was a hermit living on the moon in a cave under a rock. Urban dictionary is more deserving of that title.

It barely even covered the basics.

javaboy

"As Good As It Gets"

Great film don't get me wrong but not the best by any means.

tony1kenobi

javaboy wrote: »

"As Good As It Gets"

Great film don't get me wrong but not the best by any means.

Best of the Best so.....

giggsy664

The wind that shakes the barley

Thought it was a fûcking farming fillum

Oh. And garage (pat shortt)

Sharpshooter

Raging Bull ;
Was about boxing , I was raging.:(

The Pink Panther:
Was about a Diamond. ( Very funny though ).

AnonoBoy

Wishbone Ash wrote: »

Plan 9 from outer space.

But it was about Plan 9..... and it was hatched in outer space. Not misleading at all.


And what about Resevoir Dogs???? No puppies frollicking in the municipal town's water supply at all. Bah!

Saibh

A fish called Wanda

Aligator Farmer

Disco pigs.
I thought it was a sequel to animal farm
And When we were Kings, no Elvis impersonators to be seen.

ShooterSF

wrestling ernest hemingway

No full nelsons. Not a single suplex. Not even a legdrop.

+1 on Little boy with a big horn. Someone mentioned that film the other day to me and I thought they were on about some twisted porno.

cherryghost

the meaning of life

never really found out in the film

Ruu_Old

Man on Fire has to be the dumbest title ever. I was expecting Denzel Washington to be running around for 1 1/2 hours looking for someone to dump a bucket of water over his head but nothing. Well done Hollywood wankbags!

seanybiker

There's something about mary.


Not so much misleading but obvious. Ya dont need to be a scientist to figure out what that "something" is, she's a fecking ride that any man in their right mind (or just straight) would bang the hole off her.



The usual suspects.

Usual? usual? whats so bleeding usual about a gimp masterminding crimes like that.



deja vu.
First time I seen it I enjoyed it alright, gad to watch it a second time to get it though.

winston82

the banger sisters - fcuk u goldie hawn

javaboy

"28 Days"

Running time: 103 mins - There must have been a lot of film on the cutting room floor is all I can say.

Miguel_Sanchez

Things to Do In Denver When You're Dead.

No hauntings, funeral homes, or crematoriums featured whatsoever.

Also it's a big pile of sh*t.

FruitLover

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Then don't watch:

The Hole
White Chicks
Wag The Dog
Hancock
Blow

You can add Ring to that too :mad: And Some Like it Hot.

Fizman

Days of Thunder .

Meteorologists would have gone home very disappointed.

pyure

Animal Farm - turned out to be some animated ****e about commie pigs, not inter species erotica as I'd been promised.

yayamark

Debbie Does Dallas

Now she did a few fellas but she didnt do the whole state.

mayordenis

a film with me in it

I wasn't in it! **** OFF!

billy the squid

Breakfast on Pluto ... Was expecting sci-fi

Never Ending Story - only about 90 minutes long

UrbanSea

Kill Bill...cant see anything there?

Quazzie

yayamark wrote: »

Debbie Does Dallas

Now she did a few fellas but she didnt do the whole state.

Dallas isn't a state.. Its in Texas.

Magnolia. Wasn't about painting my living room which is what I was expecting.

Wagon

Dig.

Not a single shovel to be seen.

ShooterSF

Fun with Dick and Jane. Though maybe that's my sick mind.

GavRedKing

armageddon

not a religous mention or earth ending scene... DAMN!!

Roadend

Freddie got fingered

Insect Overlord

Jumanji

What the hell kind of a title is that?!

:P

Ponster

An Fhile wrote: »

Jumanji

What the hell kind of a title is that?!

I presume it was the same name as the book the movie was based on ?

Not all that misleading really....

Turd Ferguson

Ghostbusters