Who's drunk?

lilminx · 13-12-2008 01:47AM

brianthebard wrote: »

So you've drank one bottle lilminx-if you drink a second will you throw up? If not I say go for it. If yes, maybe stay away.

Bard my fair knave your words have brought to my attention that I may have foresaken my reputation and portrayed myself as a wine slurping lightweight. I had a a few glasses of wine previous to this discussion.

Far from the point of reflux, I merely add my toe to the pool of mild giddiness brought about from the clinking of glasses with friends.

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 01:52AM

lilminx wrote: »

Bard my fair knave your words have brought to my attention that I may have foresaken my reputation and portrayed myself as a wine slurping lightweight. I had a a few glasses of wine previous to this discussion.

Far from the point of reflux, I merely add my toe to the pool of mild giddiness brought about from the clinking of glasses with friends.

Go for it bitch, drink til you can't feel no more!

Mr. CooL ICE · 13-12-2008 01:53AM

Sober here. All housemate's are out on their respective xmas parties, and I'm indoors feeling like an even more unemployed chump

lilminx · 13-12-2008 01:53AM

brianthebard wrote: »

Go for it bitch, drink til you can't feel no more!

Oh Bard.. in some parts.. that can be taken as a proposal of marraige?!

Agent Smith · 13-12-2008 01:53AM

i've had a few drinks, Not smashed tho, much the pity

The Gnome · 13-12-2008 01:58AM

Been drinking hot port and mulled wine since 2ish and I'm not drunk.... Somethings wrong. I am, however, expecting my mate (who has also been on the port and wine and decided to go out for more three hours ago) to collapse in the door at any minute.

Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

Big xmas party tomorrow which we and all of our other friends will attend, so I'm looking for something he won't notice until it's too late and will generally end with him in a shame spiral.

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 01:58AM

lilminx wrote: »

Oh Bard.. in some parts.. that can be taken as a proposal of marraige?!

You were talking all proper like, I had to make it street again....Btw if anyone's interested the left over wine is very drinkable! Santa luz, chilean, 13.5%

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 01:59AM

The Gnome wrote: »

Been drinking hot port and mulled wine since 2ish and I'm not drunk.... Somethings wrong. I am, however, expecting my mate (who has also been on the port and wine and decided to go out for more three hours ago) to collapse in the door at any minute.

Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

Big xmas party which we and all of our other friends will attend, so I'm looking for something he won't notice until it's too late and will generally end with him in a shame spiral.

Rape him.

The Gnome · 13-12-2008 02:00AM

brianthebard wrote: »

Rape him.

Too vanilla.

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:01AM

The Gnome wrote: »

Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

Ah hon - now that's just not on.. I'll volunteer to abuse your body for ya!!!

That help?

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:02AM

brianthebard wrote: »

You were talking all proper like, I had to make it street again....Btw if anyone's interested the left over wine is very drinkable! Santa luz, chilean, 13.5%

Street? Could you translate for the countrified? We go by boreens down here...

and drop the wine over. I'll look after it for you...

The Gnome · 13-12-2008 02:07AM

lilminx wrote:

actually the above statement should be taken as evidence as to the fact that the lilminx is an 'ickle' tipsy..

lilminx wrote:

Ah hon - now that's just not on.. I'll volunteer to abuse your body for ya!!!:D

That help?

Being a gentleman I couldn't possibly take advantage. Plus you're still concious.;)

breadmond · 13-12-2008 02:10AM

im just a wee bit pished. had to take it easy tonight cos i'v an exam tomorrow

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:11AM

The Gnome wrote: »

Being a gentleman I couldn't possibly take advantage. Plus you're still concious.;)

I'm still conscious yes...

but darling...

it's better that way...

I can call yore ma while I'm beating the crap outta ya?!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 13-12-2008 02:11AM

What kind of a student are you...?

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 02:16AM

lilminx wrote: »

Street? Could you translate for the countrified? We go by boreens down here...

and drop the wine over. I'll look after it for you...

Lolz I was streeting it for you, didn't realise you were country!

cHaTbOx · 13-12-2008 02:18AM

hehe 1.5 litres of cider and some stonger stuff

I am

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:19AM

brianthebard wrote: »

Lolz I was streeting it for you, didn't realise you were country!

what are we - Donny and Marie of the Boards? lol

oh baby.. talk street to me..

cHaTbOx · 13-12-2008 02:21AM

lilminx wrote: »

what are we - Donny and Marie of the Boards? lol

oh baby.. talk street to me..

cmere bebay

you have got wonderful ears;)

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:23AM

random chatbox wrote: »

cmere bebay

you have got wonderful ears;)

oh goodness...

bebay!?

if 'twas

baybeeh

i'd say something

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 02:25AM

lilminx wrote: »

what are we - Donny and Marie of the Boards? lol

oh baby.. talk street to me..

I'm much better at talking culchie.... tbh how many head of cattle do ye have???

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:27AM

brianthebard wrote: »

I'm much better at talking culchie.... tbh how many head of cattle do ye have???

though I come from a long line of cattle dealers, I am the daughter of an industrialist.

cHaTbOx · 13-12-2008 02:30AM

lilminx wrote: »

though I come from a long line of cattle dealers, I am the daughter of an industrialist.

So how many sheep do you have?:D

Smyth · 13-12-2008 02:31AM

I'm drunk you *****!

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:32AM

random chatbox wrote: »

So how many sheep do you have?:D

846

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 02:32AM

lilminx wrote: »

though I come from a long line of cattle dealers, I am the daughter of an industrialist.

Lolz we have several acres, if that helps....

HoLLLLLaments · 13-12-2008 02:36AM

drunk and listenten to 80s classics and getting excited when theres a sax solo

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:39AM

brianthebard wrote: »

Lolz we have several acres, if that helps....

In those holy fields Over whose acres walked those blessed feet

you're too kind

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 02:41AM

lilminx wrote: »

In those holy fields Over whose acres walked those blessed feet

you're too kinds

We could raise something beautiful on those fields,lolz,,,,

lilminx · 13-12-2008 02:46AM

brianthebard wrote: »

We could raise something beautiful on those fields,lolz,,,,

oh well now that's just fighting talk....

Who's drunk?

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