Who's drunk?

brianthebard

Show of hands, who's been drinking? There was a half bottle of jameson in my room, now there's only a 1/4 left. I fear/hope before long there will be an empty bottle. Anyone else?

Orion

I think it's perfectly apparent from my sensible thread that I'm arseholed

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Just getting started

brianthebard

Awesome, pass the bottle.

Question: a friend left a half bottle of wine at mine the other night, should I drink it? What are the repercussions?

Photi

Me. A lickle.

orestes

Not drunk, but I'm working on it

Nevyn

I'm sober cos I am sick.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

brianthebard wrote: »

Awesome, pass the bottle.

Question: a friend left a half bottle of wine at mine the other night, should I drink it? What are the repercussions?

Abso-****ing-lutley!

The repercussions are someone else will drink it if you don't.

phenomenon

Unlike you social retards, I'm just back from the pub. Mad session it was.

Drinking spirts at home on your own...? Come on lads, whats next? Brandy on the cornflakes?

orestes

brianthebard wrote: »

Awesome, pass the bottle.

Question: a friend left a half bottle of wine at mine the other night, should I drink it? What are the repercussions?

They left it at your place, it's yours so

orestes

phenomenon wrote: »

Unlike you social retards, I'm just back from the pub. Mad session it was.

Drinking spirts at home on your own...? Come on lads, whats next? Brandy on the cornflakes?

Baileys on coco pops is fooking awesome actually

Mad session? Sounds rapih bud

feylya

I may have had an ale or two

Orion

brianthebard wrote: »

Awesome, pass the bottle.

Question: a friend left a half bottle of wine at mine the other night, should I drink it? What are the repercussions?

Drink it. They've lost it. Finders Keepers

Thaedydal wrote: »

I'm sober cos I am sick.

We know that already - but why are you sober?

orestes

feylya wrote: »

I may have had an ale or two

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

ShooterSF

Sober Off the beer for the weekend. Detoxing. I hate you guys

yoyo

orestes wrote: »

We want the finest BEERS available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

Fixed....


Nick

brianthebard

Thaedydal wrote: »

I'm sober cos I am sick.

That's a reason to be drinking silly!

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Abso-****ing-lutley!

The repercussions are someone else will drink it if you don't.

orestes wrote: »

They left it at your place, it's yours so

I love you guys reasoning. *goes to fetch wine*

orestes wrote: »

Baileys on coco pops is fooking awesome actually

Mad session? Sounds rapih bud

Mmm, coco pops...

Nevyn

Macros42 wrote: »

We know that already - but why are you sober?

cos I have been too unwell to drink.

eVeNtInE

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orestes

yoyo wrote: »

Fixed....


Nick

Whitnail & I fail

brianthebard

ShooterSF wrote: »

Sober Off the beer for the weekend. Detoxing. I hate you guys

You are a very silly bugger.

Orion

Thaedydal wrote: »

cos I have been too unwell to drink.

Poor Thaed. *hugs* I'll Ning Nang your Nong if it'll help.

Nevyn

Macros42 wrote: »

Poor Thaed. *hugs* I'll Ning Nang your Nong if it'll help.

And have your lady after me, I don't think so.

And while a foot rub would be wonderful I have the feeling you sir are a tickler.

lilminx

Macros42 wrote: »

Poor Thaed. *hugs* I'll Ning Nang your Nong if it'll help.

If there's any Nangs to be Ninged then I want photos!!!

actually the above statement should be taken as evidence as to the fact that the lilminx is an 'ickle' tipsy..


just an ickle bitty bit...

brianthebard

lilminx wrote: »

If there's any Nangs to be Ninged then I want photos!!!

actually the above statement should be taken as evidence as to the fact that the lilminx is an 'ickle' tipsy..


just an ickle bitty bit...

hooray for tipsyness! *slugs more whiskey*

ShooterSF

brianthebard wrote: »

You are a very silly bugger.

Sucks indeed. Major session planned next week so this week was xmas shopping money week...

marelz2

i would love to sit in the some pub with some friends and have some drink, but i don't have any here yet! And drinking at home alone is not cool unless you are drinking some beers while watching movie or TV, or doing something else where beer take his part!

But anyway cheers to all of you who are doing it now!

lilminx

brianthebard wrote: »

hooray for tipsyness! *slugs more whiskey*

my darling sister brought 2 bottles of wine home today that she received as a gift from a dude giving a wine tasting where she was overlooking a food tasting thingiemajiggie.

there is one bottle with one glass left which I felt NO guilt in claiming as my own.

Question

the bottle remaining has about a thimbleful gone.

She is away til Sunday - should I not 'waste' the wine and therefore rescue it from the drain or leave it for her return...

hmmmmm

I know my lovely boardsie mates won't point me in the wrong direction here.

Also should be noted that it is red. I was drinking white up to now..

hangovers be damned I say!

brianthebard

So you've drank one bottle lilminx-if you drink a second will you throw up? If not I say go for it. If yes, maybe stay away.

orestes

lilminx wrote: »

my darling sister brought 2 bottles of wine home today that she received as a gift from a dude giving a wine tasting where she was overlooking a food tasting thingiemajiggie.

there is one bottle with one glass taken which I felt NO guilt in claiming as my own.

Question

the bottle remaining has about a thimbleful gone.

She is away til Sunday - should I not 'waste' the wine and therefore rescue it from the drain or leave it for her return...

hmmmmm

I know my lovely boardsie mates won't point me in the wrong direction here.

Also should be noted that it is red. I was drinking white up to now..

hangovers be damned I say!

[devils advocate] Room for one more? [/devils advocate]

marelz2

lilminx wrote: »

my darling sister brought 2 bottles of wine home today that she received as a gift from a dude giving a wine tasting where she was overlooking a food tasting thingiemajiggie.

there is one bottle with one glass taken which I felt NO guilt in claiming as my own.

Question

the bottle remaining has about a thimbleful gone.

She is away til Sunday - should I not 'waste' the wine and therefore rescue it from the drain or leave it for her return...

hmmmmm

I know my lovely boardsie mates won't point me in the wrong direction here.

Also should be noted that it is red. I was drinking white up to now..

hangovers be damned I say!

Decision is in your hands! But if i would be in your place... That vine must be good!

lilminx

brianthebard wrote: »

So you've drank one bottle lilminx-if you drink a second will you throw up? If not I say go for it. If yes, maybe stay away.

Bard my fair knave your words have brought to my attention that I may have foresaken my reputation and portrayed myself as a wine slurping lightweight. I had a a few glasses of wine previous to this discussion.

Far from the point of reflux, I merely add my toe to the pool of mild giddiness brought about from the clinking of glasses with friends.

brianthebard

lilminx wrote: »

Bard my fair knave your words have brought to my attention that I may have foresaken my reputation and portrayed myself as a wine slurping lightweight. I had a a few glasses of wine previous to this discussion.

Far from the point of reflux, I merely add my toe to the pool of mild giddiness brought about from the clinking of glasses with friends.

Go for it bitch, drink til you can't feel no more!

Mr. CooL ICE

Sober here. All housemate's are out on their respective xmas parties, and I'm indoors feeling like an even more unemployed chump

lilminx

brianthebard wrote: »

Go for it bitch, drink til you can't feel no more!

Oh Bard.. in some parts.. that can be taken as a proposal of marraige?!

Agent Smith

i've had a few drinks, Not smashed tho, much the pity

The Gnome

Been drinking hot port and mulled wine since 2ish and I'm not drunk.... Somethings wrong. I am, however, expecting my mate (who has also been on the port and wine and decided to go out for more three hours ago) to collapse in the door at any minute.

Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

Big xmas party tomorrow which we and all of our other friends will attend, so I'm looking for something he won't notice until it's too late and will generally end with him in a shame spiral.

brianthebard

lilminx wrote: »

Oh Bard.. in some parts.. that can be taken as a proposal of marraige?!

You were talking all proper like, I had to make it street again....Btw if anyone's interested the left over wine is very drinkable! Santa luz, chilean, 13.5%

brianthebard

The Gnome wrote: »

Been drinking hot port and mulled wine since 2ish and I'm not drunk.... Somethings wrong. I am, however, expecting my mate (who has also been on the port and wine and decided to go out for more three hours ago) to collapse in the door at any minute.

Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

Big xmas party which we and all of our other friends will attend, so I'm looking for something he won't notice until it's too late and will generally end with him in a shame spiral.

Rape him.

The Gnome

brianthebard wrote: »

Rape him.

Too vanilla.

lilminx

The Gnome wrote: »

Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

Ah hon - now that's just not on.. I'll volunteer to abuse your body for ya!!!


That help?

lilminx

brianthebard wrote: »

You were talking all proper like, I had to make it street again....Btw if anyone's interested the left over wine is very drinkable! Santa luz, chilean, 13.5%

Street? Could you translate for the countrified? We go by boreens down here...

and drop the wine over. I'll look after it for you...

The Gnome

lilminx wrote:

actually the above statement should be taken as evidence as to the fact that the lilminx is an 'ickle' tipsy..

lilminx wrote:

Ah hon - now that's just not on.. I'll volunteer to abuse your body for ya!!!:D


That help?

Being a gentleman I couldn't possibly take advantage. Plus you're still concious.;)

breadmond

im just a wee bit pished. had to take it easy tonight cos i'v an exam tomorrow

lilminx

The Gnome wrote: »

Being a gentleman I couldn't possibly take advantage. Plus you're still concious.;)

I'm still conscious yes...

but darling...

it's better that way...


I can call yore ma while I'm beating the crap outta ya?!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What kind of a student are you...?

brianthebard

lilminx wrote: »

Street? Could you translate for the countrified? We go by boreens down here...

and drop the wine over. I'll look after it for you...

Lolz I was streeting it for you, didn't realise you were country!

cHaTbOx

hehe 1.5 litres of cider and some stonger stuff

I am

lilminx

brianthebard wrote: »

Lolz I was streeting it for you, didn't realise you were country!

what are we - Donny and Marie of the Boards? lol

oh baby.. talk street to me..

cHaTbOx

lilminx wrote: »

what are we - Donny and Marie of the Boards? lol

oh baby.. talk street to me..

cmere bebay

you have got wonderful ears;)

lilminx

random chatbox wrote: »

cmere bebay

you have got wonderful ears;)

oh goodness...

bebay!?

if 'twas

baybeeh

i'd say something