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Sir Gallagher · 12-12-2008 02:09AM

In$omniac wrote: »

Some girls actually like that :P

Ooooh sailor..jpg

The_Minister · 12-12-2008 02:25AM

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Ooooh sailor..jpg

You legend.

We get nowhere near enough Carry On references.

Caballe · 12-12-2008 02:25AM

GrayD wrote: »

Hey,
Ok, this sint the usual "I can't get a girl so I'm gonna piss all over everyone" type post...

It's just one thing that I think is retarded and I kinda wanted to smack a few the other night to tell them cop on.

Why is it, that if you're having the craic on the dancefloor with your friends that gilrs always approach you with their back?

The obviously see you... they do this backing up type dancy thing half way across the floor to dance up next to ya and give the inconspicuous nudge or booty bump and the usual rubbish... then they jsut dance away with their back to ya.

Like, how the hell am I supposed to do something? If I try to move around to actually engage with you, you keep turing so your backing is to me... And full well knowing how offended you'll be I end up saying "**** it" and just try to dance with you behind you'll storm off at what a creep I am for being so unoriginal....

Jesus girls... theres a bit of give n take here like...

.. all the one, I'll get ya at the bar later but still, its not hard, don't mkae it...

Dunno why this annoys me, it just never makes sense.

Few options here:
a) You arent as good looking as they thought up close, que 180 from the girl and onto the next target
b) They're not that good looking and try to impress with sexy booty dance....
...havent quite figured the rest out.

Most women dont do this. I'd recommend staying away.

AlmightyCushion · 12-12-2008 02:29AM

qz wrote: »

They don't want to look at your ugly fúcking face that's why.

Tone it down a little there.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-12-2008 02:32AM

OP: Have you tried hiring prostitutes?

Fizman · 12-12-2008 02:39AM

He did, but his proposition probably included "but you have to face me when dancing, ok?" so the prostitute just fcked right off down to the other corner.

Plug · 12-12-2008 09:09AM

They want to get rode up the arse. Go for it OP while the cider gases escape.

Dragan · 12-12-2008 10:31AM

GrayD wrote: »

I love Irish dudes repsonses to these things about girls...

From the clueless..haha

So where are you from? Considering all you seem to get is a crotch rub off some faceless chicks sweaty back i'd stop throwing stones if i was you.

not yet · 12-12-2008 10:37AM

Take her firmly by the wrist(with you big man hands) and softly say into her ear........If you don't fcuk of out of here I'm going to...INSERT SOMETHING VERY NASTY.

If she doesn't fall for your charms then your fcuked.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-12-2008 10:43AM

not yet wrote: »

(with you big man hands)

What kind of a nickname is that?

ShooterSF · 12-12-2008 10:49AM

Carry around a hotdog sausage. Slip it into her hand with her back to you. Laugh at reaction.

Explain to the bouncer it was a hotdog, really. Explain to the garda it was a HOTDOG!

Explain to the judge it was hotdog.

Explain to your co-sharing inmate that it was a hotdog. Tell him no you dont want to reinact (sp?) the scene. Cry while dying a little inside.

AnonoBoy · 12-12-2008 11:08AM

Irish guys trying to pick up girls on the dancefloor. It's always hilarious to watch.

Everyone knows you do it at the bar when you challenge them to a shots drinking competition. :rolleyes:

TwoShedsJackson · 12-12-2008 11:21AM

GrayD wrote: »

Maybe I am, then why bother following me around doing it repeatedly? Thats all I'm asking, like, what the hell is he girls tactic here?

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME GIRLS HAVE TOUCHED ME!¬!!!!!!!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-12-2008 11:27AM

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME GIRLS HAVE TOUCHED ME!¬!!!!!!!

Don't be afraid TwoSheds, just show us on this doll where the girls touched you.

IvySlayer · 12-12-2008 01:32PM

Maybe....they're...DRUNK?

Alcohol tends to effect your motor skills

Ross_Mahon · 12-12-2008 02:15PM

Put your hand on her hips and dance with her from behind, then swing her around, She will either dance off away from you or stay with you, Its all about eye contact and body movement.

Boom_Bap · 12-12-2008 03:28PM

I know the answer to this.

if you're having the craic on the dancefloor

This is your mistake, men should not be anywhere on the dancefloor, prowl the perimeter but never enter...unless there is a shortcut to the bar. Not even to have the craic.

Have you ever seen a man dance? It's just wrong.

TheTubes · 12-12-2008 03:46PM

Dont go dancing untill you have soiled yourself and sat in it for a good 10-15 minutes and till it has soaked right thru your pants.
Then go out dancing and anyone that rubs up against your ass will get what they deserve.

Smart Bug · 12-12-2008 03:49PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I know the answer to this.

This is your mistake, men should not be anywhere on the dancefloor, prowl the perimeter but never enter...unless there is a shortcut to the bar. Not even to have the craic.

Have you ever seen a man dance? It's just wrong.

Agree with this. OP, they think you have the ghey, thus safe to dance with.

My advice: accept your tendencies and don't feel guilty when you're doing the YMCA dance at your local night spot. It will lead to a happier, healthier, campier you, plus you won't have to bother about what the girls are thinking/doing.

Galvasean · 12-12-2008 06:52PM

They are trying to flirtatiously dance 'sexy' with you. Alas, the typical drunken Irish nightclubber can't always do 'sexy' properly. More often than not they'll just end up rubbing their arses off you repeatedly. Gawddamnit I am not toilet paper! :mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-12-2008 07:22PM

Galvasean wrote: »

Gawddamnit I am not toilet paper! :mad:

Galvasean is like St Bernard toilet paper. He's rough, tough and takes shít off no-one.

galwayguy22 · 12-12-2008 07:54PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Have you ever seen a man dance? It's just wrong.

I don't go to nightclubs much, but was in one last night, and the above is very true.

I wish I knew about this girl with her back to me dancing thing, I was trying to enjoy my drink chatting to a mate and my arse/back was red raw with this one behind me rubbing up against me.

Not saying she was interested or anything, but after reading this thread I look at it in a different light.

DarkJager · 12-12-2008 07:56PM

Its alright when the bird is actually decent, a lot worse when the "heavy" ladies start trying to do it - its like being reversed into by a ****ing truck. It happened me one night while I was blind drunk - some bird who was more wobbling around than dancing started trying to sexy dance with me, only to headbutt me with the back of her skull. She ended up with a fine layer of vomit running down the back of her head and top and I got ****ed out of the club.

Mr. Presentable · 12-12-2008 08:02PM

She's messing with your head. You should mess with her left ankle as she tippy-taps away

Sir Gallagher · 12-12-2008 08:25PM

The worst dance a girl can do is when your dancing with them (orthodox face to face dancing unlike our main protagonist here) and they do the whole drop down on their hunkers and coming back up all while maintaining an eerie eye contact with you. Girls, Save the last Dance isn't cool anymore get a new move.

galwayguy22 · 12-12-2008 08:29PM

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

The worst dance a girl can do is when your dancing with them (orthodox face to face dancing unlike our main protagonist here) and they do the whole drop down on their hunkers and coming back up all while maintaining an eerie eye contact with you. Girls, Save the last Dance isn't cool anymore get a new move.

Yeah wtf is with that?

Why drop down "on their hunkers"? Her head ends up level with my crotch, all I feel like doing for that split second is thrusting forward, but then I remember I'm in a public place.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-12-2008 08:29PM

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

The worst dance a girl can do is when your dancing with them (orthodox face to face dancing unlike our main protagonist here) and they do the whole drop down on their hunkers and coming back up all while maintaining an eerie eye contact with you. Girls, Save the last Dance isn't cool anymore get a new move.

Yes, maybe they should just stay down there altogether.

Sir Gallagher · 12-12-2008 08:44PM

It's like girls who do Pole Dancing lessons too, only strippers should dance like strippers.

galwayguy22 · 12-12-2008 08:58PM

Within every girl there's a stripper dying to get out.

ShooterSF · 12-12-2008 09:29PM

In some cases that's cause they've eaten one.

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