Girls: Nightclubs: Muppets

GrayD · 12-12-2008 12:19AM #1

Hey,
Ok, this sint the usual "I can't get a girl so I'm gonna piss all over everyone" type post...

It's just one thing that I think is retarded and I kinda wanted to smack a few the other night to tell them cop on.

Why is it, that if you're having the craic on the dancefloor with your friends that gilrs always approach you with their back?

The obviously see you... they do this backing up type dancy thing half way across the floor to dance up next to ya and give the inconspicuous nudge or booty bump and the usual rubbish... then they jsut dance away with their back to ya.

Like, how the hell am I supposed to do something? If I try to move around to actually engage with you, you keep turing so your backing is to me... And full well knowing how offended you'll be I end up saying "**** it" and just try to dance with you behind you'll storm off at what a creep I am for being so unoriginal....

Jesus girls... theres a bit of give n take here like...

.. all the one, I'll get ya at the bar later but still, its not hard, don't mkae it...

Dunno why this annoys me, it just never makes sense.

qz · 12-12-2008 12:20AM

They don't want to look at your ugly fúcking face that's why.

LolaLuv · 12-12-2008 12:21AM

Maybe they just accidentally bumped into you? :eek:

AlmightyCushion · 12-12-2008 12:21AM

They've got an erection.

GrayD · 12-12-2008 12:23AM

Maybe I am, then why bother following me around doing it repeatedly? Thats all I'm asking, like, what the hell is he girls tactic here?

Kold · 12-12-2008 12:23AM

Punch them in the f*cking head. You're facilitating their behaviour.

Zombrex · 12-12-2008 12:23AM

GrayD wrote: »

Dunno why this annoys me, it just never makes sense.

You seem to think that they are dancing towards you for that purpose, rather than just dancing around the dance floor (it is actually quite hard to dance on a single spot)

The fact that they dance away from you after they approach would kinda suggest that they aren't dancing up to be close to you particularly, they are just moving around.

... either way I find a good smack on the arse normally does the trick, no girls will be "annoying" you after that

Delirium · 12-12-2008 12:24AM

Just pull their hair or call them mean names.;)

minidazzler · 12-12-2008 12:26AM

Kold wrote: »

Punch them in the f*cking head. You're facilitating their behaviour.

Or the vagina, that'll learn em!!!

But really, just go up and kiss one of them sometime.

or

go up sometime and ask her how much for a BJ.

brianthebard · 12-12-2008 12:26AM

Kold wrote: »

Punch them in the f*cking head. You're facilitating their behaviour.

Donkeypunching ftw.

shenanigans1982 · 12-12-2008 12:26AM

Go find yourself a nice man.....you're better than those girls. Or get a brown paper bag.

FlutterinBantam · 12-12-2008 12:28AM

They are telling you that they like it up the cigar cutter;)

Saibh · 12-12-2008 12:28AM

Do unto others as you would have others do onto you - see how they like it:)

GrayD · 12-12-2008 12:30AM

I love Irish dudes repsonses to these things about girls...

From the clueless..haha

Pighead · 12-12-2008 12:31AM

Don't mind them GrayD, Pighead's sure you're not ugly. They're just jealous of your ability to write more than two lines on a subject.

Back to your problem. Jeekers, it's a toughie buddy. Pigheads not sure he has the answer to this one. Maybe there is no answer. Sometimes things just don't make sense and it's better off just to accept it, move on and stop scratching around in the dirt looking for a solution that just isn't there.

It's like that whole Miss Universe thing. The winner is ALWAYS from Earth. Every single flipping year. For years Pighead tried to find out how this could be but in the end he realised it was better to let it go and stop scratching.

Saibh · 12-12-2008 12:31AM

GrayD wrote: »

I love Irish dudes repsonses to these things about girls...

From the clueless..haha

what about the dudess...

Red Hand · 12-12-2008 12:32AM

Invest in an electric cattle prod, OP.

pablomakaveli · 12-12-2008 12:32AM

I saw the thread title and assumed Kermit the frog had been spotted in a nightclub with some girls.
Another disappointment for me.:(

genericgoon · 12-12-2008 12:36AM

So what is exactly is this ratio between Girls:Nightclubs:Muppets ?

Quazzie · 12-12-2008 12:36AM

I find a swift kick to the ovaries is usually enough!!

giggsy664 · 12-12-2008 12:37AM

qz wrote: »

They don't want to look at your ugly fúcking face that's why.

This man, speaks the truth

Acacia · 12-12-2008 12:38AM

I think it's probably a case of what someone else mentioned earlier- they're just moving around the dance floor and you happen to be there. Or maybe they just like dancing slutty, but don't mean for anything to come of it? I dance with random guys when I'm out, it doesn't mean I want to hook up with them necessarily.

Mr. Incognito · 12-12-2008 12:44AM

Glue thumbtacks to the seat of your pants.

Few cm stabbings never hurt anyone, and if she's from Limerick, she'll be well used to it and suck you off in the alley.

Fizman · 12-12-2008 12:49AM

OP, When a girl backs into me on the floor, I just perform casual anal on them.

Fizman · 12-12-2008 12:51AM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Glue thumbtacks to the seat of your pants.

Few cm stabbings never hurt anyone, and if she's from Limerick, she'll be well used to it and suck you off in the alley.

I was about to argue with you. But then I read the first line of your sig. Thanks for the heads up.

ScumLord · 12-12-2008 12:56AM

GrayD wrote: »

The obviously see you... they do this backing up type dancy thing half way across the floor to dance up next to ya and give the inconspicuous nudge or booty bump and the usual rubbish... then they jsut dance away with their back to ya.

Your so out of touch, that's the moonwalk. It's making a come back don't ya know.

Dave! · 12-12-2008 01:06AM

That's usually your queue to rub up against them with your woody.

Glad I could help.

Dave.

Mr. CooL ICE · 12-12-2008 01:10AM

Piano wire ftw

They usually sound like kermit for a few seconds

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 12-12-2008 01:28AM

GrayD wrote: »

Hey,
Ok, this sint the usual "I can't get a girl so I'm gonna piss all over everyone" type post...

It's just one thing that I think is retarded and I kinda wanted to smack a few the other night to tell them cop on.

Why is it, that if you're having the craic on the dancefloor with your friends that gilrs always approach you with their back?

The obviously see you... they do this backing up type dancy thing half way across the floor to dance up next to ya and give the inconspicuous nudge or booty bump and the usual rubbish... then they jsut dance away with their back to ya.

Like, how the hell am I supposed to do something? If I try to move around to actually engage with you, you keep turing so your backing is to me... And full well knowing how offended you'll be I end up saying "**** it" and just try to dance with you behind you'll storm off at what a creep I am for being so unoriginal....

Jesus girls... theres a bit of give n take here like...

.. all the one, I'll get ya at the bar later but still, its not hard, don't mkae it...

Dunno why this annoys me, it just never makes sense.

I both hate, and love women

jester77 · 12-12-2008 01:49AM

Have you tried talking to them?

... oh wait, wrong forum...

Turn around and keep your hips in rythm with her ass shaking, then whisper into the ear that there will be more of that later and stick your tongue into her ear for good measure. Always works, they love that romantic stuff!

In$omniac · 12-12-2008 01:50AM

Wicknight wrote: »

You seem to think that they are dancing towards you for that purpose, rather than just dancing around the dance floor (it is actually quite hard to dance on a single spot)

The fact that they dance away from you after they approach would kinda suggest that they aren't dancing up to be close to you particularly, they are just moving around.

... either way I find a good smack on the arse normally does the trick, no girls will be "annoying" you after that

Some girls actually like that :P

Girls: Nightclubs: Muppets

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