missing word game!

demakinz · 03-12-2008 10:47am #1

im going to try this and see if it takes off if not never mind.

il post a line in a song/sentence/speece etc. and leave out some words you fill them in trying to be as funny as possible then post a line for the person under you and so on.
ok example....
ohhhh hoooo my sex is on fire.
ohhhh hooo my sex is on ebay for 9.99.

welcome to the afternoon show today we'll be ________________.

Green Giant · 03-12-2008 11:31am

Welcome to the afternoon show. Today we'll be re-enacting a scene from MacGyver where we'll make a Sherman tank out of a toy car and a blade of grass.

Ask not what your ________ can do for you. Ask what you can do for your _________.

03-12-2008 11:37am

Ask not what your ma can do for you. Ask what you can do for your ma

No no......no no no no........no no there's no ____________________

Dizzyblonde · 03-12-2008 1:23pm

No no......no no no no........no no there's no Santa

She cries like a child but she's always a _______________to me

Shivers26 · 03-12-2008 5:00pm

She cries like a child but she's always a dizzy blonde to me

If I lay here, If I just lay here would you___________________

Green Giant · 04-12-2008 11:05am

If I lay here, If I just lay here would you honestly give a toss?

Maybe you're gonna be the one that ______________ me

Dizzyblonde · 04-12-2008 11:27am

Maybe you're gonna be the one that catheterises me

I'm dreaming of a ______________________

Shivers26 · 04-12-2008 11:47am

I'm dreaming of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives called into question

On the first day of Christmas ____________________

Green Giant · 05-12-2008 11:35am

On the first day of Christmas the decorations fell down.

And the bells were ringing out for _________

IRA cod4 clan · 11-12-2008 11:18am

And the bells were ringing out for a green giant

Blisterman · 12-12-2008 12:52am

You have to put a new sentence down.
Since you didn't, I'll do it for you.

All because the lady loves milk _______

IRA cod4 clan · 12-12-2008 11:27am

all becouse the lody loves the tramp

you stay classey ____________

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 12-12-2008 11:57am

you stay classey but you can't spell for nuts.

There was a ____, a lonely____, who lost ___ ____ through his_______

sassa · 13-01-2009 4:11am

There was a man, a lonely man, who lost his penis through his letterbox and was then even more lonely and bored
everybodys talkin about __________ ___________ __________

Loopy · 13-01-2009 5:32pm

There was a man, a lonely man, who lost his penis through his letterbox and was then even more lonely and bored everybodys talkin about this shrivelled lonely langer

I desperately needed a _____________ before I _________________

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 14-01-2009 5:42pm

I desperately needed a return to respectable replies before I would return to this game.

Sailing ______ through ________

Les_Rebels123 · 09-02-2009 12:19am

sailing aimlessy through life.

its been a while since anyone _________ on this_________!!!

ShamoBuc · 20-02-2009 1:59pm

its been a while since anyone did thatn my bed

Say ________ to my _________ friend

Steo46 · 22-02-2009 10:44pm

Say feck all to my girl friend.

Have I told you lately that I ____ you.

Helmet · 24-02-2009 10:37pm

Have I told you lately that I complete you.

Of all the __________ in all the _______________ she had to__________ __________ mine.

ShamoBuc · 26-02-2009 12:02am

Of all the cars in all the raffic jams she had to crash into mine.

It's time we ______ ______ to the government

Alice1 · 08-03-2009 8:34pm

It's time we said bye to the Government.

She tucked her ____________ neatly into her __________

sillyputty · 08-03-2009 8:52pm

She tucked her bra neatly into her underwear

you gotta ask _______ one question: Do I feel ________? Well, do ya, _____?

Kieo · 09-03-2009 6:26pm

you gotta ask that one question: Do I feel manly? Well, do ya,mrs?

i was standing there, ___________ for you

Helmet · 09-03-2009 6:42pm

i was standing there, posing for youtube

Helmet · 09-03-2009 6:43pm

i was standing there, posing for youtube

In the beginning there was only_____________, then _________ created ____________.

sallysaucer · 13-03-2009 10:18am

In the beginning there was only ****e then Willy Wonka created chocolate!

Twinkle Twinkle Little _______________

Green Giant · 17-03-2009 10:23am

Twinkle Twinkle Little Clapped-out Nissan Micra

Never drink and __________

Malice · 17-03-2009 10:50am

Never drink and twirl.

Our _____ remind us that the ____ is ____.

Alice1 · 17-03-2009 1:56pm

Our waistbands remind us that the fat is piling on.

Treat 'em __________ to keep 'em _________

Malice · 18-03-2009 6:46pm

Treat 'em icily to keep 'em nice.

All these _____ they've tried to bring ____ to your _____

RHunce · 22-03-2009 2:59am

All these hoes they've tried to bring in to your bed

i cant live ______ or ______ you

Malice · 22-03-2009 10:57am

I can't live in front or beside you.

I need to _____ in _____ to be ____.

líreacán · 29-03-2009 7:41pm

I need to be in you to be happy

I love _________ in the springtime, I love _________ in the fall.

ShamoBuc · 29-03-2009 10:20pm

I love breasts in the springtime, I love ass in the fall.

Show me the way to go _______

Malice · 30-03-2009 10:40am

Show me the way to go to the Puzzles & Quizzes forum.

Inflict ______ upon the _________

orourkeda · 30-03-2009 11:57pm

Inflict fanny upon the many

It's enough to make you wonder sometimes if ________________

Steo46 · 04-04-2009 11:03pm

It's enough to make you wonder sometimes if women are human.

I want to ______ you all over.

Inter · 21-04-2009 1:41pm

I want to drive you all over.

There's no _____________ for good manners

Loopy · 21-04-2009 2:18pm

There's no need for good manners

how come every time I see _______ I get an itchy _________

Inter · 21-04-2009 2:25pm

how come every time I see the sunrise through a telescope I get an itchy eye?

If there was ever a time for ______________ it's _________________-

kerry4sam · 22-04-2009 1:21am

If there was ever a time for peace it's now.

I always thought ______________ spoke ______________ until now.

Inter · 22-04-2009 9:55am

I always thought dogs spoke fluent dolphin until now.

Inter · 22-04-2009 9:55am

I always thought dogs spoke fluent dolphin until now.

My kangaroo has a _________________ that can't be ________________.

Mark2229 · 22-04-2009 10:06am

My kangaroo has a dodgy leg that cant be healed

If i _____ you, then im a _____

Inter · 22-04-2009 10:07am

If I prick you, then I'm a character from a Shakespeare play.

There once was a ____________ from _______________

kerry4sam · 22-04-2009 4:26pm

There once was a inter from laytown

The user should _______________ before calling ________________

Inter · 22-04-2009 4:31pm

The user should lift the seat before calling for assistance

Two times already and ____________ still wasn't ______________

Loopy · 22-04-2009 4:57pm

Two times already and OH still wasn't putting out

Sometimes when I ________________ it makes me rather _____________

Inter · 22-04-2009 5:10pm

Sometimes when I juggle it makes me rather pleased with myself

No one ______________ like _______________

Call me Socket · 22-04-2009 5:30pm

No one gobbles like PacMan

You want the ________? You can't handle the _______

missing word game!

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