missing word game!

demakinz

im going to try this and see if it takes off if not never mind.

il post a line in a song/sentence/speece etc. and leave out some words you fill them in trying to be as funny as possible then post a line for the person under you and so on.
ok example....
ohhhh hoooo my sex is on fire.
ohhhh hooo my sex is on ebay for 9.99.



welcome to the afternoon show today we'll be ________________.

Green Giant

Welcome to the afternoon show. Today we'll be re-enacting a scene from MacGyver where we'll make a Sherman tank out of a toy car and a blade of grass.

Ask not what your ________ can do for you. Ask what you can do for your _________.

Ask not what your ma can do for you. Ask what you can do for your ma



No no......no no no no........no no there's no ____________________

Dizzyblonde

No no......no no no no........no no there's no Santa

She cries like a child but she's always a _______________to me

Shivers26

She cries like a child but she's always a dizzy blonde to me

If I lay here, If I just lay here would you___________________

Green Giant

If I lay here, If I just lay here would you honestly give a toss?

Maybe you're gonna be the one that ______________ me

Dizzyblonde

Maybe you're gonna be the one that catheterises me


I'm dreaming of a ______________________

Shivers26

I'm dreaming of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives called into question

On the first day of Christmas ____________________

Green Giant

On the first day of Christmas the decorations fell down.

And the bells were ringing out for _________

IRA cod4 clan

And the bells were ringing out for a green giant

Blisterman

You have to put a new sentence down.
Since you didn't, I'll do it for you.

All because the lady loves milk _______

IRA cod4 clan

all becouse the lody loves the tramp



you stay classey ____________

you stay classey but you can't spell for nuts.

There was a ____, a lonely____, who lost ___ ____ through his_______

sassa

There was a man, a lonely man, who lost his penis through his letterbox and was then even more lonely and bored
everybodys talkin about __________ ___________ __________

Loopy

There was a man, a lonely man, who lost his penis through his letterbox and was then even more lonely and bored everybodys talkin about this shrivelled lonely langer




I desperately needed a _____________ before I _________________

I desperately needed a return to respectable replies before I would return to this game.

Sailing ______ through ________

Les_Rebels123

sailing aimlessy through life.

its been a while since anyone _________ on this_________!!!

ShamoBuc

its been a while since anyone did thatn my bed


Say ________ to my _________ friend

Steo46

Say feck all to my girl friend.

Have I told you lately that I ____ you.

Helmet

Have I told you lately that I complete you.

Of all the __________ in all the _______________ she had to__________ __________ mine.

ShamoBuc

Of all the cars in all the raffic jams she had to crash into mine.

It's time we ______ ______ to the government

Alice1

It's time we said bye to the Government.


She tucked her ____________ neatly into her __________

sillyputty

She tucked her bra neatly into her underwear

you gotta ask _______ one question: Do I feel ________? Well, do ya, _____?

Kieo

you gotta ask that one question: Do I feel manly? Well, do ya,mrs?


i was standing there, ___________ for you

Helmet

i was standing there, posing for youtube

Helmet

i was standing there, posing for youtube


In the beginning there was only_____________, then _________ created ____________.

sallysaucer

In the beginning there was only ****e then Willy Wonka created chocolate!

Twinkle Twinkle Little _______________

Green Giant

Twinkle Twinkle Little Clapped-out Nissan Micra

Never drink and __________

Malice

Never drink and twirl.

Our _____ remind us that the ____ is ____.

Alice1

Our waistbands remind us that the fat is piling on.

Treat 'em __________ to keep 'em _________

Malice

Treat 'em icily to keep 'em nice.

All these _____ they've tried to bring ____ to your _____