immaculate conception????

fryup · 10-12-2008 04:30PM #1

calling all theologans....

on the 8th of december we had the feast of the "imaculate conception" :rolleyes:

so my question is ....seeing that jesus as born on the 25th, does that mean that mary was only pregnant for two and a bit weeks ?? or twelve and a bits months...either way it doesn't add up

6th · 10-12-2008 04:31PM

Question: Are you really that dumb?

stovelid · 10-12-2008 04:32PM

fryup wrote: »

so my question is ....seeing that jesus as born on the 25th, does that mean that mary was only pregnant for two and a bit weeks ?? or twelve and a bits months...either way it doesn't add up

whisper/ it was all made up.

Piste · 10-12-2008 04:33PM

Lolfail. The immaculate conception refers to the conception of Mary who is said to have been born without sin.

fryup · 10-12-2008 04:34PM

Sadotage wrote: »

Question: Are you really that dumb?

well i mean she got preggers on the 8th and he was born on the 25th...so whats goin on there??

AnonoBoy · 10-12-2008 04:35PM

fryup wrote: »

calling all theologans....

on the 8th of december we had the feast of the "imaculate conception" :rolleyes:

so my question is ....seeing that jesus as born on the 25th, does that mean that mary was only pregnant for two and a bit weeks ?? or twelve and a bits months...either way it doesn't add up

I doubt it's supposed to represent the actual date of the conception. More symbolic don't ya know?

spurious · 10-12-2008 04:35PM

She didn't get preggers on the 8th - she was conceived on the 8th.

It's fierce hard to follow, I know.

stovelid · 10-12-2008 04:35PM

Piste wrote: »

Lolfail. The immaculate conception refers to the conception of Mary who is said to have been born without sin.

So they're finally admitting that the little brasser did get up on Joseph, then?

The DUP will be pleased.

Sonderval · 10-12-2008 04:35PM

she got preggers on the 8th and he was born on the 25th...so whats goin on there??

Your ma!

Malari · 10-12-2008 04:36PM

Piste wrote: »

Lolfail. The immaculate conception refers to the conception of Mary who is said to have been born without sin.

Not a lot of people know that! I only realised that's what it was about for the first time last year :pac:

anonymous_joe · 10-12-2008 04:37PM

Piste wrote: »

Lolfail. The immaculate conception refers to the conception of Mary who is said to have been born without sin.

Now you've ruined people's fun with a sensible argument. :pac:

Overheal · 10-12-2008 04:37PM

I dont know whether to tell the OP that Jesus was an Aborted Foetus or a Chestbursting Alien. Both are technically correct.

6th · 10-12-2008 04:38PM

Thank you for answering my question. Collect your cert at the door.

Biggins · 10-12-2008 04:40PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I doubt it's supposed to represent the actual date of the conception. More symbolic don't ya know?

Aye, just like his birthdate.

_blank_ · 10-12-2008 04:47PM

ffs.

immaculate conception isn't when jaysis was conceived.

it refers to the fact that Mary was conceived without sin.

therefore, she is immaculate.

idiots.

Turd Ferguson · 10-12-2008 04:47PM

fryup wrote: »

does that mean that mary was only pregnant for two and a bit weeks ??

Yes it does. Mary was infact a small hamster. Not many people know that

Prof.Badass · 10-12-2008 04:53PM

Piste wrote: »

Lolfail. The immaculate conception refers to the conception of Mary who is said to have been born without sin.

is that supposed to imply that even within marraige sex is a sin?

_blank_ · 10-12-2008 04:55PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

is that supposed to imply that even within marraige sex is a sin?

No.

It refers to the fact that Mary was conceived without the ability to commit any sin.

Jesus fúcking christ.

Were you lot thought nothing in school?

fryup · 10-12-2008 04:55PM

Des wrote: »

ffs.

immaculate conception isn't when jaysis was conceived.

it refers to the fact that Mary was conceived without sin.

well thats news to me

, so you're telling me mary's mother did'nt do the business either??

ordinary_story · 10-12-2008 04:57PM

-Religion Lite-
"for those that sat in the back of the classroom"

Biggins · 10-12-2008 04:57PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

is that supposed to imply that even within marraige sex is a sin?

May be apparently so but the Rome Org' overlooks that! :rolleyes:

"Mary was conceived without the ability to commit any sin" - what was she? A pre-programmed android?

Cokehead Mother · 10-12-2008 04:57PM

fryup wrote: »

well thats news to me, so you're telling me mary's mother did'nt do the business either??

Please stop posting in this thread.

_blank_ · 10-12-2008 04:57PM

fryup wrote: »

well thats news to me, so you're telling me mary's mother did'nt do the business either??

nope.

:rolleyes:

Roadend · 10-12-2008 04:58PM

Des wrote: »

No.

It refers to the fact that Mary was conceived without the ability to commit any sin.

Jesus fúcking christ.

Were you lot thought nothing in school?

So when she pulled off young Joseph behind the synagogue after prayers she wasn't sinning?

javaboy · 10-12-2008 04:59PM

Des wrote: »

ffs.

immaculate conception isn't when jaysis was conceived.

it refers to the fact that Mary was conceived without sin.

therefore, she is immaculate.

idiots.

Relax Des it's a common misconception.

ShooterSF · 10-12-2008 04:59PM

It's been worked out that if Jesus did exist he was most likely born more around march or april. You're forgetting that the 25th of December is celebrating the birth of Santa.

stovelid · 10-12-2008 05:01PM

Des wrote: »

ffs.

immaculate conception isn't when jaysis was conceived.

it refers to the fact that Mary was conceived without sin.

therefore, she is immaculate.

idiots.

I can honestly say I had no idea. I always thought that it meant Jaysus was made without any 'input' from Joseph.

fryup · 10-12-2008 05:02PM

ShooterSF wrote: »

You're forgetting that the 25th of December is celebrating the birth of Santa.

so santa was born of immaculate conception as well:eek:

toiletduck · 10-12-2008 05:02PM

fryup wrote: »

so santa was born of immaculate conception as well:eek:

Like Darth Vader.

Valmont · 10-12-2008 05:03PM

Ahhh I see now. I always thought it was the immaculate contraption that got our virgin mary pregnant and that's why she was virgin, it wasn't a real cock.

Prof.Badass · 10-12-2008 05:04PM

Des wrote: »

No.

It refers to the fact that Mary was conceived without the ability to commit any sin.

Jesus fúcking christ.

Were you lot thought nothing in school?

yeah, but they way they put the emphasis on conception,

They don't say that she was created without sin. They say she was immaculately CONCEVIEVED implying there was something different about her actual conception. As if sex and immaculateness are somehow incompatible (which would make sense from the churches self-denial stance back in the middle ages).

The words "immaculate conception" make it sound as if there's something unclean about normal sex.

immaculate conception????

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