Do you think American women are butch?

LolaLuv · 09-12-2008 01:54AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Butch? No. They would have a reputation for being loud maybe? And the typical Irish male (outside of middle class Dublin that is) is going to clam up amongst loud people (unless drunk).;)

Whereas, down the country, there are the more masculine of us male Irish, with our pasty white skin, freckles and hairy backs. We're no soft handed metrosexuals! :mad: No cafe lattes and bagels for us!:mad: Them foppish scholars with their iPods and youtunetubes and their bleeding Che Guevarra T shirts!:mad:

Black tea, strips of boiled bacon and slices of bread as thick as bricks-that' what we thrive on! That and cursing! Going out to a f*cking bog in the middle of nowhere and pulling fecking great big tree shtumps out of the ground with our bare shovel-like hands is our greatest joy. The bog is our university. It is out great love.

There is nothing like a bunch of burly countrymen going round in the flogging horizontal rain, shouting at the top of their lungs as they sunder apart great stumps and rocks with nothing but metal bars.

Jesus, I weep thinking of it.

I salute your post. This is what Dublin is lacking; surly, rugged lumberjacks.

And why is it that Irish men do that clamming up thing? I'm not loud, but I'm pretty outgoing, and sometimes if I try to strike up a conversation with a local they react like they've never seen a woman before, let alone heard one speak. Are they just shy or am I violating some core social code?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 09-12-2008 01:59AM

Cork and Dublin have so many girly men... Unbelievable amount. But this is not a fair representation of our country. Go to the Glen of Imaal and have a few pints... You won't see any of that ****e going on up there. You see, it is more accepted in our capitol so people take advantage of it... pfft... It sickens me...

pseudonym1 · 09-12-2008 02:01AM

Perhaps -i am due a couple of days meeting up with friends before xmas and a look round the shops would be nice - ohhh but I have so many plans made to exert my pocket and liver already it'll have to be considered a bit more.

The_Minister · 09-12-2008 02:05AM

Most American girls I've met have had giant racks and been slappers.

Is that what you mean?

EDIT: 5 pages! Whoops

EDIt 2.0: Just read most of the thread. I think that Americans are loud.
American girls are also loud.
They also tend to be more forceful, but they have a certain fun to them.

pseudonym1 · 09-12-2008 02:06AM

Jerimiah
LOLZ

TBH though all sounds a bit Gay!

LolaLuv · 09-12-2008 02:11AM

The_Minister wrote: »

Most American girls I've met have had giant racks and been slappers.

Is that what you mean?

EDIT: 5 pages! Whoops

Lies. All lies. We are fragile flowers and pure as the fresh-driven snow.

The_Minister · 09-12-2008 02:12AM

PillyPen wrote: »

Lies. All lies. We are fragile flowers and pure as the fresh-driven snow.

/Checks STI figures for America
/Backs away slowly

LolaLuv · 09-12-2008 02:13AM

The_Minister wrote: »

/Checks STI figures for America
/Backs away slowly

Nah, don't worry. You weren't gonna get it anyway!

Yore ma, on the other hand...

And what's this about American women being forceful? That makes us sound like rapists or something.

hullaballoo · 09-12-2008 02:17AM

PillyPen wrote: »

...That makes us sound like rapists or something.

That was the 'fun' to which he was referring.

5starpool · 09-12-2008 02:21AM

PillyPen wrote: »

And what's this about American women being forceful? That makes us sound like rapists or something.

Well if you aren't going to at least pretend to rape one of us 'shy but manly' irish types you might as well stop posting now

/thread

LolaLuv · 09-12-2008 02:27AM

5starpool wrote: »

Well if you aren't going to at least pretend to rape one of us 'shy but manly' irish types you might as well stop posting now

/thread

Hmm, maybe it's the American propensity toward rape that makes the Irish men clam up. Can't say I blame them for being careful. :rolleyes:

hullaballoo · 09-12-2008 02:28AM

PillyPen wrote: »

Hmm, maybe it's the American propensity toward rape that makes the Irish men clam up. Can't say I blame them for being careful. :rolleyes:

American women are the reason they sell condoms in vending machines in Irish pubs.

5starpool · 09-12-2008 02:30AM

hullaballú wrote: »

American women are the reason they sell condoms in vending machines in Irish pubs.

That would tally with the records of the first American woman coming to Ireland around 1994 or so alright.

LolaLuv · 09-12-2008 02:31AM

hullaballú wrote: »

American women are the reason they sell condoms in vending machines in Irish pubs.

:eek::eek: Ok, if we weren't mortal enemies for the TCD/UCD thing, we are now. Good day to you. :mad:

Red Hand · 09-12-2008 02:34AM

PillyPen wrote: »

And why is it that Irish men do that clamming up thing? I'm not loud, but I'm pretty outgoing, and sometimes if I try to strike up a conversation with a local they react like they've never seen a woman before, let alone heard one speak. Are they just shy or am I violating some core social code?

Well, for many fellows (and this would really apply to many of us rural fellows), when they encounter someone really outgoing and, say, "flamboyant" then they will shoot back into their shells. It isn't what they are used to. "Flamboyant" can be simply being a "foreigener":).Without the comforting blanket of alcohol, assertiveness (or even plain friendliness) can be unsettling. At least that is how many Americans are thought of. For many Irish, there is a degree of bullsh*t and ritual one has to go through before being accepted. Anything different can result in clamming. In my opinion of course.

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Jeremiah
LOLZ

TBH though all sounds a bit Gay!

The real Irish countryman does not know what Gay is (unless you are talking about that saintly broadcaster, Gay Byrne)

Now, who's for a day in the bog tomorrw, footing stook after stook of turf? There'll be a noggin of home brewed turpintine in it for the lucky brave ones!

hullaballoo · 09-12-2008 02:35AM

PillyPen wrote: »

:eek::eek: Ok, if we weren't mortal enemies for the TCD/UCD thing, we are now. Good day to you. :mad:

???

I thought I was just paraphrasing your post?

Anyway, we've had this discussion before. I won't be your enemy, no matter how much you want me to: the best I can do is nonchalant respondant. Take it or leave it.

Edit: I'm sure there should be smilies in this post to let people know I'm j/k, but I really hate those fcukers. THEY are the true enemy.

5starpool · 09-12-2008 02:40AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Now, who's for a day in the bog tomorrw, footing stook after stook of turf? There'll be a noggin of home brewed turpintine in it for the lucky brave ones!

Your use of Munster culchiespeak confuses me as a native of Connacht culchiespeak. I understand your sentence, but use some different terms.

Since however Connacht Irish pronunciations are universally* acknowledged as being the definitive ones, as opposed to the weird Munster ones, I extrapolate that your use of Munster culchiespeak is also flawed.

I don't really do culchiespeak in print though.

It is, so no point arguing.

pseudonym1 · 09-12-2008 02:43AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Well, for many fellows (and this would really apply to many of us rural fellows), when they encounter someone really outgoing and, say, "flamboyant" then they will shoot back into their shells. It isn't what they are used to. "Flamboyant" can be simply being a "foreigener":).Without the comforting blanket of alcohol, assertiveness (or even plain friendliness) can be unsettling. At least that is how many Americans are thought of. For many Irish, there is a degree of bullsh*t and ritual one has to go through before being accepted. Anything different can result in clamming. In my opinion of course.

The real Irish countryman does not know what Gay is (unless you are talking about that saintly broadcaster, Gay Byrne)

Now, who's for a day in the bog tomorrw, footing stook after stook of turf? There'll be a noggin of home brewed turpintine in it for the lucky brave ones!

G's I know rural Irish men spend a lot of time on the bog... but a whole day!?
Asking randomers to accompanay you and serving them ~coughs under breath~ GAy BTW whats a footing stook? .. on second thoughts - don't wanna know :eek::D;)

LolaLuv · 09-12-2008 02:46AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Well, for many fellows (and this would really apply to many of us rural fellows), when they encounter someone really outgoing and, say, "flamboyant" then they will shoot back into their shells. It isn't what they are used to. "Flamboyant" can be simply being a "foreigener":).Without the comforting blanket of alcohol, assertiveness (or even plain friendliness) can be unsettling. At least that is how many Americans are thought of. For many Irish, there is a degree of bullsh*t and ritual one has to go through before being accepted. Anything different can result in clamming. In my opinion of course.

I guess I'll stick to chatting up the old men so. They don't clam up and always have something fun to say.

hullaballú wrote: »

???

I thought I was just paraphrasing your post?

Anyway, we've had this discussion before. I won't be your enemy, no matter how much you want me to: the best I can do is nonchalant respondant. Take it or leave it.

Edit: I'm sure there should be smilies in this post to let people know I'm j/k, but I really hate those fcukers. THEY are the true enemy.

Somehow I thought you were talking about American women being slappers. I do apologize; it must be your inferior UCD education that makes your posts so damn ambiguous.

Anyway, I don't think you can refuse to be someone's enemy after they've declared themselves your nemesis. I'll have to check the rulebook. Nevertheless, per your request and explanation, I withdraw my vitriol. But you're on notice.

Red Hand · 09-12-2008 02:49AM

5starpool wrote: »

Your use of Munster culchiespeak confuses me as a native of Connacht culchiespeak. I understand your sentence, but use some different terms.

Since however Connacht Irish pronunciations are universally* acknowledged as being the definitive ones, as opposed to the weird Munster ones, I extrapolate that your use of Munster culchiespeak is also flawed.

I don't really do culchiespeak in print though.

It is, so no point arguing.

Will you fwhisht a minite!:mad:

Do you tie the arse of your car closed with bailing twine? Is there a bale of hay in it?

Does every third word have to have "hoor" or "hooring" in it?

Then you are a culchie. Enough of your foosterin'!

Seriously, how do you pronounce "iontach"? I, a Munsterman, prounounce it as "ooohn-thuck". That is the test... (ooohn-thuck is correct;))

And I out culchie-speak you any day!

5starpool · 09-12-2008 02:52AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Will you fwhisht a minite!:mad:

Do you tie the arse of your car closed with bailing twine? Is there a bale of hay in it?

Does every third word have to have "hoor" or "hooring" in it?

Then you are a culchie. Enough of your foosterin'!

Seriously, how do you pronounce "iontach"? I, a Munsterman, prounounce it as "ooohn-thuck". That is the test... (ooohn-thuck is correct;))

And I out culchie-speak you any day!

eeen-thuck

Don't mess with universal acknowledgement.

Red Hand · 09-12-2008 02:54AM

pseudonym1 wrote: »

G's I know rural Irish men spend a lot of time on the bog... but a whole day!?
Asking randomers to accompanay you and serving them ~coughs under breath~ GAy BTW whats a footing stook? .. on second thoughts - don't wanna know :eek::D;)

*Flaps wrist*

You're all ganging up on me, I feel I jussss' wanna screammm!

Red Hand · 09-12-2008 02:56AM

5starpool wrote: »

eeen-thuck

Don't mess with universal acknowledgement.

Munster dialect is the correct one, sorry. Back to the Wesht with ye.:)

pseudonym1 · 09-12-2008 02:59AM

I just knew there was an effeminate side to that hurdle handed bog slaying man you potrayed!!

Have ya land? - my mate reckons that was old peoples culchie code for rich and fertile..

LolaLuv · 09-12-2008 03:00AM

pseudonym1 wrote: »

I just knew there was an effeminate side to that hurdle handed bog slaying man you potrayed!!

A bog slaying man with a soft side...every woman's dream!

SeekUp · 09-12-2008 03:01AM

hullaballú wrote: »

American women are the reason they sell condoms in vending machines in Irish pubs.

Don't act like you don't love it -- you can thank us later.

5starpool · 09-12-2008 03:03AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Munster dialect is the correct one, sorry. Back to the Wesht with ye.:)

I lived among you lot for about 7 years in the city of gowls and takkies. I know a province rife with wrong words when I see it.

pseudonym1 · 09-12-2008 03:08AM

PillyPen wrote: »

A bog slaying man with a soft side...every woman's dream!

Yay- Jeremiah pics please

not of you on bog though:(

The cunthree is full of them! So should come to beers in Galway...:)

Actually I declare it a national fest of beer and cheer - fun folk only please..

Yay!!!

Red Hand · 09-12-2008 03:19AM

PillyPen wrote: »

A bog slaying man with a soft side...every woman's dream!

The soft side is Sweeney's acre...he never properly dyked that bit of the bog.:pac:

I just knew there was an effeminate side to that hurdle handed bog slaying man you potrayed!!

Have ya land? - my mate reckons that was old peoples culchie code for rich and fertile..

Ha! Yeah, I've heard versions of that-"frontage" being a rathar apt euphemism.:)

LolaLuv · 09-12-2008 03:21AM

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Yay- Jeremiah pics please not of you on bog though:(

The cunthree is full of them! So should come to beers in Galway...:)

Actually I declare it a national fest of beer and cheer - fun folk only please..

Yay!!!

So I can meet the swarthy love of my life in Galway then return to Dublin to be re-surrounded by these delicate little she-men. The horror of it! :pac:

Beer and cheer ftw!

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