Memorable Movie/TV Quotes!!!

Ross_Mahon · 07-12-2008 09:51PM

Alex: "What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent"

-A Clockwork Orange

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 07-12-2008 09:56PM

"Like a pausey victim performing brain surgery with a pipe wrench"
Sin city, the big ugly guy.

"Captain fcuking magic"
The bad guy from Shoot shoot bang bang

monkeytronics · 07-12-2008 10:07PM

Bunny from Platoon:

"****in' pussy, man. He's laughing at you. Thats the way the gook laughs. I bet you're crying your little heart out ain't you? About Sandy and Sal and Manny. "

"Holy ****, d'you see that ****in' head come apart, man? "

Sgt Elias:
"Hey O'Neill, take a break! You don't have to be a prick every day of you life, you know. "

Lizzykins · 07-12-2008 10:12PM

Yippeekayaay motherf***** John McClean in Die Hard 2

Let's kick ass! Chief Lorenzo In Die Hard 2

IRISH RAIL · 07-12-2008 10:15PM

All good so far but none to beat this

your best, loosers try thier best winners go home and fcuk the prom queen

sean connery in the rock

tony1kenobi · 07-12-2008 10:20PM

"Junior, when I go home I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth"

Buford T Justice

Smokey and the Bandit.

Overheal · 07-12-2008 10:34PM

"I'll have what she's having."

"No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fúcking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orangutan in that."

Sharpshooter · 07-12-2008 10:36PM

Monty Python: The life of Brian.

Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
I]Everyone gasps[/I
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
I]Crowd throws rocks at the stoner[/I
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
I]Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death[/I

The Naked Gun 2½:

Lt. Frank Drebin: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
Captain Ed Hocken: Sex, Frank?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

l love both of those films.:)

The guy · 07-12-2008 10:37PM

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. "

Dr. Strangelove.

bealbocht · 07-12-2008 10:40PM

".... apologise to my mule..."

Clint Eastwood,

deleriumtremens · 07-12-2008 10:44PM

"you like huey lewis and the news??.."

Patrick Bateman to Paul Allen
American Psycho (2000)

Mackman · 07-12-2008 10:54PM

"Well you better think of something, cause this is a situation that needs to get UNF*CKED RIGHT NOW!"

Colm Meaney in Con Air

"Welcome to the party pal"

Bruce Willis/John McClane in Die Hard

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. absolute classic:D

newmills · 07-12-2008 10:55PM

"Well don't just stand around there bustin my chops - get out there and arrest someone or something" Clint Eastwood - the rookie

"There is no way, no way you came from my loins and when I get home i'm gonna kick your momma in the butt" Beaufort T Justice

Are you serious? As serious as a heart attack. Kenny

Saibh · 07-12-2008 10:56PM

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

the godfather

monkeytronics · 07-12-2008 10:59PM

Seth (superbad)

What, you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you brought spermacidal lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that bottle of lube for my pussy! I could never handle your ****ing four-inch dick in my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!"

bealbocht · 07-12-2008 11:07PM

"never ever ever anything ever"

"who dares gin"

Mr Jolly lives next door.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qSkl3mhEMA

The guy · 07-12-2008 11:23PM

deleriumtremens wrote: »

"you like huey lewis and the news??.."

Patrick Bateman to Paul Allen
American Psycho (2000)

Do you like Phil Collins?

giggsy664 · 07-12-2008 11:32PM

The team America speech. The one with the dicks, pussies and assholes.

And this one:

Father jack: SHUT THE FECK UP
Fj: NUNS NUNS NUNS!!!! REVERSE! REVERSE! RRREEEVVVEEERRRSSSEEE!!!
Fj: DRINK

Dougal: What time is it ted?
Ted: 9 o'clock
Dougal: And what time is the Eurovision on?
Ted: May

Raze_them_all · 07-12-2008 11:43PM

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad M*th*rf*ck*r

allybhoy · 07-12-2008 11:55PM

"Shut that **nt's mouth, or I'll come over and f**k-start her head"

The way of the gun

Capt'n Midnight · 07-12-2008 11:59PM

"Well, nobody's perfect."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

g.quagmire · 08-12-2008 12:16AM

Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Look. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down.

Drop dead Fred best film ever.

Dennis the Stone · 08-12-2008 12:21AM

Buffalo '66:

Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fu*k you.

Billy Brown: There was nobody that I liked because girls stink. They stink. They're evil. And they're all bad. They're backstabbers, like you.

Johnnio13 · 08-12-2008 12:30AM

"I hope you appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune."

"College women can smell ignorance... like dog ****. "

"What's it like to have a gun?"
"It's like having two cocks. If one of your c*cks could kill someone."

DenMan · 08-12-2008 12:45AM

Lt. Frank Drebin: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
Lt. Frank Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.
Lt. Frank Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.
Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.
Lt. Frank Drebin: All I know is never bet on the white guy.
I]Nordberg nods in agreement[/I

Naked Gun 2 1/2 The Smell Of Fear (1991)

Ri_Nollaig · 08-12-2008 01:07AM

every single line Arnie has said!

some examples:

[Last Action Hero]
John Practice: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Jack Slater: By practice. John Practice!

[Total Recall]
Benny: Hey, Quaid! I'm gonna squash you!
Douglas Quaid: Benny! Here!
Benny: [shouts] Where the fu.ck are you?
Douglas Quaid: [killing him with a large drill] Screw you!

(as Michael Ironside's arms get cut off by the lift)
Douglas Quaid: See you at the party Richter!

[Commando ... pretty much every line in this film]
Matrix: Keep an eye out, they'll be coming. You're downwind, the air currents might tip them off
Jackson: Downwind?
[looks at Matrix like he's crazy]
Jackson: You think I could smell them coming?
Matrix: I did.

[As Matrix drops Sully over the cliff]
Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

sooooo many more

dakaiser · 08-12-2008 01:16AM

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster
Goodfellas

GA361 · 08-12-2008 01:28AM

''Oh my God,it's Jacky Chan''
-Peter Griffin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ky-8YBZPvU

zonEEE · 08-12-2008 01:35AM

Blazin saddles

[Gabby Johnson (on the roof of the church) spots the new sheriff riding into town]
Gabby Johnson: [shouting] The sheriff's a n*gger.
[the last word is lost in the peal of a church bell]
Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the sheriff is near.

Flex · 08-12-2008 01:36AM

Ri_Nollaig wrote: »

every single line Arnie has said!

some examples:

[Last Action Hero]
John Practice: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Jack Slater: By practice. John Practice!

[Total Recall]
Benny: Hey, Quaid! I'm gonna squash you!
Douglas Quaid: Benny! Here!
Benny: [shouts] Where the fu.ck are you?
Douglas Quaid: [killing him with a large drill] Screw you!

(as Michael Ironside's arms get cut off by the lift)
Douglas Quaid: See you at the party Richter!

[Commando ... pretty much every line in this film]
Matrix: Keep an eye out, they'll be coming. You're downwind, the air currents might tip them off
Jackson: Downwind?
[looks at Matrix like he's crazy]
Jackson: You think I could smell them coming?
Matrix: I did.

[As Matrix drops Sully over the cliff]
Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

sooooo many more

Ah yea, so many classic lines

The part from True Lies when the terrorist is hanging from the missile on his fighter jet and he just looks over at him and says

"You're fired"

And Predator

"Stick around" "If it bleeds we can kill it" "You're one ugly mo********er"

Love them

Memorable Movie/TV Quotes!!!

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