Memorable Movie/TV Quotes!!!

DenMan

Let's pick out a famous quote(s)from any movie/tv series that you remember and/or like. If you can put down the name of the film/tv series, the year it was said and of course who said it. You can use as many as want. A great reference to use for info is www.imdb.com. I'll get the ball rolling.

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes"

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through"

Both from Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), Naked Gun 33 1/3 The Final Insult (1994)

DenMan

Can this be moved to After Hours please if I put it in the wrong place.

riff-raff

Heeere's Johnny!:)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVooUHN7j4

"You talkin' to me?" is a popular quote said by Travis Bickle(taxi Driver):)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMaTfAn7KAs

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
:)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epv8czCMWW0&feature=related

Doctor DooM

Will do when i get home denman!

Latchy

I love these two



''Who shot the president ? ,who shot the president ? Motherf..ka ...it's a mystery .....a mystery wrapped up inside an enigma ...why even the shooters dont know ''

Joe pesci - JFK


'' You think i'm funny ? ......I amuse you ? .. I make you laugh ? i'm here to fcuking amuse you ? Tell me what so funny about me , .......tell me '' .

Joe pesci - Goodfellas

Steve

'fuck off while ya still have the legs to carry ya..'

-some pikey in a movie....cant remember the name.

cson

SteveC wrote: »

'fuck off while ya still have the legs to carry ya..'

-some pikey in a movie....cant remember the name.

Its Brad Pitts character Mickey from Snatch.

Bricktop's "No sugar for me Turkish, I'm sweet enough" is one of the best in that film imo.

Otherwise;

Colin Farrell in Intermission wrote:

Yer oul wan man, she poked me in the eye with her cock

DenMan

SDooM wrote: »

Will do when i get home denman!

"Thanks, buddy, I owe you one."

Ed Sanders (Carmine Caridi), Summer Rental (1985)

Steve

cson wrote: »

Its Brad Pitts character Mickey from Snatch.

That's the one, thanks!

Fizman

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning".

SoWatchaWant

"Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag."

Jack Nicholson, As Good as it Gets

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?"

John Belushi, Animal House

Shelflife

"Ill Fu ck anything that moves" Denis hopper in blue velvet


"dig up stupid" chief wiggum simpsons

DenMan

"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope".

Red (Morgan Freeman). The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Captain Slow IRL

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.

"Were you fucking that polar bear" - Benicio Del Toro to waitress

RandolphEsq

''A man's got to know his limits''
Magnum Force, Clint Eastwood

Fizman

Classic from the Simpsons

"Ah.......... you got the wrong number kid. This is 912".

Chief Wiggum

Dennis the Stone

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Saibh

Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.


What's your name?
John Coffey, ma'am.
Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
No, ma'am. Not spelt the same at all.

barkingmadlolly

Fizman wrote: »

Classic from the Simpsons

"Ah.......... you got the wrong number kid. This is 912".

Chief Wiggum

LMAO

ShooterSF

Just too many...

Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman:
Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a ****in' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

Homer Simpson: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden

Ash in Evil Dead 2/ Earthworm Jim:
Groovy

Sharpshooter

Mc Lintock: John Wayne;
" Somebody oughta belt you in the Mouth.
But l wont , l wont , the hell l wont":cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nnpf9H-QO4&feature=related

True Grit: John Wayne;

" Fill your Hand , you son of a bi**h".:D

Apologies , but l think The Duke is the biz.:p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3AX4nw6JDg

Krieg

The enforcer - Clint Eastwood

Capt McKay: Give me your badge Callahan
Harry Callahan: Here's your seven-point suppository, Captain.
Capt McKay: What did you say!?
Harry Callahan: I said stick it in your ass

Sin City - Hartigan (Bruce Willis)

When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19 year old, Im about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench

MizzLolly

Saibh wrote: »

Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.


What's your name?
John Coffey, ma'am.
Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
No, ma'am. Not spelt the same at all.

Ooooh I love that film. One of my faves. Makes me cry like a baby

Steve

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ooooh I love that film. One of my faves. Makes me cry like a baby

One of mine too.

the mouse 'Mr jingles"!

callaway92

From Superbad:

Jesse says this to Seth

"Hey Seth"

Seth: what?
Jesse: Did you hear about my Grad party saturday night?
Seth: No
Jesse: ya, you're not coming, and tell your fcuking fággot friend hes not coming either
:D:D

Also from Superbad

Cop says to McLovin
"How are things going with the women"
McLovin: for me its not about the going..Its about....the coming
:D:D:D

SRFC90

"This my neighbour, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success."

"In Kazakhstan, three main issues: economic, social, and Jew."

"Give me your tears gypsy. If you will not, I will take them from you"

Borat Sagdiyev

Saibh

How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce. (casablanca)


and from a different film

I can hear you whisperin' children, so I know you're down there. I can feel myself gettin' awful mad. I'm out of patience children. I'm coming to find you now. (the night of the hunter)

DenMan

"There's children throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing heads.
They're busy building toys
And absolutely no one's dead!"

Jack Skellington. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Fizman

Possibly my favourite few minutes of dialogue of any film is at the start of Full Metal Jacket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeX5HSBFooI

Sergent - How tall are you Private?

Private - Sir five foot nine sir.

S - Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked sh1t that high! You tryin to squeeze an itch in on me somewhere, huh?

P - Sir no sir.

S - Bullsh1t, it looks to me as if the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where the hell are you from anyway Private?

P - Sir Texas sir.

S - Holy dog sh1t, Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas Private cowboy, and you don't look like a steer to me so that pretty much narrows it down!
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P - Your so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece!
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P - You had best unfcuk yourself, because I will pull off your head and sh1t down your neck!
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P - Private Pyle I will give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 seconds to wipe that stupid lookin grin of your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fcuk you.
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P - I like you Private Joker. Why you should come over to my house and fcuk my sister.

Super Sidious

Any Given Sunday

I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the **** kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the ****ing difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?

Saibh

Samantha: you give me this story and I'll have your baby.
John McClane: Not the kind of ride I'm looking for.

forgot about this film which was on the other night

Ross_Mahon

Alex: "What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent"

-A Clockwork Orange

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

"Like a pausey victim performing brain surgery with a pipe wrench"
Sin city, the big ugly guy.

"Captain fcuking magic"
The bad guy from Shoot shoot bang bang

monkeytronics

Bunny from Platoon:

"****in' pussy, man. He's laughing at you. Thats the way the gook laughs. I bet you're crying your little heart out ain't you? About Sandy and Sal and Manny. "

"Holy ****, d'you see that ****in' head come apart, man? "

Sgt Elias:
"Hey O'Neill, take a break! You don't have to be a prick every day of you life, you know. "

Lizzykins

Yippeekayaay motherf***** John McClean in Die Hard 2

Let's kick ass! Chief Lorenzo In Die Hard 2

IRISH RAIL

All good so far but none to beat this

your best, loosers try thier best winners go home and fcuk the prom queen

sean connery in the rock

tony1kenobi

"Junior, when I go home I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth"

Buford T Justice

Smokey and the Bandit.

Overheal

"I'll have what she's having."

"No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fúcking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orangutan in that."

Sharpshooter

Monty Python: The life of Brian.

Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
I]Everyone gasps[/I
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
I]Crowd throws rocks at the stoner[/I
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
I]Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death[/I

The Naked Gun 2½:

Lt. Frank Drebin: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
Captain Ed Hocken: Sex, Frank?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

l love both of those films.:)

The guy

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. "

Dr. Strangelove.

bealbocht

".... apologise to my mule..."

Clint Eastwood,

deleriumtremens

"you like huey lewis and the news??.."

Patrick Bateman to Paul Allen
American Psycho (2000)

Mackman

"Well you better think of something, cause this is a situation that needs to get UNF*CKED RIGHT NOW!"

Colm Meaney in Con Air

"Welcome to the party pal"

Bruce Willis/John McClane in Die Hard

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. absolute classic:D

newmills

"Well don't just stand around there bustin my chops - get out there and arrest someone or something" Clint Eastwood - the rookie

"There is no way, no way you came from my loins and when I get home i'm gonna kick your momma in the butt" Beaufort T Justice

Are you serious? As serious as a heart attack. Kenny

Saibh

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

the godfather

monkeytronics

Seth (superbad)

What, you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you brought spermacidal lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that bottle of lube for my pussy! I could never handle your ****ing four-inch dick in my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!"

bealbocht

"never ever ever anything ever"

"who dares gin"


Mr Jolly lives next door.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qSkl3mhEMA

The guy

deleriumtremens wrote: »

"you like huey lewis and the news??.."

Patrick Bateman to Paul Allen
American Psycho (2000)

Do you like Phil Collins?

giggsy664

The team America speech. The one with the dicks, pussies and assholes.

And this one:

Father jack: SHUT THE FECK UP
Fj: NUNS NUNS NUNS!!!! REVERSE! REVERSE! RRREEEVVVEEERRRSSSEEE!!!
Fj: DRINK

Dougal: What time is it ted?
Ted: 9 o'clock
Dougal: And what time is the Eurovision on?
Ted: May

Raze_them_all

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad M*th*rf*ck*r

allybhoy

"Shut that **nt's mouth, or I'll come over and f**k-start her head"

The way of the gun