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Man jailed for having sex with a horse

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28 AlonsoX


    Someone once did it to a pelican in the Greek Islands:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Don't forget the thousands of traumatised Sheep.:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,581 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train




  • Moderators Posts: 52,294 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    During his first attack he used a bucket to stand behind the horse
    I heard Tom Cruise uses the same technique with his wife.:D

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    koth wrote: »
    I heard Tom Cruise uses the same technique with his wife.:D

    I thought he used platform shoes.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭Animo


    So, who here has seen 'Zoo'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Animo wrote: »
    So, who here has seen 'Zoo'?
    No, but I have seen "Revenge of Billy the kid".


  • Moderators Posts: 52,294 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I thought he used platform shoes.:D

    Of course, how do you think gets on top of the bucket.:pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    I had been thinking the sentence was crazy, but then I saw the bit at the end of the article saying he has exposed himself to children and induced an 11 year old to commit an act of gross indecency, so that's different (bet he got a harsher punishment for the horseplay than the kids though)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Did no one else laugh at the fact that he went back to the same stable after being caught? Why not pick a different horse atleast.
    Reminds me of the bank robber in futurama. (Reborto)


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  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Poor horse, I bet it has nightmares now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Did no one else laugh at the fact that he went back to the same stable after being caught? Why not pick a different horse atleast.
    Reminds me of the bank robber in futurama. (Reborto)

    Hey, at least he didn't sleep around!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    smcgiff wrote: »
    Hey, at least he didn't sleep around!

    True. Surely in this ****ed up world the judge should give some leniancy for his faithfulness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    This is weird, I was feeling a little hoarse recently and I didn't get arrested. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    True. Surely in this ****ed up world the judge should give some leniancy for his faithfulness.

    Unless the horse was a special friend of the Judge.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭BendiBus


    The 20-year-old bay gelding

    Erm, it wasn't even a girl horse. It was the equine equvialent of a post-op tranny. :eek:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelding


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    So they finally caught him.
    The nest will be quiet without you riggs! :p
    Someone was bound to say it!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 589 ✭✭✭vincenzo1975


    makes you look at all those Christmas cribs scenes in a WHOLE new light!!!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Not sure if it was mentioned, but why did he pick a MALE horse? Thats the sickest part. Gay beastiality NFTW


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