Man jailed for having sex with a horse

vincenzo1975

be careful of those 'few beers' over the Christmas.......:eek:


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3543414/Man-jailed-for-having-sex-with-a-horse.html

Man jailed for having sex with a horse

A man has been jailed for three years after being caught having sex with a horse.



Last Updated: 11:15PM GMT 03 Dec 2008


Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, broke into the animal's stable on two separate occasions to perform sex acts on the terrified animal.
During his first attack he used a bucket to stand behind the horse, called Calico, but was caught after leaving his underwear at the scene.
He was given a three-year probation order, but just months later returned to have sex with the same horse at the Castel Stable in Guernsey.
On the night of the second attack, on April 25 this year, Calico's owner Michael Wortley checked on the animal in his stable at 6.30pm.
The 20-year-old bay gelding was covered with a blanket but when Mr Wortley returned in the morning the blanket was on the floor.
A mounting stool that was left outside the stable had been taken inside and police immediately suspected Le Gallais was responsible.
After the second attack Calico was seen 'box walking', or moving sideways, a common sign of stress.
Le Gallais, of St Peter Port, Guernsey, was jailed for three years at Guernsey's Royal Court after admitting having sex with the animal.
He told the court: "I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse."
Le Gallais said his second attack came after he ate in a restaurant and drank a few glasses of red wine before visiting a bar.
He had intended to go home but ended up at the stable where he 'played around' with the horse.
Le Gallais initially denied any knowledge of the matter but when told by police that forensic samples had been taken he admitted going to the stable.
He told the court: "Maybe I had a little bit of an urge or something. I mean, like a sexual, a sexual thing, I suppose you could call it that."
Defending, advocate Sara Mallett said he had co-operated with police and he had pleaded guilty to the offence at the first opportunity.
She said Le Gallais had learning difficulties and his IQ was 'very low' and his sexual desires could have stemmed from incidents in his childhood.
His first attack came in October 2007 when he sneaked into the stable and used an up-turned water bucket as a stool.
Calico's owner found him in a "stressed" state with his back rug disturbed and a discarded pair of underpants nearby.
Because it was unclear if he had sex with the animal during the first incident, Le Gallais was found guilty of two charges of attempting a sexual act with a horse.
At his first trial, assistant-magistrate Phillip Robey said: "The offence will be a repugnant one to all right-thinking people."
The court heard Le Gallais had a history of sexual offending including indecent exposure to girls and inciting an 11-year-old to commit an act of gross indecency.
Sentencing him to three years, Judge Russell Finch, said Le Gallais was not of previous good character and the probation order breach was an aggravating factor.
A five-year probation period was also imposed from the time of his release.

MagicMarker

Lob it into me horse!

mp3guy

[Insert obvious pun here in order to earn myself thanks]

Lomu

You would have to think the horse liked it or else it would have kicked out

samhail

pics or g... actually scratch that.

seriously like !

Agamemnon

vincenzo1975 wrote: »

During his first attack he used a bucket to stand behind the horse

I don't know why, but this is the funniest part of the story. Buckets are funny.

I'll bet watching horse racing made this guy do it.

Mossy Monk

OMG. Sick bastard.

vincenzo1975

vincenzo1975 wrote: »

He told the court: "Maybe I had a little bit of an urge or something.

understatement of the year?

Galvasean

Is it just me or is AH getting a bit 'rapey' these days?

Terry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtZX1i6OYc

NSFW

MagicMarker

For some reason I picture Sam from Emerdale when I read the OP.

vincenzo1975

Mossy Monk wrote: »

OMG. Sick bastard.

the man or the horse?:D

callaway92

horse it into ya cynthia

RxQueen

neigh i can't believe it *gets coat*

rubadub

vincenzo1975 wrote: »

terrified animal.

Yeah right, that horse was a well known slut.

Some lad in england was done for riding a donkey years ago, his excuse to the judge was he was taking a piss and it backed into him, repeatedly.

Nerin

Galvasean wrote: »

Is it just me or is AH getting a bit 'rapey' these days?

*puts on preacher hat*
This is what happens when you turn away from allah/jesus/spongebob/tom cruise.

magick

pffffff she was asking for it, with her sexy shiny coat

nyarlothothep

Barn none this is the worst case of foal horseplay I've read all day.

rubadub

Nerin wrote: »

*puts on preacher hat*
This is what happens when you turn away from allah/jesus/spongebob/tom cruise.

I hear Tom used to have to use a bucket to mount Nicole kidman too.

magick wrote: »

pffffff she was asking for it, with her sexy shiny coat

It was actually a male horse, now thats just sick, could he not just stick to the wimmin horses like decent folk.

wandatowell

So man what did you do last last?

vincenzo1975 wrote: »

"I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse."

thats funny

smcgiff

rubadub wrote: »

It was actually a male horse, now thats just sick, could he not just stick to the wimmin horses like decent folk.

I was wondering why the horse was so upset. This might explain it, unless that is, the dude is hung like a horse! :eek::D

AckwelFoley

This court ruleing is an outrage!

Fizman

snyper wrote: »

This court ruleing is an outrage!

Why, did you just get community service? :pac:


Whats the number one cause of beastiality?

Hot animals.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Altogether now...

"Why the long face!"

vincenzo1975

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Altogether now...

"Why the long face!"

all the better to nuzzle you with my dear...

Newaglish

In fairness though, I hear his wife was a real nag.

ejmaztec

Strepsils should get him do the ad campaign "Are you feeling a little hoarse? Suck this!" On bill-boards all over Europe. :pac:

Lab_Mouse

What do you call a man that interferes with young horses?A paediafoal..badoom tish!

crap joke aside theres some animals out there alright

Fizman

Lab_Mouse wrote: »

crap joke aside theres some animals out there alright

Hence my reasoning in an earlier to post as to why animals 'get some' from not only their own kind.

niceirishfella

well at least it was a horse, and not YORE MA!

Saibh

it is getting dangerous out there

An American man has reportedly shot his wife in the chest while "reaching for something on the nightstand" during sex.
The incident, which happened in the Ohio town of Springfield, has left the woman in a critical condition.
According to news website wlwt.com Timothy Havens pistol went off during sex, shooting estranged wife Carolyn Havens, 42, in the upper chest.
Mrs Havens, 42, is being treated at nearby Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton, the website reports.
Court documents show Mr Havens, 38, had previously served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife. He was ordered to undergo anger management classes.
Despite the incident allegedly happening during sex, Mr Havens was arrested for violating a civil protection order that his wife had taken out against him earlier in the year.
Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, "due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury)."

Fizman

OMG, I just googled to try and find more on this story and came across this link!!!

It turns out the horse was in fact female, and got pregnant!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/25916826_cc030a7c3c.jpg

Who shagged Leona Lewis a horse?

HAPPYGIRL

vincenzo1975 wrote: »

Man jailed for having sex with a horse

A man has been jailed for three years after being caught having sex with a horse.

So they finally caught him.
The nest will be quiet without you riggs!

Tom65

Saibh wrote: »

it is getting dangerous out there

It's a pity he wasn't shooting blanks...:p

Biggins

Pity it wasn't India and an elephant involved. They execute people for that and have done so recently.

The Bollox

the horse wasn't too happy about the whole thing. it wandered into the bar earlier. I asked it "why the long face"


the horse said "I have AIDS"

Overheal

Now THIS is the kind of rape thread I expect to find in AH

podge3

Maybe he was trying to get revenge for what happened to Mr. Hands

galwayrush

Lomu wrote: »

You would have to think the horse liked it or else it would have kicked out

I doubt the horse even noticed.:rolleyes:

drunkmonkey

This guy is for Real and got away with it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXEXbCuqwfA

Here's the funny thing, He married his horse to have sex with it, reason being he would be arrested for beastiality if he didn't. I Can't remember where he's from in the states but the law dosen't state you have to marry a woman, it's not defined......:)

4zn76tysfajdxp

Seriously, anyone who doesn't think pun jokes are still funny say "neigh."

AlonsoX

Sick

rubadub

Biggins wrote: »

Pity it wasn't India and an elephant involved. They execute people for that and have done so recently.

Thank god for that, imagine having to share a cell with a big bloke who rode an elephant.

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Here's the funny thing, He married his horse to have sex with it, reason being he would be arrested for beastiality if he didn't. I Can't remember where he's from in the states but the law dosen't state you have to marry a woman, it's not defined......:)

Probably couldn't marry a male horse though, that would be morally wrong. There was a similar program on channel 4 a few years back, had a woman who was riding her dog on it too.

Sharpshooter

Its obvious the bloke is a bit unstable.

AckwelFoley

Considering horses are rather more used to getting it from stallions, id say this guys pecker was somewhat of a disappointment to the pony.

Acacia

Hmm, I feel kind of bad for the guy. It said he had a 'low IQ' and the incident may have 'stemmed from an incident in his childhood'. That's messed up.

Er, I mean, [ un-funny horse-sex pun].

drunkmonkey

didn't one of the Queens of England used to have sex with horse, I think she died when the horse broke loose from the chains (the horse was standing on it's hind legs with the from 2 legs raisd in the air) and went titty deep....

whatever anyone does, don't google the words "Kenneth Pinyan" now there's a young buck

AckwelFoley

drunkmonkey wrote: »

didn't one of the Queens of England used to have sex with horse,

No, that was a porn called "animal farm"

and the recipiant, was a different kind of "queen"

drunkmonkey

snyper wrote: »

No, that was a porn called "animal farm"

and the recipiant, was a different kind of "queen"

Nope not the movie, saw that, I really really didn't like the bit at the end with all the buckets of eels...

Some queen definatly got snapped buckled in 2 by a horse, I remember it clearly from school...

Mr. Presentable

People ride horses all the time! WTF?