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Irish P*rn

  • 07-12-2008 2:36am
    #1
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭


    There has been a lot of hearsay recently about the Irish Pornography Industry producing some films.
    Would people be for or against such a project?
    Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?
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  • #2
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    I'll stick my oar in if they need help.


  • #3
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,051 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    the man youre looking for is right here: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=91822


  • #4
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,630 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

    In fairness it doesn't require a lot of acting ability.


  • #5
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Snyper must be unconscious.


  • #6
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Have you not seen F*cked in Ireland volumes 1 and 2?

    Pretty damn funny stuff.


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  • #7
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
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    Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »
    In fairness it doesn't require a lot of acting ability.

    I meant, who'd be willing to do it as everyone knows everyone else in this country, rather than who could physically do it.


  • #8
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Have you not seen F*cked in Ireland volumes 1 and 2?

    Pretty damn funny stuff.

    I know the girl "Shawna" in them.


    She thought nobody would find out... As if like.


  • #9
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    There has been a lot of hearsay recently about the Irish Pornography Industry producing some films.
    Would people be for or against such a project?
    Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

    I think a great idea, just think of the names

    in-her-mission
    In bush
    Michael Cummings
    When Brendan boned Trudy
    My left tit
    The cumming game


  • #10
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    There has been a lot of hearsay recently about the Irish Pornography Industry producing some films.
    Would people be for or against such a project?
    Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

    There is a film which I saw called "F*cked in Ireland" and im tellin ya the feckin acting was rubbish.One of the birds in it worked in tallaght village before this you would wanna hear the accent "ahhh jaysus roide me ,me legs are like jelly ,ahh jaaysus ,ohhhh f*ckin helllll!!" bleedin' hillarious to watch but sick at the same time


  • #11
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Overheal wrote: »
    the man youre looking for is right here: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=91822

    Didn't realise Log Jammin was an Irish film, didn't see it at the IFTAs.


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  • #12
    eVeNtInE
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    This post has been deleted.


  • #13
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Overheal wrote: »
    the man youre looking for is right here: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=91822

    You will find him at the stables./just don't say l told you.


  • #14
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,051 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    on a bucket no less.


  • #15
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Have you not seen F*cked in Ireland volumes 1 and 2?

    Pretty damn funny stuff.
    Were they the ones filmed in Donegal?

    'Funny' doesn't do them justice, tbh ...
    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    Didn't realise Log Jammin was an Irish film, didn't see it at the IFTAs.
    Thank you for logging in Boss Arky! :pac:
    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    You will find him at the stables./just don't say l told you.
    Thought we established earlier that was T-Rigger?
    Overheal wrote: »
    on a bucket no less.
    'Shup, Heelover! :p


  • #16
    giggsy664
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    I beleive if you google "Irish porn" on pages from Ireland, an ancient boards.ie ah thread comes up?


  • #17
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    You will find him at the stables./just don't say l told you.
    Overheal wrote: »
    on a bucket no less.

    l can just hear mammy and daddy longhorn now:

    Randy , there is nothing you can't amount to.


  • #18
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Snyper must be unconscious.

    With this and the child porn thread, I'd say that he's going to feel extra sick in the morning for missing this.


  • #19
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge! :D


  • #20
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge! :D

    "Giving Pig Head."


  • #21
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge! :D

    Yeah that would be funny "dith me an bosca" sorry my irish is so bad.was that "I ate the box" or "im eating the box":)


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  • #22
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Septic Leper wrote: »
    Yeah that would be funny "dith me an bosca" sorry my irish is so bad.was that "I ate the box" or "im eating the box":)

    "I ate the box."


  • #23
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    All I can hear/see is Snyper screaming, ''tá me ag teacht''......

    Oh God...


    *pukes and leaves thread* :(


  • #24
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    "I ate the box."

    Deadly anyone got anymore? so I can tell th OH im fluent in irish filth!!:)


  • #25
    Donald-Duck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Donald-Duck


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    All I can hear/see is Snyper screaming, ''tá me ag teacht''......

    Oh God...


    *pukes and leaves thread* :(

    I laughed out loud :D


  • #26
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Septic Leper wrote: »
    Deadly anyone got anymore? so I can tell th OH im fluent in irish filth!!:)

    "Ní sin buidéil Lucozade i mo phóca, níl mé ach sásta thú a fheicáil."

    That's not a bottle of Lucozade in my pocket, I'm just pleased to see you.


  • #27
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    All I can hear/see is Snyper screaming, ''tá me ag teacht''......

    Oh God...


    *pukes and leaves thread* :(
    And what I see is


    Synper: your a bit old for this aren't you?
    Victim:I'm 18
    Snyper:that's what I mean

    :D


  • #28
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    With this and the child porn thread, I'd say that he's going to feel extra sick in the morning for missing this.

    He's very quiet , do you think we should poke him with a stick.
    lt's looked like he has had a high temperature for a while now.
    l can feel the heat coming from his avatar , haven't you noticed?


  • #29
    Gazza22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge! :D

    d'anam don diabhal

    ;)


  • #30
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    orla wrote: »
    I know the girl "Shawna" in them.


    She thought nobody would find out... As if like.
    Is that the chick who works in the chipper?


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  • #31
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    "Ní sin buidéil Lucozade i mo phóca, níl mé ach sásta thú a fheicáil."

    That's not a bottle of Lucozade in my pocket, I'm just pleased to see you.


    "thanig me an bhosca"


  • #32
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
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    Septic Leper wrote: »
    Deadly anyone got anymore? so I can tell th OH im fluent in irish filth!!:)

    "Tabhair dom an cáca milis" - Give me the sweet cake

    "An raibh tú i do chailín dána? An mbeidh orm pionós a thabhairt duit?" - Were you a bad girl? Will I have to punish you?

    "Bhí mé i mo chailín fíor-dána. Chur smacht orm le do bhod mór." - I've been a very bad girl. Discipline me with your big ----.


  • #33
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge! :D

    Doing Dudess

    Devouring Devore

    More anal for Mordeth

    AlmightyPushin'

    Mounting - The one and only

    Karoma Sutra

    Mike69

    Karl Hungus


  • #34
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

    Not after this thread.


  • #35
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    The "fecked in Ireland" film was shot somewhere near Kilmacreannan. They hired a holiday home from an older couple for the week, didn't tell them what it was for, then they sent the people a copy of the finished film. Bit sick on their part, the old couple sold the house after that, so the story goes.


  • #36
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Senna wrote: »
    The "fecked in Ireland" film was shot somewhere near Kilmacreannan. They hired a holiday home from an older couple for the week, didn't tell them what it was for, then they sent the people a copy of the finished film. Bit sick on their part, the old couple sold the house after that, so the story goes.

    I heard they called it "random scatbox."


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  • #37
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    I heard they called it "random shatbox."
    fyp:D


  • #38
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    Karl Hungus
    Nah. He just fixes the cable.


  • #39
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Terry the Tugger :o


  • #40
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    random chatbox wrote: »
    Terry the Tugger :o

    Trenching Terry?


  • #41
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Tuggin' Terry

    Randylonghorn (speaks for itself really :P)

    Donald-Duck F*ck.

    SDooM - SODOM.


    Heh boardsies are durrrrrrrrrrty!


    I mo thuraim.. :pac:


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  • #42
    dSTAR
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    MizzLolly your username is a ready made pron* name.

    Lucky sucky :p


  • #43
    Overheal
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    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    l can just hear mammy and daddy longhorn now:

    Randy , there is nothing you can't amount to.
    Ah, the chaos that ensues when you only half-listen.


  • #44
    Average-Ro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,161 ✭✭✭Average-Ro


    Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....


    I'm not gonna bother translating. See if you guys can figure that out:D


  • #45
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better! :D


    EDIT: For example ...


  • #46
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Average-Ro wrote: »
    Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....


    I'm not gonna bother translating. See if you guys can figure that out:D
    You blow yourself?


  • #47
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better! :D
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175536/

    I'm David Alan Grier.


  • #48
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Average-Ro wrote: »
    Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....

    "You're feeling very dirty tonight, aren't you? Yes, you are and you like that. I like it too. Now, shut up and take me in your mouth. I hope you're thirsty......"

    The parts in bold seem fairly contradictory to me tbh.


  • #49
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,051 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better! :D
    Were those films? They seemed like poorly put together british porn.


  • #50
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    dSTAR wrote: »
    MizzLolly your username is a ready made pron* name.

    Lucky sucky :p

    Ha.. walked myself into that one! :o


  • #51
    Average-Ro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,161 ✭✭✭Average-Ro


    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    "You're feeling very dirty tonight, aren't you? Yes, you are and you like that. I like it too. Now, shut up and take me in your mouth. I hope you're thirsty......"

    The parts in bold seem fairly contradictory to me tbh.

    Bhuel scríobh mé "dún do bhéal" ar dtús ach ní féidir an dhá rud a dhéanamh ag an am ceannadh....yeah, tá an ceart agat is docha...ah well, rinne mé iarracht!


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