Irish P*rn

Also Starring LeVar Burton

There has been a lot of hearsay recently about the Irish Pornography Industry producing some films.
Would people be for or against such a project?
Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

Stercus Accidit

I'll stick my oar in if they need help.

Overheal

the man youre looking for is right here: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=91822

Mr.Nice Guy

CaptainNegative wrote: »

Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

In fairness it doesn't require a lot of acting ability.

Sharpshooter

Snyper must be unconscious.

monkeyfudge

Have you not seen F*cked in Ireland volumes 1 and 2?

Pretty damn funny stuff.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

In fairness it doesn't require a lot of acting ability.

I meant, who'd be willing to do it as everyone knows everyone else in this country, rather than who could physically do it.

Stench Blossoms

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Have you not seen F*cked in Ireland volumes 1 and 2?

Pretty damn funny stuff.

I know the girl "Shawna" in them.


She thought nobody would find out... As if like.

hussey

CaptainNegative wrote: »

There has been a lot of hearsay recently about the Irish Pornography Industry producing some films.
Would people be for or against such a project?
Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

I think a great idea, just think of the names

in-her-mission
In bush
Michael Cummings
When Brendan boned Trudy
My left tit
The cumming game

iPlop

CaptainNegative wrote: »

There has been a lot of hearsay recently about the Irish Pornography Industry producing some films.
Would people be for or against such a project?
Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

There is a film which I saw called "F*cked in Ireland" and im tellin ya the feckin acting was rubbish.One of the birds in it worked in tallaght village before this you would wanna hear the accent "ahhh jaysus roide me ,me legs are like jelly ,ahh jaaysus ,ohhhh f*ckin helllll!!" bleedin' hillarious to watch but sick at the same time

ronnie3585

Overheal wrote: »

the man youre looking for is right here: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=91822

Didn't realise Log Jammin was an Irish film, didn't see it at the IFTAs.

eVeNtInE

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Sharpshooter

Overheal wrote: »

the man youre looking for is right here: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=91822

You will find him at the stables./just don't say l told you.

Overheal

on a bucket no less.

randylonghorn

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Have you not seen F*cked in Ireland volumes 1 and 2?

Pretty damn funny stuff.

Were they the ones filmed in Donegal?

'Funny' doesn't do them justice, tbh ...

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Didn't realise Log Jammin was an Irish film, didn't see it at the IFTAs.

Thank you for logging in Boss Arky! :pac:

sharpshooterH wrote: »

You will find him at the stables./just don't say l told you.

Thought we established earlier that was T-Rigger?

Overheal wrote: »

on a bucket no less.

'Shup, Heelover!

giggsy664

I beleive if you google "Irish porn" on pages from Ireland, an ancient boards.ie ah thread comes up?

Sharpshooter

sharpshooterH wrote: »

You will find him at the stables./just don't say l told you.

Overheal wrote: »

on a bucket no less.

l can just hear mammy and daddy longhorn now:

Randy , there is nothing you can't amount to.

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Snyper must be unconscious.

With this and the child porn thread, I'd say that he's going to feel extra sick in the morning for missing this.

MizzLolly

You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge!

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MizzLolly wrote: »

You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge!

"Giving Pig Head."

iPlop

MizzLolly wrote: »

You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge!

Yeah that would be funny "dith me an bosca" sorry my irish is so bad.was that "I ate the box" or "im eating the box":)

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Septic Leper wrote: »

Yeah that would be funny "dith me an bosca" sorry my irish is so bad.was that "I ate the box" or "im eating the box":)

"I ate the box."

MizzLolly

All I can hear/see is Snyper screaming, ''tá me ag teacht''......

Oh God...


*pukes and leaves thread*

iPlop

Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »

"I ate the box."

Deadly anyone got anymore? so I can tell th OH im fluent in irish filth!!:)

Donald-Duck

MizzLolly wrote: »

All I can hear/see is Snyper screaming, ''tá me ag teacht''......

Oh God...


*pukes and leaves thread*

I laughed out loud

4zn76tysfajdxp

Septic Leper wrote: »

Deadly anyone got anymore? so I can tell th OH im fluent in irish filth!!:)

"Ní sin buidéil Lucozade i mo phóca, níl mé ach sásta thú a fheicáil."

That's not a bottle of Lucozade in my pocket, I'm just pleased to see you.

cHaTbOx

MizzLolly wrote: »

All I can hear/see is Snyper screaming, ''tá me ag teacht''......

Oh God...


*pukes and leaves thread*

And what I see is


Synper: your a bit old for this aren't you?
Victim:I'm 18
Snyper:that's what I mean

Sharpshooter

Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »

With this and the child porn thread, I'd say that he's going to feel extra sick in the morning for missing this.

He's very quiet , do you think we should poke him with a stick.
lt's looked like he has had a high temperature for a while now.
l can feel the heat coming from his avatar , haven't you noticed?

Gazza22

MizzLolly wrote: »

You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge!

d'anam don diabhal

dSTAR

orla wrote: »

I know the girl "Shawna" in them.


She thought nobody would find out... As if like.

Is that the chick who works in the chipper?

iPlop

Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »

"Ní sin buidéil Lucozade i mo phóca, níl mé ach sásta thú a fheicáil."

That's not a bottle of Lucozade in my pocket, I'm just pleased to see you.

"thanig me an bhosca"

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Septic Leper wrote: »

Deadly anyone got anymore? so I can tell th OH im fluent in irish filth!!:)

"Tabhair dom an cáca milis" - Give me the sweet cake

"An raibh tú i do chailín dána? An mbeidh orm pionós a thabhairt duit?" - Were you a bad girl? Will I have to punish you?

"Bhí mé i mo chailín fíor-dána. Chur smacht orm le do bhod mór." - I've been a very bad girl. Discipline me with your big ----.

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MizzLolly wrote: »

You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge!

Doing Dudess

Devouring Devore

More anal for Mordeth

AlmightyPushin'

Mounting - The one and only

Karoma Sutra

Mike69

Karl Hungus

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CaptainNegative wrote: »

Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

Not after this thread.

Senna

The "fecked in Ireland" film was shot somewhere near Kilmacreannan. They hired a holiday home from an older couple for the week, didn't tell them what it was for, then they sent the people a copy of the finished film. Bit sick on their part, the old couple sold the house after that, so the story goes.

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Senna wrote: »

The "fecked in Ireland" film was shot somewhere near Kilmacreannan. They hired a holiday home from an older couple for the week, didn't tell them what it was for, then they sent the people a copy of the finished film. Bit sick on their part, the old couple sold the house after that, so the story goes.

I heard they called it "random scatbox."

cHaTbOx

Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »

I heard they called it "random shatbox."

fyp:D

Terry

Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »

Karl Hungus

Nah. He just fixes the cable.

cHaTbOx

Terry the Tugger

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random chatbox wrote: »

Terry the Tugger

Trenching Terry?

MizzLolly

Tuggin' Terry

Randylonghorn (speaks for itself really :P)

Donald-Duck F*ck.

SDooM - SODOM.


Heh boardsies are durrrrrrrrrrty!


I mo thuraim.. :pac:

dSTAR

MizzLolly your username is a ready made pron* name.

Lucky sucky

Overheal

sharpshooterH wrote: »

l can just hear mammy and daddy longhorn now:

Randy , there is nothing you can't amount to.

Ah, the chaos that ensues when you only half-listen.

Average-Ro

Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....


I'm not gonna bother translating. See if you guys can figure that out:D

randylonghorn

Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better!


EDIT: For example ...

Terry

Average-Ro wrote: »

Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....


I'm not gonna bother translating. See if you guys can figure that out:D

You blow yourself?

Terry

randylonghorn wrote: »

Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175536/

I'm David Alan Grier.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Average-Ro wrote: »

Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....

"You're feeling very dirty tonight, aren't you? Yes, you are and you like that. I like it too. Now, shut up and take me in your mouth. I hope you're thirsty......"

The parts in bold seem fairly contradictory to me tbh.

Overheal

randylonghorn wrote: »

Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better!

Were those films? They seemed like poorly put together british porn.

MizzLolly

dSTAR wrote: »

MizzLolly your username is a ready made pron* name.

Lucky sucky

Ha.. walked myself into that one!

Average-Ro

Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »

"You're feeling very dirty tonight, aren't you? Yes, you are and you like that. I like it too. Now, shut up and take me in your mouth. I hope you're thirsty......"

The parts in bold seem fairly contradictory to me tbh.

Bhuel scríobh mé "dún do bhéal" ar dtús ach ní féidir an dhá rud a dhéanamh ag an am ceannadh....yeah, tá an ceart agat is docha...ah well, rinne mé iarracht!