Man jailed for having sex with a horse

Fizman · 06-12-2008 07:01PM

OMG, I just googled to try and find more on this story and came across this link!!!

It turns out the horse was in fact female, and got pregnant!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/25916826_cc030a7c3c.jpg

06-12-2008 07:07PM

Who shagged Leona Lewis a horse?

HAPPYGIRL · 06-12-2008 07:08PM

vincenzo1975 wrote: »

Man jailed for having sex with a horse

A man has been jailed for three years after being caught having sex with a horse.

So they finally caught him.
The nest will be quiet without you riggs!

Tom65 · 06-12-2008 07:18PM

Saibh wrote: »

it is getting dangerous out there

It's a pity he wasn't shooting blanks...:p

Biggins · 06-12-2008 07:59PM

Pity it wasn't India and an elephant involved. They execute people for that and have done so recently.

The Bollox · 06-12-2008 08:02PM

the horse wasn't too happy about the whole thing. it wandered into the bar earlier. I asked it "why the long face"

the horse said "I have AIDS"

Overheal · 06-12-2008 08:05PM

Now THIS is the kind of rape thread I expect to find in AH

podge3 · 06-12-2008 08:13PM

Maybe he was trying to get revenge for what happened to Mr. Hands

galwayrush · 06-12-2008 08:15PM

Lomu wrote: »

You would have to think the horse liked it or else it would have kicked out

I doubt the horse even noticed.:rolleyes:

drunkmonkey · 06-12-2008 08:15PM

This guy is for Real and got away with it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXEXbCuqwfA

Here's the funny thing, He married his horse to have sex with it, reason being he would be arrested for beastiality if he didn't. I Can't remember where he's from in the states but the law dosen't state you have to marry a woman, it's not defined......:)

4zn76tysfajdxp · 06-12-2008 08:17PM

Seriously, anyone who doesn't think pun jokes are still funny say "neigh."

AlonsoX · 06-12-2008 08:24PM

Sick

rubadub · 06-12-2008 08:25PM

Biggins wrote: »

Pity it wasn't India and an elephant involved. They execute people for that and have done so recently.

Thank god for that, imagine having to share a cell with a big bloke who rode an elephant.

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Here's the funny thing, He married his horse to have sex with it, reason being he would be arrested for beastiality if he didn't. I Can't remember where he's from in the states but the law dosen't state you have to marry a woman, it's not defined......:)

Probably couldn't marry a male horse though, that would be morally wrong. There was a similar program on channel 4 a few years back, had a woman who was riding her dog on it too.

Sharpshooter · 06-12-2008 08:27PM

Its obvious the bloke is a bit unstable.

AckwelFoley · 06-12-2008 08:30PM

Considering horses are rather more used to getting it from stallions, id say this guys pecker was somewhat of a disappointment to the pony.

Acacia · 06-12-2008 08:37PM

Hmm, I feel kind of bad for the guy. It said he had a 'low IQ' and the incident may have 'stemmed from an incident in his childhood'. That's messed up.

Er, I mean, [ un-funny horse-sex pun].

drunkmonkey · 06-12-2008 08:48PM

didn't one of the Queens of England used to have sex with horse, I think she died when the horse broke loose from the chains (the horse was standing on it's hind legs with the from 2 legs raisd in the air) and went titty deep....

whatever anyone does, don't google the words "Kenneth Pinyan"

now there's a young buck

AckwelFoley · 06-12-2008 08:51PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

didn't one of the Queens of England used to have sex with horse,

No, that was a porn called "animal farm"

and the recipiant, was a different kind of "queen"

drunkmonkey · 06-12-2008 08:56PM

snyper wrote: »

No, that was a porn called "animal farm"

and the recipiant, was a different kind of "queen"

Nope not the movie, saw that, I really really didn't like the bit at the end with all the buckets of eels...

Some queen definatly got snapped buckled in 2 by a horse, I remember it clearly from school...

Mr. Presentable · 06-12-2008 08:59PM

People ride horses all the time! WTF?

Mr. Presentable · 06-12-2008 09:01PM

Seriously, people in Ireland have gotten shorter sentences for rape. Worlds fu**ed.

Acacia · 06-12-2008 09:02PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

didn't one of the Queens of England used to have sex with horse, I think she died when the horse broke loose from the chains (the horse was standing on it's hind legs with the from 2 legs raisd in the air) and went titty deep....

I think that was a Russian queen, Queen Catherine. Could just have been a rumour though.

Krieg · 06-12-2008 09:03PM

How did you people miss this line!

After the second attack Calico was seen 'box walking', or moving sideways, a common sign of stress.

galwayrush · 06-12-2008 09:07PM

Just because the horse didn't say no dosen't mean it wasn't rape. he got off lightly . I'm sure the horse said neigh though but how come this wasn't a fact in the charge sheet.:p

RoundTower · 06-12-2008 09:11PM

vincenzo1975 wrote: »

On the night of the second attack, on April 25 this year, Calico's owner Michael Wortley checked on the animal in his stable at 6.30pm.
The 20-year-old bay gelding was covered with a blanket but when Mr Wortley returned in the morning the blanket was on the floor.
A mounting stool that was left outside the stable had been taken inside and police immediately suspected Le Gallais was responsible.

he was asking for it leaving that around tbh

Fizman · 06-12-2008 09:28PM

Apparently Calico refuses to be ridden by anyone not wearing Trojan johnnies.

I reckon this french (?) dude thinks he's a bit of a stud.

/I'm here all week.

AlonsoX · 06-12-2008 09:34PM

I think there are a lot of sick bunnies on this thread:eek:

galwayrush · 06-12-2008 09:38PM

AlonsoX wrote: »

I think there are a lot of sick bunnies on this thread:eek:

OMG Not the Bunnies as well.................:eek:

Jimbo · 06-12-2008 09:41PM

Fizman wrote: »

OMG, I just googled to try and find more on this story and came across this link!!!

It turns out the horse was in fact female, and got pregnant!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/25916826_cc030a7c3c.jpg

Man jailed for having sex with a horse

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