Storm + Insomnia =

lilminx · 04-12-2008 02:03AM #1

... my very first thread

seriously.. I know I'm gonna be up most of the night.. Sky just went kaputt with the storm - down to my last cigarette and no chance of getting more by morning... Reliant on 3 for my broadband connection so no guarantee of spending the wee hours of the morning with your very good selves.

Oh I'm alone in the house and very jittery cos I've been hearing things bang against the front windows (living room) and now in my bedroom all night....

Duvet up to my chin, typing by a 40 watt bulb.. I'm setting myself up for a horrid night here...

*sniff* :eek:

I've just dragged out Box Sets of the West Wing should my internet fail. But with that I start having conversations with the characters on screen - Go Jed.. and Josh will ye marry me and CJ I want to be you.... It's all gonna end in tears...

Terry · 04-12-2008 02:04AM

I'm watching you.

Sharpshooter · 04-12-2008 02:06AM

Stop banging on her windows.

javaboy · 04-12-2008 02:07AM

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the power went?

lilminx · 04-12-2008 02:07AM

I'm demanding curtains from my landlady tomorrow! Seriously - living here nearly a year and no frickin curtains yet!!!

Terry.. If you give the secret knock I'll let ya in for a cuppa tea... D'ya have smokes?
:P

Fizman · 04-12-2008 02:07AM

Your windows will be fine if you just let me in.

lilminx · 04-12-2008 02:08AM

javaboy wrote: »

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the power went?

t'wouldn't

Ross_Mahon · 04-12-2008 02:11AM

lilminx wrote: »

t'wouldn't

And then a guy with a mask and chainsaw cuts down your door.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 04-12-2008 02:14AM

I'm thinking more along the lines of the scene in 24 days later in Jim's living room when the infected comes crashing through the window.

javaboy · 04-12-2008 02:14AM

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

And then a guy with a mask and chainsaw cuts down your door.

Yeah this would really round off the night.

Does anyone else think Storm and Insomnia both sound like the kind of name Lynx would give a deodorant?

Sharpshooter · 04-12-2008 02:14AM

lilminx wrote: »

...

*sniff* :eek:

I've just dragged out Box Sets of the West Wing should my internet fail. But with that I start having conversations with the characters on screen - Go Jed.. and Josh will ye marry me and CJ I want to be you.... It's all gonna end in tears...

*sniff*:eek:

Ah ,

Darragh29 · 04-12-2008 02:15AM

Didn't hear anythin on the news about this storm?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 04-12-2008 02:19AM

javaboy wrote: »

Yeah this would really round off the night.

Does anyone else think Storm and Insomnia both sound like the kind of name Lynx would give a deodorant?

I was thinking of names for gladiators. Insomnia could be a feamle version of Wolf.

passive · 04-12-2008 02:20AM

storm?

psycho-hope · 04-12-2008 02:22AM

hey, folks in the house on my own so not gonna be gettin much sleep either:(

javaboy · 04-12-2008 02:23AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I was thinking of names for gladiators. Insomnia could be a feamle version of Wolf.

Would she keep you up all night? Eh eh. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more.

It's a sex joke.

LadyJ · 04-12-2008 02:24AM

Lisa, I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

/Homer

Ross_Mahon · 04-12-2008 02:24AM

javaboy wrote: »

Yeah this would really round off the night.

Does anyone else think Storm and Insomnia both sound like the kind of name Lynx would give a deodorant?

Yeah it does actually, they always seem to give powerful names to their selection of smells, Its the same with Gillette...'Mach3 Turbo Champion' 'Mach 3 Power Nitror' 'Gillette Fusion Stealth'.

An Fear Aniar · 04-12-2008 02:25AM

I've had a bit of insomnia lately too. Prolly some anxiety about Xmas or something. Recommend tea and small snacks and read something difficult, will help you fall asleep.

.

dcukhunter · 04-12-2008 02:26AM

lilminx wrote: »

down to my last cigarette and no chance of getting more by morning.

I have a fag cigarette you can have will keep you company all night as well.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 04-12-2008 02:26AM

javaboy wrote: »

Would she keep you up all night? Eh eh. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more.

It's a sex joke.

It's a John joe sexy McInuendo kunting joke.

javaboy · 04-12-2008 02:29AM

LadyJ wrote: »

Lisa, I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

/Homer

Very irresponsible from a mod of the Scaredy Cats forum. Tsk tsk.

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Yeah it does actually, they always seem to give powerful names to their selection of smells, Its the same with Gillette...'Mach3 Turbo Champion' 'Mach 3 Power Nitror' 'Gillette Fusion Stealth'.

Fusion Stealth is so last year. I'm using a Super Gillette Max Power Turbo Nitro Alpha Tournament Edition 3. It can cut hair below the skin so you can go far longer between shaves.

lilminx · 04-12-2008 02:30AM

Darragh29 wrote: »

Didn't hear anythin on the news about this storm?

'tis real I tells ya!!

well tis down this way at any rate....

seems to have cooled off for a little bit.. not doubt til I get comfortable and my heart stops beating in time to a frickin chipmunks song *brain can't think of a valid example but ya gets me*

... and then and only then will a tree fall over or a bat get whooshed against my window or some thick fecker of a boy racer decide tonights the night he wants to try and do donuts on the main road near my place and i'll be frightened into my feckin teddy bear again.. I'm 30!!! I should be over this.. I'm this [] close to going to my folks house and climbing into my childhood bed...

SOBS

javaboy · 04-12-2008 02:32AM

lilminx wrote: »

seems to have cooled off for a little bit

Eye of the storm I'd say. Nature is toying with you.

Terry · 04-12-2008 02:34AM

lilminx wrote: »

I'm demanding curtains from my landlady tomorrow! Seriously - living here nearly a year and no frickin curtains yet!!!

Terry.. If you give the secret knock I'll let ya in for a cuppa tea... D'ya have smokes?
:P

Although I might be able to see you at the moment (by way of channeling 6th's powers), I'm about 250 miles away, so the cup of tea is out of the question.

I do have 44 cigarettes though.

Here's to planning ahead.

*43 after this one.

I'm off to watch some episodes of Chuck.

Screw you guys.

/exits MSN messenger so that I'm not notified of any reported posts.

lilminx · 04-12-2008 02:35AM

Well thanks for keeping me company in as much as you have people.. I won't go into you kind and thoughtful posters who felt it more entertaining to scare the bejaysus out of me... including one or two feckin phone calls and hang-ups.. feckin private number calls at this hour!!

javaboy wrote: »

Fusion Stealth is so last year. I'm using a Super Gillette Max Power Turbo Nitro Alpha Tournament Edition 3. It can cut hair below the skin so you can go far longer between shaves.

and when did this thread turn into being about you java.. huh? huh? huh?

feeling an ickle bit tetchy.... sorry

Sharpshooter · 04-12-2008 02:35AM

lilminx wrote: »

'tis real I tells ya!!

well tis down this way at any rate....

seems to have cooled off for a little bit.. not doubt til I get comfortable and my heart stops beating in time to a frickin chipmunks song *brain can't think of a valid example but ya gets me*

... and then and only then will a tree fall over or a bat get whooshed against my window or some thick fecker of a boy racer decide tonights the night he wants to try and do donuts on the main road near my place and i'll be frightened into my feckin teddy bear again.. I'm 3!!! I should be over this.. I'm this [] close to going to my folks house and climbing into my childhood bed...

SOBS

Snyper ftw.

LadyJ · 04-12-2008 02:37AM

javaboy wrote: »

Very irresponsible from a mod of the Scaredy Cats forum. Tsk tsk.

Well, someone won't be getting approved for nomination for the noob of the year award!

javaboy · 04-12-2008 02:37AM

OP if you get bored and need something to occupy your time, try this fun maze game.

Possibly NSFW (not safe for wusses)

lilminx · 04-12-2008 02:38AM

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Snyper ftw.

I'm kinda afraid now to ask.. but could someone kindly tell me the meaning of the above?

lilminx · 04-12-2008 02:39AM

javaboy wrote: »

OP if you get bored and need something to occupy your time, try this fun maze game.

Possibly NSFW (not safe for wusses)

My eyes!! My eyes!!!

now ya didn't think i'd fall for that one now did ya java?!

ya fooker!!! c'mere til I redden yer arse!:mad:

Storm + Insomnia =

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